Scott Allen
@theweaseltimeline.bsky.social
🎓 Grad Prof | MBA | 🐶 Dog Enthusiast
⚽ EPL & Sounders Fan | 🌲 PNW Local
💍 Married | 🛑 Fascist-Resister | 💻Simulationist 🤦♂️ Active Human in the Dumbest Timeline | Was hoping to meet for drinks but looks like we might need to Red Dawn this 🚫 No DMs.
⚽ EPL & Sounders Fan | 🌲 PNW Local
💍 Married | 🛑 Fascist-Resister | 💻Simulationist 🤦♂️ Active Human in the Dumbest Timeline | Was hoping to meet for drinks but looks like we might need to Red Dawn this 🚫 No DMs.
Although this movie doesn’t quite hold up. This line has haunted me since my childhood and now we know the answer:
August 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Although this movie doesn’t quite hold up. This line has haunted me since my childhood and now we know the answer:
Best JK Rowling takedown to date. And not wrong.
August 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Best JK Rowling takedown to date. And not wrong.
NOT A WORD OF THAT IS TRUE MR. PRESIDENT.
Okay Mr Powell. 👏👏👏 and on Faux no less.
Okay Mr Powell. 👏👏👏 and on Faux no less.
July 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
NOT A WORD OF THAT IS TRUE MR. PRESIDENT.
Okay Mr Powell. 👏👏👏 and on Faux no less.
Okay Mr Powell. 👏👏👏 and on Faux no less.
This👇 is comedy gold and all Trump speeches should be converted to this.
July 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This👇 is comedy gold and all Trump speeches should be converted to this.
It’s AI bitch….
It would be funny if it weren’t so terrifying.
It would be funny if it weren’t so terrifying.
July 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
It’s AI bitch….
It would be funny if it weren’t so terrifying.
It would be funny if it weren’t so terrifying.