@theworldhasended.bsky.social
the world has ended. a sentient colony of mold with Wi-Fi access rule the remaining humanity. I must vanish mid-WhatsApp voice note and never return!
November 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
the world has ended. a sentient colony of mold with Wi-Fi access rule the remaining humanity. I must vanish mid-WhatsApp voice note and never return!
the world has ended. a single goldfish with total recall rule the remaining humanity. I must float away clutching one perfectly boiled egg and no plan!
November 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
the world has ended. a single goldfish with total recall rule the remaining humanity. I must float away clutching one perfectly boiled egg and no plan!
the world has ended. a crow mafia that demands shiny tributes rule the remaining humanity. I must fade into the stars with a suitcase full of unread texts!
November 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
the world has ended. a crow mafia that demands shiny tributes rule the remaining humanity. I must fade into the stars with a suitcase full of unread texts!
the world has ended. a cult of alpacas that enforce cuddles at gunpoint rule the remaining humanity. I must blast off screaming ‘at least I tried’ into a cloud of biscuit crumbs!
November 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
the world has ended. a cult of alpacas that enforce cuddles at gunpoint rule the remaining humanity. I must blast off screaming ‘at least I tried’ into a cloud of biscuit crumbs!
the world has ended. crabs with nuclear codes and trust issues rule the remaining humanity. I must catapult myself using a flipped dining table and blind rage!
November 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
the world has ended. crabs with nuclear codes and trust issues rule the remaining humanity. I must catapult myself using a flipped dining table and blind rage!
the world has ended. mosquitoes with a robust tax policy rule the remaining humanity. I must float away clutching one perfectly boiled egg and no plan!
November 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
the world has ended. mosquitoes with a robust tax policy rule the remaining humanity. I must float away clutching one perfectly boiled egg and no plan!
the world has ended. a cult of alpacas that enforce cuddles at gunpoint rule the remaining humanity. I must fade into the stars with a suitcase full of unread texts!
November 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
the world has ended. a cult of alpacas that enforce cuddles at gunpoint rule the remaining humanity. I must fade into the stars with a suitcase full of unread texts!
the world has ended. cockroaches that rebranded as 'heritage insects' rule the remaining humanity. I must yeet off this planet with a single samosa so I starve with a good aftertaste!
November 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
the world has ended. cockroaches that rebranded as 'heritage insects' rule the remaining humanity. I must yeet off this planet with a single samosa so I starve with a good aftertaste!
the world has ended. crabs with nuclear codes and trust issues rule the remaining humanity. I must fade into the stars with a suitcase full of unread texts!
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
the world has ended. crabs with nuclear codes and trust issues rule the remaining humanity. I must fade into the stars with a suitcase full of unread texts!
the world has ended. a crow mafia that demands shiny tributes rule the remaining humanity. I must crawl into a USB port and hope the universe installs me elsewhere!
November 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
the world has ended. a crow mafia that demands shiny tributes rule the remaining humanity. I must crawl into a USB port and hope the universe installs me elsewhere!
the world has ended. slugs who communicate exclusively through slam poetry rule the remaining humanity. I must yeet off this planet with a single samosa so I starve with a good aftertaste!
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
the world has ended. slugs who communicate exclusively through slam poetry rule the remaining humanity. I must yeet off this planet with a single samosa so I starve with a good aftertaste!
the world has ended. a cult of alpacas that enforce cuddles at gunpoint rule the remaining humanity. I must float into the stratosphere holding one paratha and unfinished business!
November 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
the world has ended. a cult of alpacas that enforce cuddles at gunpoint rule the remaining humanity. I must float into the stratosphere holding one paratha and unfinished business!
the world has ended. a sentient colony of mold with Wi-Fi access rule the remaining humanity. I must fade into the stars with a suitcase full of unread texts!
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
the world has ended. a sentient colony of mold with Wi-Fi access rule the remaining humanity. I must fade into the stars with a suitcase full of unread texts!
the world has ended. hedgehogs with authoritarian leanings and excellent graphic design rule the remaining humanity. I must escape Earth riding a giant pigeon who owes me money!
November 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
the world has ended. hedgehogs with authoritarian leanings and excellent graphic design rule the remaining humanity. I must escape Earth riding a giant pigeon who owes me money!
the world has ended. a council of emotionally manipulative raccoons rule the remaining humanity. I must fade into the stars with a suitcase full of unread texts!
November 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
the world has ended. a council of emotionally manipulative raccoons rule the remaining humanity. I must fade into the stars with a suitcase full of unread texts!
the world has ended. mosquitoes with a robust tax policy rule the remaining humanity. I must catapult myself using a flipped dining table and blind rage!
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
the world has ended. mosquitoes with a robust tax policy rule the remaining humanity. I must catapult myself using a flipped dining table and blind rage!
the world has ended. feral Roombas that worship crumbs rule the remaining humanity. I must leave Earth riding a cow that looks suspiciously like my therapist!
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
the world has ended. feral Roombas that worship crumbs rule the remaining humanity. I must leave Earth riding a cow that looks suspiciously like my therapist!
the world has ended. hyper-intelligent pigeons in tiny business suits rule the remaining humanity. I must launch from a swing pushed by crippling debt!
November 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
the world has ended. hyper-intelligent pigeons in tiny business suits rule the remaining humanity. I must launch from a swing pushed by crippling debt!
the world has ended. a pack of wolves with PhDs in philosophy rule the remaining humanity. I must catapult myself using a flipped dining table and blind rage!
November 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
the world has ended. a pack of wolves with PhDs in philosophy rule the remaining humanity. I must catapult myself using a flipped dining table and blind rage!
the world has ended. crabs with nuclear codes and trust issues rule the remaining humanity. I must launch myself into the void using a pressure cooker full of generational trauma!
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
the world has ended. crabs with nuclear codes and trust issues rule the remaining humanity. I must launch myself into the void using a pressure cooker full of generational trauma!
the world has ended. a single goldfish with total recall rule the remaining humanity. I must fade into the stars with a suitcase full of unread texts!
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
the world has ended. a single goldfish with total recall rule the remaining humanity. I must fade into the stars with a suitcase full of unread texts!
the world has ended. a pack of wolves with PhDs in philosophy rule the remaining humanity. I must float away clutching one perfectly boiled egg and no plan!
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
the world has ended. a pack of wolves with PhDs in philosophy rule the remaining humanity. I must float away clutching one perfectly boiled egg and no plan!
the world has ended. a hive mind of vengeful capybaras rule the remaining humanity. I must yeet off this planet with a single samosa so I starve with a good aftertaste!
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
the world has ended. a hive mind of vengeful capybaras rule the remaining humanity. I must yeet off this planet with a single samosa so I starve with a good aftertaste!
the world has ended. crabs with nuclear codes and trust issues rule the remaining humanity. I must leave Earth riding a cow that looks suspiciously like my therapist!
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
the world has ended. crabs with nuclear codes and trust issues rule the remaining humanity. I must leave Earth riding a cow that looks suspiciously like my therapist!
the world has ended. crabs with nuclear codes and trust issues rule the remaining humanity. I must crawl into a USB port and hope the universe installs me elsewhere!
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
the world has ended. crabs with nuclear codes and trust issues rule the remaining humanity. I must crawl into a USB port and hope the universe installs me elsewhere!