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Soup, Schizo Pronoun Posse Leader (He/They)
@they-are-soup.bsky.social
what up i'm soup i'm 22 and the only gender I need is a good broth
🇵🇸 We will see Palestine free in our lifetime: http://arab.org
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I just realized this account doesn't have context for my user name

I got told "here comes the schizo pronoun posse 🤣" when I said a guy with a gun will not, in fact, out shoot the literal SWAT TEAM regardless of gun
Hot Take: Mewtwo can say the n word cause he's black but also he says it like a slur like drake in family matters
December 28, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Every time someone makes the argument that socialized medicine leads to longer wait times all I hear is "I want people to die from preventable causes so I can get in sooner"
December 12, 2024 at 8:01 PM
My favorite way to find out my antidepressant was potentially recalled for containing cancer-causing materials is thru an article with an ad between each paragraph and 3 pop-up ads with sound and no link directly to the recall on the FDA website
December 12, 2024 at 3:08 PM
"Hell yea white boy" is a top tier compliment that means you were absolutely slaying and I love that for you
Had to get a passport-style photo taken at a Walgreens in the US and a weird guy walked past and said "hell yeah white boy you take that picture" and I laughed for a full minute. I can tell I'm still fighting not to laugh in this but it's probably not too obvious right. Do I need to retake this
December 6, 2024 at 3:06 PM
I think we need to start bullying business majors. womp womp maybe you should've gotten a real degree instead
December 6, 2024 at 3:20 AM
"Niggas actin bad, but somebody gotta do it. Put my foot up on the gas, but somebody gotta do it"
- The UHC Assassin
December 6, 2024 at 1:53 AM
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It really is quite touching.

I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.
December 5, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Kendrick dropping "What they talkin bout? They ain't talkin bout nothin" days after I got my braces is a punishment for my hubris
December 2, 2024 at 2:27 AM
If you're waiting for Wrapped but use statsfm you're simply weak and won't survive the harsh winter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry you had to find out this way
December 2, 2024 at 2:20 AM
If autism is so bad why do we keep winning huh??
November 29, 2024 at 4:25 PM
WE CANT KEEP LETTING KENDRICK GET AWAY WITH THIS
November 26, 2024 at 2:26 AM
How I feel after writing a 500 word essay for a 10 point assignment that could've easily been like 200 words:
November 25, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Yall better tell em Kendrick did it 🗣️
November 25, 2024 at 5:06 AM
I saw a hot black goth at the gas station today......effervescent...
November 25, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Never kill yourself <3 Will Wood might just add tickets to his sold out show in your area
November 25, 2024 at 5:04 AM
kendrick dropped. never kill yourself <3
November 23, 2024 at 2:41 AM
KENDRICK FINISHED BROCCOLI SOBBING CRYING THROWING UP RIGHT NOW
November 22, 2024 at 7:52 PM
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Campbell's CEO Mark Clouse says on the company rebrand: "We love soup and always will."
November 21, 2024 at 2:25 PM
I think the weirdest thing to me about bathroom bans is the fact that so many people see the bathroom as a safe space

my hs bathrooms were a place to find badly written bomb threats and illegal vapes
November 22, 2024 at 4:52 AM
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who else up but trapped in a never ending nightmare
November 19, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Did simplisafe cash a check recently or something cause suddenly everyone and their mama getting a sponsorship???
November 20, 2024 at 4:15 AM
DICK VAN DYKE IS STILL ALIVE???
November 20, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Said "ASL is very facial and spatial" in therapy today and I'm not saying that's a bar, but.....
November 20, 2024 at 1:09 AM
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i love sounds and images
November 19, 2024 at 6:36 AM
Chat I did it again 😔✌️I wrote a 580 word comment on a discussion post where I already exceeded the max points this week and also only have to have like 50 words per post/comment anyways

It was explaining why gender dysphoria is in the DSM still
November 19, 2024 at 2:40 AM