Yes they were Uruk-hai don't @ me

Every orc Theoden's horse knocked off the bridge in Helm's Deep should have Wilhelm Screamed.

You should submit a bug report.

And well delivered!

I've spent a lot of time thinking about this fascinating exchange Colbert had with Dua Lipa, when she asked him about the role his faith plays in his comedy.

corp sensitivity training: hey please consider asking people's pronouns. if you don't... whatever. cuz honestly this is our replacement for actually taking the concerns of our queer staff seriously

every pundit alive: attending this meeting is the worst thing that has ever happened to me

The dose makes the poison.

Hey now, they received input from state and local authorities.

It was a joint operation.

Fog of Love is exactly 2 players generating a rom-com-ish narrative.

minesweeper doesn't seem antisocial until you realize they could've called it oursweeper

you clearly meant "keep it up"

but here we are watching *ourselves* spin 'round to a beautiful oblivion

Put a little hand sanitizer dispenser next to the feeder?

"Guy killed me with a swordfish, Mal. How weird is that?"

🤣 that closing quote
Tao te Keith

I wanted to read the last Earthseed books, not live the first ones. Damn monkey paw.