Scott Allen
@theweaseltimeline.bsky.social
🎓 Grad Prof | MBA | 🐶 Dog Enthusiast
⚽ EPL & Sounders Fan | 🌲 PNW Local
💍 Married | 🛑 Fascist-Resister | 💻Simulationist 🤦♂️ Active Human in the Dumbest Timeline | Was hoping to meet for drinks but looks like we might need to Red Dawn this 🚫 No DMs.
⚽ EPL & Sounders Fan | 🌲 PNW Local
💍 Married | 🛑 Fascist-Resister | 💻Simulationist 🤦♂️ Active Human in the Dumbest Timeline | Was hoping to meet for drinks but looks like we might need to Red Dawn this 🚫 No DMs.
2025 in a photo:
November 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
2025 in a photo:
Eating a steak Florentine in Firenze.
Life is good today:
Life is good today:
November 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Eating a steak Florentine in Firenze.
Life is good today:
Life is good today:
Not going to tell Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social how to do his job but this would be lovely:
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Not going to tell Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social how to do his job but this would be lovely:
Hahaha. No lies detected
November 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Hahaha. No lies detected
Update on our booming economy.
And rest assured. Not one of those companies took any losses and you can feel good that they are being profitable for their billionaire shareholders.
God bless America and no one else!
And rest assured. Not one of those companies took any losses and you can feel good that they are being profitable for their billionaire shareholders.
God bless America and no one else!
October 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Update on our booming economy.
And rest assured. Not one of those companies took any losses and you can feel good that they are being profitable for their billionaire shareholders.
God bless America and no one else!
And rest assured. Not one of those companies took any losses and you can feel good that they are being profitable for their billionaire shareholders.
God bless America and no one else!
How 2025 of us:
October 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
How 2025 of us:
Only the best people
October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Only the best people
Just enjoying life:
October 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Just enjoying life:
I see no consequences and a cabinet seat in her future.
October 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I see no consequences and a cabinet seat in her future.
I can’t believe how ridiculous this is.
September 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I can’t believe how ridiculous this is.
I think about this post often
September 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I think about this post often
Although this movie doesn’t quite hold up. This line has haunted me since my childhood and now we know the answer:
August 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Although this movie doesn’t quite hold up. This line has haunted me since my childhood and now we know the answer:
If republicans could read 📖 this chart would really piss them off:
August 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
If republicans could read 📖 this chart would really piss them off:
ICE is about to start an ad campaign that will rival the sugary cereal explosion in the 1980’s. Planned ads on HULU, HBO, Amazon. It would be a shame if they were widely reported as inappropriate:
August 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
ICE is about to start an ad campaign that will rival the sugary cereal explosion in the 1980’s. Planned ads on HULU, HBO, Amazon. It would be a shame if they were widely reported as inappropriate:
Colors clash but maybe it’ll speed up the artery clogging process…for no one in particular.
August 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Colors clash but maybe it’ll speed up the artery clogging process…for no one in particular.
Best JK Rowling takedown to date. And not wrong.
August 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Best JK Rowling takedown to date. And not wrong.
Fuck, dude. This is not wrong.
I teach at the Masters level and it is obvious how many students have used and are using AI to complete coursework.
I teach at the Masters level and it is obvious how many students have used and are using AI to complete coursework.
July 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Fuck, dude. This is not wrong.
I teach at the Masters level and it is obvious how many students have used and are using AI to complete coursework.
I teach at the Masters level and it is obvious how many students have used and are using AI to complete coursework.
NOT A WORD OF THAT IS TRUE MR. PRESIDENT.
Okay Mr Powell. 👏👏👏 and on Faux no less.
Okay Mr Powell. 👏👏👏 and on Faux no less.
July 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
NOT A WORD OF THAT IS TRUE MR. PRESIDENT.
Okay Mr Powell. 👏👏👏 and on Faux no less.
Okay Mr Powell. 👏👏👏 and on Faux no less.
Couldn’t have said it better myself. 👏👇
July 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Couldn’t have said it better myself. 👏👇
This👇 is comedy gold and all Trump speeches should be converted to this.
July 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This👇 is comedy gold and all Trump speeches should be converted to this.
July 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Just gonna leave this here…for no reason at all.
July 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Just gonna leave this here…for no reason at all.
It’s AI bitch….
It would be funny if it weren’t so terrifying.
It would be funny if it weren’t so terrifying.
July 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
It’s AI bitch….
It would be funny if it weren’t so terrifying.
It would be funny if it weren’t so terrifying.