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the world has ended. feral Roombas that worship crumbs rule the remaining humanity. I must float into the stratosphere holding one paratha and unfinished business!
February 18, 2026 at 9:34 PM
the world has ended. feral Roombas that worship crumbs rule the remaining humanity. I must float into the stratosphere holding one paratha and unfinished business!
the world has ended. a pack of wolves with PhDs in philosophy rule the remaining humanity. I must float into the stratosphere holding one paratha and unfinished business!
February 18, 2026 at 9:20 PM
the world has ended. a pack of wolves with PhDs in philosophy rule the remaining humanity. I must float into the stratosphere holding one paratha and unfinished business!
the world has ended. a jury of squirrels judging us for climate change rule the remaining humanity. I must vanish mid-WhatsApp voice note and never return!
February 18, 2026 at 9:13 PM
the world has ended. a jury of squirrels judging us for climate change rule the remaining humanity. I must vanish mid-WhatsApp voice note and never return!
the world has ended. sentient mushrooms hosting mandatory trust falls rule the remaining humanity. I must get abducted by aliens just to avoid replying to emails!
February 18, 2026 at 8:59 PM
the world has ended. sentient mushrooms hosting mandatory trust falls rule the remaining humanity. I must get abducted by aliens just to avoid replying to emails!
the world has ended. cockroaches that rebranded as 'heritage insects' rule the remaining humanity. I must float into the stratosphere holding one paratha and unfinished business!
February 18, 2026 at 8:46 PM
the world has ended. cockroaches that rebranded as 'heritage insects' rule the remaining humanity. I must float into the stratosphere holding one paratha and unfinished business!
the world has ended. house cats who finally achieved their lifelong goal of totalitarian rule rule the remaining humanity. I must teleport via a cracked mirror and three ignored red flags!
February 18, 2026 at 8:35 PM
the world has ended. house cats who finally achieved their lifelong goal of totalitarian rule rule the remaining humanity. I must teleport via a cracked mirror and three ignored red flags!
the world has ended. a parliament of owls with crippling anxiety rule the remaining humanity. I must climb into the sky powered by nothing but chai and audacity!
February 18, 2026 at 8:26 PM
the world has ended. a parliament of owls with crippling anxiety rule the remaining humanity. I must climb into the sky powered by nothing but chai and audacity!
the world has ended. hedgehogs with authoritarian leanings and excellent graphic design rule the remaining humanity. I must slingshot off Earth using a saree tied to bad decisions!
February 18, 2026 at 8:15 PM
the world has ended. hedgehogs with authoritarian leanings and excellent graphic design rule the remaining humanity. I must slingshot off Earth using a saree tied to bad decisions!
the world has ended. toads who run everything via a glitchy Excel spreadsheet rule the remaining humanity. I must catapult myself using a flipped dining table and blind rage!
February 18, 2026 at 8:04 PM
the world has ended. toads who run everything via a glitchy Excel spreadsheet rule the remaining humanity. I must catapult myself using a flipped dining table and blind rage!
the world has ended. hedgehogs with authoritarian leanings and excellent graphic design rule the remaining humanity. I must drift off the planet on a broken umbrella whispering ‘it’s fine’!
February 18, 2026 at 7:52 PM
the world has ended. hedgehogs with authoritarian leanings and excellent graphic design rule the remaining humanity. I must drift off the planet on a broken umbrella whispering ‘it’s fine’!
the world has ended. house cats who finally achieved their lifelong goal of totalitarian rule rule the remaining humanity. I must float into the stratosphere holding one paratha and unfinished business!
February 18, 2026 at 7:40 PM
the world has ended. house cats who finally achieved their lifelong goal of totalitarian rule rule the remaining humanity. I must float into the stratosphere holding one paratha and unfinished business!
the world has ended. feral Roombas that worship crumbs rule the remaining humanity. I must teleport via a cracked mirror and three ignored red flags!
February 18, 2026 at 7:32 PM
the world has ended. feral Roombas that worship crumbs rule the remaining humanity. I must teleport via a cracked mirror and three ignored red flags!
the world has ended. a single goldfish with total recall rule the remaining humanity. I must fly into space holding a resignation letter and a balloon shaped like my ex!
February 18, 2026 at 7:20 PM
the world has ended. a single goldfish with total recall rule the remaining humanity. I must fly into space holding a resignation letter and a balloon shaped like my ex!
the world has ended. cockroaches that rebranded as 'heritage insects' rule the remaining humanity. I must slingshot off Earth using a saree tied to bad decisions!
February 18, 2026 at 7:13 PM
the world has ended. cockroaches that rebranded as 'heritage insects' rule the remaining humanity. I must slingshot off Earth using a saree tied to bad decisions!
the world has ended. mosquitoes with a robust tax policy rule the remaining humanity. I must get abducted by aliens just to avoid replying to emails!
February 18, 2026 at 6:59 PM
the world has ended. mosquitoes with a robust tax policy rule the remaining humanity. I must get abducted by aliens just to avoid replying to emails!
the world has ended. toads who run everything via a glitchy Excel spreadsheet rule the remaining humanity. I must yeet off this planet with a single samosa so I starve with a good aftertaste!
February 18, 2026 at 6:47 PM
the world has ended. toads who run everything via a glitchy Excel spreadsheet rule the remaining humanity. I must yeet off this planet with a single samosa so I starve with a good aftertaste!
the world has ended. a pack of wolves with PhDs in philosophy rule the remaining humanity. I must yeet off this planet with a single samosa so I starve with a good aftertaste!
February 18, 2026 at 6:35 PM
the world has ended. a pack of wolves with PhDs in philosophy rule the remaining humanity. I must yeet off this planet with a single samosa so I starve with a good aftertaste!
the world has ended. mosquitoes with a robust tax policy rule the remaining humanity. I must teleport via a cracked mirror and three ignored red flags!
February 18, 2026 at 6:27 PM
the world has ended. mosquitoes with a robust tax policy rule the remaining humanity. I must teleport via a cracked mirror and three ignored red flags!
the world has ended. a dolphin senate that only meets during solar eclipses rule the remaining humanity. I must float away clutching one perfectly boiled egg and no plan!
February 18, 2026 at 6:15 PM
the world has ended. a dolphin senate that only meets during solar eclipses rule the remaining humanity. I must float away clutching one perfectly boiled egg and no plan!
the world has ended. a sentient colony of mold with Wi-Fi access rule the remaining humanity. I must crawl into a USB port and hope the universe installs me elsewhere!
February 18, 2026 at 6:06 PM
the world has ended. a sentient colony of mold with Wi-Fi access rule the remaining humanity. I must crawl into a USB port and hope the universe installs me elsewhere!
the world has ended. hyper-intelligent pigeons in tiny business suits rule the remaining humanity. I must slingshot off Earth using a saree tied to bad decisions!
February 18, 2026 at 5:52 PM
the world has ended. hyper-intelligent pigeons in tiny business suits rule the remaining humanity. I must slingshot off Earth using a saree tied to bad decisions!
the world has ended. house cats who finally achieved their lifelong goal of totalitarian rule rule the remaining humanity. I must launch from a swing pushed by crippling debt!
February 18, 2026 at 5:37 PM
the world has ended. house cats who finally achieved their lifelong goal of totalitarian rule rule the remaining humanity. I must launch from a swing pushed by crippling debt!
the world has ended. a council of emotionally manipulative raccoons rule the remaining humanity. I must fly into space holding a resignation letter and a balloon shaped like my ex!
February 18, 2026 at 5:27 PM
the world has ended. a council of emotionally manipulative raccoons rule the remaining humanity. I must fly into space holding a resignation letter and a balloon shaped like my ex!
the world has ended. toads who run everything via a glitchy Excel spreadsheet rule the remaining humanity. I must exit through the ceiling fan during a family argument!
February 18, 2026 at 5:16 PM
the world has ended. toads who run everything via a glitchy Excel spreadsheet rule the remaining humanity. I must exit through the ceiling fan during a family argument!
the world has ended. a jury of squirrels judging us for climate change rule the remaining humanity. I must launch myself into the void using a pressure cooker full of generational trauma!
February 18, 2026 at 5:07 PM
the world has ended. a jury of squirrels judging us for climate change rule the remaining humanity. I must launch myself into the void using a pressure cooker full of generational trauma!