Ned
@thewesterhazys.bsky.social
Flex your muscles and fix your hearts or die.
Support small media. Let people vote and read. Give kids lunch. wtf.
Support small media. Let people vote and read. Give kids lunch. wtf.
VO: "Arlington, shit. I'm still only at the Marriott. Every time I think I'm going to wake up back in DC. I can still smell the mustard. The onions..."
November 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
VO: "Arlington, shit. I'm still only at the Marriott. Every time I think I'm going to wake up back in DC. I can still smell the mustard. The onions..."
A perfect encapsulation of @nytimes.com failures, even on their own stated journalistic terms, is that they uncritically accept that the boat strikes are a "anti drug operation" but cannot call the clear conflict of interest in the $230M shake down more than a "potential" problem. Absolute clowns.
October 23, 2025 at 12:11 PM
A perfect encapsulation of @nytimes.com failures, even on their own stated journalistic terms, is that they uncritically accept that the boat strikes are a "anti drug operation" but cannot call the clear conflict of interest in the $230M shake down more than a "potential" problem. Absolute clowns.
Define "perfect ending"
October 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Define "perfect ending"
It makes this tweet extra sweet
October 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
It makes this tweet extra sweet
Helpful guide found in a chart of the stages of gravitational collapse. If this mess moves forward skydance well be hitting stage C.
October 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Helpful guide found in a chart of the stages of gravitational collapse. If this mess moves forward skydance well be hitting stage C.
Went to see if the Office of Special Counsel had a Hatch Violating message and… interestingly, they don’t.
October 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Went to see if the Office of Special Counsel had a Hatch Violating message and… interestingly, they don’t.
In this clip from The Best Man a southern politician who is agreeing to work with Cliff Robertson (essentially a jfk stand in) as the presidential candidate has just been assured that “this integration business” won’t be a problem. (Accidentally burning down centrists ftw)
September 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
In this clip from The Best Man a southern politician who is agreeing to work with Cliff Robertson (essentially a jfk stand in) as the presidential candidate has just been assured that “this integration business” won’t be a problem. (Accidentally burning down centrists ftw)
Lionel Hutz as a top-shelf Political Thinker
September 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Lionel Hutz as a top-shelf Political Thinker
This is so weird but for someone reason I immediately heard this in this Goliath’s voice and can’t hear it any other way
September 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This is so weird but for someone reason I immediately heard this in this Goliath’s voice and can’t hear it any other way
Thinking about the Twilight Zone where an old lady has the most comforting experience of death possible because it comes in the form of Robert Redford.
September 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Thinking about the Twilight Zone where an old lady has the most comforting experience of death possible because it comes in the form of Robert Redford.
Here's a thing that didn't seem very American to me. What did the farmers think of it?
September 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Here's a thing that didn't seem very American to me. What did the farmers think of it?
I don't know, I just feel like the Washington Post is trying a little too hard to be a get in with Trump but maybe that's just me.
September 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I don't know, I just feel like the Washington Post is trying a little too hard to be a get in with Trump but maybe that's just me.
Holy shit it is perfect
September 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Holy shit it is perfect
The classic look of an engaged, dynamic politician who definetly has an idea of why he's standing there and what this is all about.
September 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The classic look of an engaged, dynamic politician who definetly has an idea of why he's standing there and what this is all about.
Interestingly this is exactly what C. Dif looks like under a microscope.
September 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Interestingly this is exactly what C. Dif looks like under a microscope.
Mayor “Let me be clear” Pete
August 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Mayor “Let me be clear” Pete
Yesterday I felt better than I have in ages and here’s the secret….kayaking down a river in MT with no connection to the outside world. Does wonders.
August 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Yesterday I felt better than I have in ages and here’s the secret….kayaking down a river in MT with no connection to the outside world. Does wonders.
Sky is the limit because no one involved will want to be the woke guy that tells him to dial back anything.
July 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Sky is the limit because no one involved will want to be the woke guy that tells him to dial back anything.
Tfw feeling when you look just like your pro argument opinions
July 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Tfw feeling when you look just like your pro argument opinions
Why didn’t she bring this up years ago?
June 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Why didn’t she bring this up years ago?
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars or Transformers.
June 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars or Transformers.
The video feed of the Supreme Court rulings being unveiled is wild
June 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The video feed of the Supreme Court rulings being unveiled is wild