the wizard elwood
@thewizardelwood.bsky.social
he/him
home maker, sage, private detective, grand chancellor of antifa
I like ttrpgs, food culture, and deconstructing western culture norms with an eye towards smashing patriarchy and fascism
I have friends everywhere
home maker, sage, private detective, grand chancellor of antifa
I like ttrpgs, food culture, and deconstructing western culture norms with an eye towards smashing patriarchy and fascism
I have friends everywhere
Technically, not all facial tissue is kleenex, but we call it that anyway, and people understand.
November 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Technically, not all facial tissue is kleenex, but we call it that anyway, and people understand.
I agree with you on principle, but also I agree with you because It'd seriously explode some heads.
November 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I agree with you on principle, but also I agree with you because It'd seriously explode some heads.
Alternately, a world where a robot squishes your head like a grape because you forgot to use a turn signal.
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Alternately, a world where a robot squishes your head like a grape because you forgot to use a turn signal.
I think that's the first step to getting a bunch of Spider-Mans.
November 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I think that's the first step to getting a bunch of Spider-Mans.
How much do you want to bet there's a shark tooth on that necklace
November 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
How much do you want to bet there's a shark tooth on that necklace
You a fan of Beardneck Magazine?
November 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
You a fan of Beardneck Magazine?
It's when Church is wearing a trench coat and standing in a shadowy parking garage
November 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
It's when Church is wearing a trench coat and standing in a shadowy parking garage
They're just trying to reach out
November 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
They're just trying to reach out
That's way better than what I was thinking.
November 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
That's way better than what I was thinking.
Can you tell from context what they're trying to say? Like, "It's funny because it's a skeleton doing a normal human thing" or "Subway food will kill you" or "Corporate fast food is the *real* scary skeleton "
November 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Can you tell from context what they're trying to say? Like, "It's funny because it's a skeleton doing a normal human thing" or "Subway food will kill you" or "Corporate fast food is the *real* scary skeleton "
I was trying to make something work with "Two more rows", but I think you got it.
November 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I was trying to make something work with "Two more rows", but I think you got it.
Any candy is breakfast candy if you are bold.
November 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Any candy is breakfast candy if you are bold.
I thought she had to marry that kid that shot him.
October 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I thought she had to marry that kid that shot him.
Broth and herbal teas are both about as old as fire.
October 31, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Broth and herbal teas are both about as old as fire.
Or, just let them eat bird seed. They live here too, and bird seed is cheap.
October 25, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Or, just let them eat bird seed. They live here too, and bird seed is cheap.
Neat, thank you!
October 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Neat, thank you!