Dave the Sarcastic
@thewizardofsnark.bsky.social
Cat Dad, avid reader, jazz fan, elder nerd, fluent in sarcasm and pop culture references, Nazi puncher, humanist.
The jokes keep writing themselves
December 11, 2025 at 10:30 AM
The jokes keep writing themselves
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Thank you, Senator Warren.
Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."
September 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Thank you, Senator Warren.
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Madison Cawthorn got arrested again.
September 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Madison Cawthorn got arrested again.
If only there was some way to prevent this
FFS
➡️ 1,277 measles cases in just 6 months
➡️ More than any full year since 2000
➡️ Outbreak fueled by falling childhood vaccination rates
➡️ Sparked in an undervaccinated pocket of West Texas
This is a public health crisis.
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➡️ More than any full year since 2000
➡️ Outbreak fueled by falling childhood vaccination rates
➡️ Sparked in an undervaccinated pocket of West Texas
This is a public health crisis.
2/2
July 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
If only there was some way to prevent this
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Civilians are using Gemini to demask ICE agents. They’re claiming Gemini uses the masked agents’ shape of their face to then fill in the missing info the mask is covering and that it has a 90% accuracy. But I’m slightly worried about how accurate that accuracy rating really is./
June 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Civilians are using Gemini to demask ICE agents. They’re claiming Gemini uses the masked agents’ shape of their face to then fill in the missing info the mask is covering and that it has a 90% accuracy. But I’m slightly worried about how accurate that accuracy rating really is./
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June 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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What they aren’t showing on Fox News
June 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
What they aren’t showing on Fox News
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‼️ Military Members: Keep this phone number in a safe place! Better yet, commit it to memory ‼️
April 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
‼️ Military Members: Keep this phone number in a safe place! Better yet, commit it to memory ‼️
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A Delaware judge finds the right-wing network aired false and defamatory statements about Dominion Voting Systems' role in the 2020 presidential election. A jury trial is slated for late April.
Judge finds Newsmax aired false and defamatory claims about voting-tech company
A Delaware judge finds the right-wing network aired false and defamatory statements about Dominion Voting Systems' role in the 2020 presidential election. A jury trial is slated for late April.
www.npr.org
April 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
A Delaware judge finds the right-wing network aired false and defamatory statements about Dominion Voting Systems' role in the 2020 presidential election. A jury trial is slated for late April.
Felon 47 has a helluva rap sheet
April 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Felon 47 has a helluva rap sheet
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"Hegseth, Waltz, Gabbard: Private Data and Passwords of Senior U.S. Security Officials Found Online"
www.spiegel.de/internationa...
www.spiegel.de/internationa...
Hegseth, Waltz, Gabbard: Private Data and Passwords of Senior U.S. Security Officials Found Online
Donald Trump's most important security advisers used Signal to discuss an imminent military strike. Now, reporting by DER SPIEGEL has found that the contact data of some of those officials, including ...
www.spiegel.de
March 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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This is the only orange Muppet I will take science advice from.
March 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This is the only orange Muppet I will take science advice from.
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If Canada really wants to shut the Republicans up it should get PornHub, a Canadian company, to severe access to the US.
March 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
If Canada really wants to shut the Republicans up it should get PornHub, a Canadian company, to severe access to the US.
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“We have to laugh. Because laughter, we already know, is the first evidence of freedom.”
— Rosario Castellanos
— Rosario Castellanos
March 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
“We have to laugh. Because laughter, we already know, is the first evidence of freedom.”
— Rosario Castellanos
— Rosario Castellanos
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February 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
WASHINGTON—Addressing the ongoing outbreak in Texas that has infected at least 124 state residents and killed one child, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vowed Thursday to mak...
theonion.com
February 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
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