Alyssa Jefferson ☆ Screenwriter
@thewightrabbit.bsky.social
(she/her) 𝘝𝘦𝘳𝘺 Californian.
#Screenwriting psychological horror, thriller, dark comedy, & sci-fi
An obsessive, manic trash-goblin, I collect things, I create things, and I write through things.
#Screenwriting psychological horror, thriller, dark comedy, & sci-fi
An obsessive, manic trash-goblin, I collect things, I create things, and I write through things.
I repotted my aloe a few months ago because she was struggling in a too-small pot, and bitch had the nerve to outgrow the biggest pot I have 😤
October 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I repotted my aloe a few months ago because she was struggling in a too-small pot, and bitch had the nerve to outgrow the biggest pot I have 😤
Lmao this bitch
(Spoiler; I overcooked the carton.)
(Spoiler; I overcooked the carton.)
October 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Lmao this bitch
(Spoiler; I overcooked the carton.)
(Spoiler; I overcooked the carton.)
My 5yo has been obsessed with Yokai Watch since she was a baby, so for every xmas & birthday, I'd import toys & merch from Japan.
Then the idiot businessman wrecking the economy put tariffs on small parcels, so I have to get creative this year.
I got started early and handmade her a kappa.
Then the idiot businessman wrecking the economy put tariffs on small parcels, so I have to get creative this year.
I got started early and handmade her a kappa.
September 28, 2025 at 7:25 AM
My 5yo has been obsessed with Yokai Watch since she was a baby, so for every xmas & birthday, I'd import toys & merch from Japan.
Then the idiot businessman wrecking the economy put tariffs on small parcels, so I have to get creative this year.
I got started early and handmade her a kappa.
Then the idiot businessman wrecking the economy put tariffs on small parcels, so I have to get creative this year.
I got started early and handmade her a kappa.
I'm embarrassed I didn't make this connection. I remember specifically thinking "dude, that's a lot of hot dogs."
September 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I'm embarrassed I didn't make this connection. I remember specifically thinking "dude, that's a lot of hot dogs."
September 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Cool, so where does the inevitable settlement go, exactly? And will they be prevented from raising cost of services and just making Californians pay for their negligence, orrr? Nah?
September 5, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Cool, so where does the inevitable settlement go, exactly? And will they be prevented from raising cost of services and just making Californians pay for their negligence, orrr? Nah?
A few months back, I bought volumes 1-2 of this horror/mystery manga. I was really feeling cosmic horror, and I wanted to explore it in longform through a Japanese lens.
I didnt realize until around the end of book 1 that this is probably a Boy Love series.
I didnt realize until around the end of book 1 that this is probably a Boy Love series.
August 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
A few months back, I bought volumes 1-2 of this horror/mystery manga. I was really feeling cosmic horror, and I wanted to explore it in longform through a Japanese lens.
I didnt realize until around the end of book 1 that this is probably a Boy Love series.
I didnt realize until around the end of book 1 that this is probably a Boy Love series.
Aw man! Sounds like that squirrel had a great day, though.
I just googled "peanut seedling", and they look more alien than the roots!
It kinda makes me want to try a green peanut. I think I'm with the squirrel, I want to eat that seedling!
I just googled "peanut seedling", and they look more alien than the roots!
It kinda makes me want to try a green peanut. I think I'm with the squirrel, I want to eat that seedling!
August 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Aw man! Sounds like that squirrel had a great day, though.
I just googled "peanut seedling", and they look more alien than the roots!
It kinda makes me want to try a green peanut. I think I'm with the squirrel, I want to eat that seedling!
I just googled "peanut seedling", and they look more alien than the roots!
It kinda makes me want to try a green peanut. I think I'm with the squirrel, I want to eat that seedling!
I know there's a lot going on right now, but I just remembered peanuts grow underground like a tuber, and not on a vine like beans, and I'm having a Berenstein/Berenstain moment
August 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I know there's a lot going on right now, but I just remembered peanuts grow underground like a tuber, and not on a vine like beans, and I'm having a Berenstein/Berenstain moment
- a man in his 30s working as a substitute teacher (so he has even more time to shit-stir than I do)-- approached me, giddy.
He's had beef with the neighbor directly behind me, who put up a 3ft extension on his fence, creating a flimsy, lattice & faux foliage fortress. It's an eyesore on our end--
He's had beef with the neighbor directly behind me, who put up a 3ft extension on his fence, creating a flimsy, lattice & faux foliage fortress. It's an eyesore on our end--
August 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
- a man in his 30s working as a substitute teacher (so he has even more time to shit-stir than I do)-- approached me, giddy.
He's had beef with the neighbor directly behind me, who put up a 3ft extension on his fence, creating a flimsy, lattice & faux foliage fortress. It's an eyesore on our end--
He's had beef with the neighbor directly behind me, who put up a 3ft extension on his fence, creating a flimsy, lattice & faux foliage fortress. It's an eyesore on our end--
My latest WIP in 4 pictures;
#scriptsky
#scriptsky
August 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My latest WIP in 4 pictures;
#scriptsky
#scriptsky
Hello #caturday. This is Dinah Dinglebottom. She is a rumpy manx, meaning she has not even the vestigial whisper of a tail. Spine goes straight to weird, mushy ass.
She was found as a bean under my car, and I bottle-fed her. She's the best cat ever, & it's my dream to clone her one day. #catsofbsky
She was found as a bean under my car, and I bottle-fed her. She's the best cat ever, & it's my dream to clone her one day. #catsofbsky
August 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Hello #caturday. This is Dinah Dinglebottom. She is a rumpy manx, meaning she has not even the vestigial whisper of a tail. Spine goes straight to weird, mushy ass.
She was found as a bean under my car, and I bottle-fed her. She's the best cat ever, & it's my dream to clone her one day. #catsofbsky
She was found as a bean under my car, and I bottle-fed her. She's the best cat ever, & it's my dream to clone her one day. #catsofbsky
A mysterious intruder pissed in my garage, and I'm going full Scooby Doo and the Bakery Ghost up in here
August 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
A mysterious intruder pissed in my garage, and I'm going full Scooby Doo and the Bakery Ghost up in here
I've been experimenting with formatting a lot, always looking for ways to break up a page. Even playing with fonts, like handwritten or more digital for words on a screen, can make for a more engaging read.
I think the weirdest thing I've done is use Dual Dialogue for a VO montage, here;
I think the weirdest thing I've done is use Dual Dialogue for a VO montage, here;
August 9, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I've been experimenting with formatting a lot, always looking for ways to break up a page. Even playing with fonts, like handwritten or more digital for words on a screen, can make for a more engaging read.
I think the weirdest thing I've done is use Dual Dialogue for a VO montage, here;
I think the weirdest thing I've done is use Dual Dialogue for a VO montage, here;
My memento fennel is in full bloom, and making my yard smell incredible.
August 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
My memento fennel is in full bloom, and making my yard smell incredible.
Have you noticed that the default alt text on bsky's gifs are ass? This might be the worst one I've seen yet.
July 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Have you noticed that the default alt text on bsky's gifs are ass? This might be the worst one I've seen yet.
Think I'll have a mid-30s life crisis today 😌
July 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Think I'll have a mid-30s life crisis today 😌
Biggest potato update. 1 out of 2 potato pots harvested.
The biggest potato hath become many potato 🥔 🥔 🥔
The biggest potato hath become many potato 🥔 🥔 🥔
July 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Biggest potato update. 1 out of 2 potato pots harvested.
The biggest potato hath become many potato 🥔 🥔 🥔
The biggest potato hath become many potato 🥔 🥔 🥔
An sd/micro sd to usb would be pretty universal, I think (something like pictured). Every desktop PC has usb ports, and every laptop I've seen has them, too. I think to usb-c might be faster, but they're less common. So just make sure the ports match!
July 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
An sd/micro sd to usb would be pretty universal, I think (something like pictured). Every desktop PC has usb ports, and every laptop I've seen has them, too. I think to usb-c might be faster, but they're less common. So just make sure the ports match!
Yes, the former!
July 17, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Yes, the former!
The mystery nightshade I planted in February turned out to be cherry tomatoes.
July 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The mystery nightshade I planted in February turned out to be cherry tomatoes.
Because I haven't figured out how to turn off Google's AI Overview, I decided to ask it about myself (because narcissism).
Obviously, I wrote much of this (as it's skimming my bios)-- Though I've certainly never called myself "lyrical!"
What's roboGoogle say about you, #scriptsky?
Obviously, I wrote much of this (as it's skimming my bios)-- Though I've certainly never called myself "lyrical!"
What's roboGoogle say about you, #scriptsky?
July 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Because I haven't figured out how to turn off Google's AI Overview, I decided to ask it about myself (because narcissism).
Obviously, I wrote much of this (as it's skimming my bios)-- Though I've certainly never called myself "lyrical!"
What's roboGoogle say about you, #scriptsky?
Obviously, I wrote much of this (as it's skimming my bios)-- Though I've certainly never called myself "lyrical!"
What's roboGoogle say about you, #scriptsky?
The "Alyssaverse," or an Alyssian story (going to need to workshop that) is always psychological.
Obsessed with obsession, I explore how it pollutes and deforms us through intricate world-building and complex characters. Dark genres with a dash of cheerful nihilism. #scriptsky #filmsky
Obsessed with obsession, I explore how it pollutes and deforms us through intricate world-building and complex characters. Dark genres with a dash of cheerful nihilism. #scriptsky #filmsky
July 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The "Alyssaverse," or an Alyssian story (going to need to workshop that) is always psychological.
Obsessed with obsession, I explore how it pollutes and deforms us through intricate world-building and complex characters. Dark genres with a dash of cheerful nihilism. #scriptsky #filmsky
Obsessed with obsession, I explore how it pollutes and deforms us through intricate world-building and complex characters. Dark genres with a dash of cheerful nihilism. #scriptsky #filmsky