Uncle Ray gave me that as a Christmas present when I was a kid! It was the greatest thing ever.

The entire halftime show paid homage to the greatness of America. What the hell does a five time draft dodger know about loving this country.

I’m hoping for “they kept them strung up until 30 minutes after they last stopped moving”

It’s up there with Would you like to rate our product? NO

Anyone who would reach billionaire status and not immediately start divesting themselves of gains shows you they have no character. No person’s labor justifies billionaire status in their lifetime. It’s absurd. It’s just a sign consumers are being fleeced and workers are being denied fair wages.

Jesus, can you spend anything over $10MM in the 20 years or so you have left?

Um. If this happens, my first reaction would be to ask what took him so long to spill the beans.