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The Real Fake Star Lord
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“Aight Sisyphus put your back into it”

Denver Broncos | Atlanta United | Tottenham | Colorado Avalanche | Denver Nuggets | Colorado State Rams

I’m just here for a good time
UP THE SPURS!!!
May 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
GET IN BOYS!!
#coys
May 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Me all season: I miss when Spurs used to make me feel things

Me today: I’m going to puke, this sucks
May 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
For the next 100 minutes, CLECNH!
#coys
May 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
What’s better than one night of Commander? 2 nights
May 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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resharin my tribute to dale, hate how he sounds more rational every day lmfao
May 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Me if you care
May 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Finish the Job Rams!
March 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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February 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Me going to the potion room (kitchen) to brew a concoction of focus (energy drink) for my quest (work day)
February 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
My SIL is giving me a download of everting KPop while I eat Roman style pizza. You wish you were me!
February 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I don’t even know what to say anymore. COYS I guess?
February 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Always and forever,
COME ON YOU SPURS
February 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I recently stopped using Emmy Apple Watch and subbed in a real one. I feel so much better and less anxious. Plus I like the look more too…
January 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
For fucks same… Dragusin is down?!
January 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The Snap Stimulus Package is out. Let’s goooo!
January 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Lemme tell you something…work anxiety is something else. Got my stomach wanting to make an exit most expeditiously.
January 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
One of my favorite things in life are jerseys and logos. MLS kit season is nearly upon us and I am…GIDDY
January 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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January 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
My unadulterated NFL honors picks that nobody asked for

MVP: Josh Allen
DPOY: PS2
OPOY: Saquon
OROY: Jayden Daniels (but wish it was Bo)
DROY: Jared Verse
CPOY: Joe Burrow
COY: Sean Payton
ACOY: Vic Fangio
January 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
My BIL told me the final step in every nerds life is Warhammer 40K.

Unrelated, My buddy just asked if I wanted to come over, listen to yatch rock, pound colors banquets, and get into warhammer 40k.

The universe is weird man
January 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
One thing I absolutely love is when a tv show of a video game makes me want to play the game. Currently that is Castlevania
January 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Snap back. Thank god
January 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Happy MLK Day
January 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM