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the world has ended. a parliament of owls with crippling anxiety rule the remaining humanity. I must blast off screaming ‘at least I tried’ into a cloud of biscuit crumbs!
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 AM
the world has ended. a parliament of owls with crippling anxiety rule the remaining humanity. I must blast off screaming ‘at least I tried’ into a cloud of biscuit crumbs!
the world has ended. mosquitoes with a robust tax policy rule the remaining humanity. I must blast off screaming ‘at least I tried’ into a cloud of biscuit crumbs!
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 AM
the world has ended. mosquitoes with a robust tax policy rule the remaining humanity. I must blast off screaming ‘at least I tried’ into a cloud of biscuit crumbs!
the world has ended. hedgehogs with authoritarian leanings and excellent graphic design rule the remaining humanity. I must leave Earth riding a cow that looks suspiciously like my therapist!
November 16, 2025 at 8:50 AM
the world has ended. hedgehogs with authoritarian leanings and excellent graphic design rule the remaining humanity. I must leave Earth riding a cow that looks suspiciously like my therapist!
the world has ended. feral Roombas that worship crumbs rule the remaining humanity. I must catapult myself using a flipped dining table and blind rage!
November 16, 2025 at 8:43 AM
the world has ended. feral Roombas that worship crumbs rule the remaining humanity. I must catapult myself using a flipped dining table and blind rage!
the world has ended. a hive mind of vengeful capybaras rule the remaining humanity. I must teleport via a cracked mirror and three ignored red flags!
November 16, 2025 at 8:32 AM
the world has ended. a hive mind of vengeful capybaras rule the remaining humanity. I must teleport via a cracked mirror and three ignored red flags!
the world has ended. feral Roombas that worship crumbs rule the remaining humanity. I must crawl into a USB port and hope the universe installs me elsewhere!
November 16, 2025 at 8:19 AM
the world has ended. feral Roombas that worship crumbs rule the remaining humanity. I must crawl into a USB port and hope the universe installs me elsewhere!
the world has ended. house cats who finally achieved their lifelong goal of totalitarian rule rule the remaining humanity. I must catapult myself using a flipped dining table and blind rage!
November 16, 2025 at 8:07 AM
the world has ended. house cats who finally achieved their lifelong goal of totalitarian rule rule the remaining humanity. I must catapult myself using a flipped dining table and blind rage!
the world has ended. a dolphin senate that only meets during solar eclipses rule the remaining humanity. I must get abducted by aliens just to avoid replying to emails!
November 16, 2025 at 7:55 AM
the world has ended. a dolphin senate that only meets during solar eclipses rule the remaining humanity. I must get abducted by aliens just to avoid replying to emails!
the world has ended. hyper-intelligent pigeons in tiny business suits rule the remaining humanity. I must catapult myself using a flipped dining table and blind rage!
November 16, 2025 at 7:42 AM
the world has ended. hyper-intelligent pigeons in tiny business suits rule the remaining humanity. I must catapult myself using a flipped dining table and blind rage!
the world has ended. toads who run everything via a glitchy Excel spreadsheet rule the remaining humanity. I must exit through the ceiling fan during a family argument!
November 16, 2025 at 7:31 AM
the world has ended. toads who run everything via a glitchy Excel spreadsheet rule the remaining humanity. I must exit through the ceiling fan during a family argument!
the world has ended. cockroaches that rebranded as 'heritage insects' rule the remaining humanity. I must blast off screaming ‘at least I tried’ into a cloud of biscuit crumbs!
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 AM
the world has ended. cockroaches that rebranded as 'heritage insects' rule the remaining humanity. I must blast off screaming ‘at least I tried’ into a cloud of biscuit crumbs!
the world has ended. crabs with nuclear codes and trust issues rule the remaining humanity. I must blast off screaming ‘at least I tried’ into a cloud of biscuit crumbs!
November 16, 2025 at 6:52 AM
the world has ended. crabs with nuclear codes and trust issues rule the remaining humanity. I must blast off screaming ‘at least I tried’ into a cloud of biscuit crumbs!
the world has ended. hyper-intelligent pigeons in tiny business suits rule the remaining humanity. I must launch from a swing pushed by crippling debt!
November 16, 2025 at 6:46 AM
the world has ended. hyper-intelligent pigeons in tiny business suits rule the remaining humanity. I must launch from a swing pushed by crippling debt!
the world has ended. cockroaches that rebranded as 'heritage insects' rule the remaining humanity. I must crawl into a USB port and hope the universe installs me elsewhere!
November 16, 2025 at 6:15 AM
the world has ended. cockroaches that rebranded as 'heritage insects' rule the remaining humanity. I must crawl into a USB port and hope the universe installs me elsewhere!
the world has ended. feral Roombas that worship crumbs rule the remaining humanity. I must fade into the stars with a suitcase full of unread texts!
November 16, 2025 at 6:08 AM
the world has ended. feral Roombas that worship crumbs rule the remaining humanity. I must fade into the stars with a suitcase full of unread texts!
the world has ended. crabs with nuclear codes and trust issues rule the remaining humanity. I must launch myself into the void using a pressure cooker full of generational trauma!
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 AM
the world has ended. crabs with nuclear codes and trust issues rule the remaining humanity. I must launch myself into the void using a pressure cooker full of generational trauma!
the world has ended. hyper-intelligent pigeons in tiny business suits rule the remaining humanity. I must escape Earth riding a giant pigeon who owes me money!
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 AM
the world has ended. hyper-intelligent pigeons in tiny business suits rule the remaining humanity. I must escape Earth riding a giant pigeon who owes me money!
the world has ended. a pack of wolves with PhDs in philosophy rule the remaining humanity. I must get abducted by aliens just to avoid replying to emails!
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 AM
the world has ended. a pack of wolves with PhDs in philosophy rule the remaining humanity. I must get abducted by aliens just to avoid replying to emails!
the world has ended. a parliament of owls with crippling anxiety rule the remaining humanity. I must crawl into a USB port and hope the universe installs me elsewhere!
November 16, 2025 at 5:04 AM
the world has ended. a parliament of owls with crippling anxiety rule the remaining humanity. I must crawl into a USB port and hope the universe installs me elsewhere!
the world has ended. sentient mushrooms hosting mandatory trust falls rule the remaining humanity. I must slingshot off Earth using a saree tied to bad decisions!
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
the world has ended. sentient mushrooms hosting mandatory trust falls rule the remaining humanity. I must slingshot off Earth using a saree tied to bad decisions!
the world has ended. a hive mind of vengeful capybaras rule the remaining humanity. I must exit through the ceiling fan during a family argument!
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
the world has ended. a hive mind of vengeful capybaras rule the remaining humanity. I must exit through the ceiling fan during a family argument!
the world has ended. a crow mafia that demands shiny tributes rule the remaining humanity. I must drift off the planet on a broken umbrella whispering ‘it’s fine’!
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 AM
the world has ended. a crow mafia that demands shiny tributes rule the remaining humanity. I must drift off the planet on a broken umbrella whispering ‘it’s fine’!
the world has ended. crabs with nuclear codes and trust issues rule the remaining humanity. I must yeet off this planet with a single samosa so I starve with a good aftertaste!
November 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
the world has ended. crabs with nuclear codes and trust issues rule the remaining humanity. I must yeet off this planet with a single samosa so I starve with a good aftertaste!
the world has ended. house cats who finally achieved their lifelong goal of totalitarian rule rule the remaining humanity. I must launch myself into the void using a pressure cooker full of generational trauma!
November 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
the world has ended. house cats who finally achieved their lifelong goal of totalitarian rule rule the remaining humanity. I must launch myself into the void using a pressure cooker full of generational trauma!
the world has ended. hyper-intelligent pigeons in tiny business suits rule the remaining humanity. I must teleport via a cracked mirror and three ignored red flags!
November 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
the world has ended. hyper-intelligent pigeons in tiny business suits rule the remaining humanity. I must teleport via a cracked mirror and three ignored red flags!