not my mom clocking me 😂🫣 i love her

shoutout to brenden at the germantown chop shop for not talking to me while he cut my hair...he's a man of few words but skilled yet delicate. I like that in a barber.

I foresee more nostalgic recreations to come 🎸 Liven up that passion, baby!

80s break,,,

Sunshine ASMR for you

New show alert!!

Come check out my new show and our Valentines Gay cast!! Can’t wait to see you Sunday, Feb/23rd at Shippingport Brewery!

I hit the inhaler, did the breathing treatment, had a slice of cheesecake before I laid down. I turned on Enchanted Forests. I don’t even remember the intro. I heard the British lady. Next thing I know I’m waking up from the best sleep I’ve had in 2 weeks.

I’m on track to 34 💫 and I love it

I’m gonna create a Drag King shoe line cause we need to make better shoe choices.. sometimes the ugly shoes ruin the look!!!!

if I can make a recommendation for dating in 2025, get you a girl who looks at you like Buffy does to Angel when he’s been latched to the waist of a sick vampire (2x20)♥️🖤
@thesydnihampton.bsky.social

Proof that the adderall is working: I just answered emails I’ve been dreading answering for a week and a half now. Not even “bad” emails—just the hum drum of a day. Today, it took me less than 30 min to respond to all that I had been putting off. WILD 🦉🦉

starting a tumblr again for my lil heart 🖤

we have worked hard this year and while we may not have a lot of presents to show for it, the promise of a homecooked dinner and slow evening with my wifey is the best way I can think to spend Christmas Eve 🎄❤️

for the rest of my life…
i will forever take back what was so cruelly admonished to me