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"Terrible twos"
"Threenagers"
"Frightening fours"

Bro just say it, children are a fucking nightmare and now you're trying to cope by acting like your suffering will end any time within the next fifteen years and you're tooootally not regretting your decision to have them
February 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I have some really mean shit to say about some people's art but as a person who has no idea how to draw at all I don't got the chops to back it up
January 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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*guys developing the first clock*

guy 1: which way should the hands move
guy 2: makes the most sense to move them clockwise
guy 1:
guy 2:
guy 1:
guy 2:
guy 1: move them what
January 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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what the fuck.
December 30, 2024 at 12:08 AM
I can't take a nap at my desk because my coworkers will hear me moan in my sleep
December 23, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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December 18, 2024 at 4:55 PM
When the "which character are you quiz" has the question "Pick a lyric from one of my favorite songs"

SHUT UP!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!! I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR BORING ASS MUSIC TASTE BITCH!! WHY ARE THE LYRICS AN ENTIRE PARAGRAPH
a man is jumping in the air in a room with a desk and chair .
ALT: a man is jumping in the air in a room with a desk and chair .
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December 18, 2024 at 10:56 PM
The cane's employee stopping me from throwing away my own trash when I'm literally standing over the trash can
a cartoon character is looking through a sniper scope at a melon
ALT: a cartoon character is looking through a sniper scope at a melon
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December 16, 2024 at 8:30 PM
There's a lot of articles out there like "we're still looking for a definitive motive behind Luigi's actions" and a lot of people think they're trying to like censor his message but my headcanon is that journalists are legitimately just so fucking dumb that they actually can't understand it
December 12, 2024 at 8:49 PM
People on promosky tags just naming all their mental illnesses looking like a list of debuffs
December 11, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Damn they caught ol Run Em Down Lou, praying for a swift and speedy jury nullification 🙏
December 9, 2024 at 7:47 PM
People are starting to say shit like "news outlets are censoring the killers true motives and trying to make him look like a psycho" like no? Lmao what news are you reading dude they're all very clear about what this was about. There's nobody to outsmart here, we're all on the same page.
December 8, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Community notes would actually be great. As a budding social media site this one is gonna get flooded with bots and misinformation. Bonus idea: Community notes for profiles, like being able to flag accounts as known bots, scammers, or people who spread misinformation.
December 6, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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Everybody’s getting their jokes off but The Daily Mail somehow made the funniest video
December 6, 2024 at 2:34 AM
In an anomalous part of the night where I'm feeling overly social yet all my online friends are away and all the discord servers I'm in are quiet and inactive. Feels like the rapture just happened but it only happened to gamers and now I need to go touch grass
December 6, 2024 at 4:27 AM
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ORANGE, E, NuageOrange.

Lot to unpack, but ORANGE is the first artwork, and it did GREAT on twitter, eventually, i kept looking at that E i did in ORANGE, and 3d modelled it.

Then, it became a whole font, available for free on my gumroad, that you can find with the link in my bio.
October 29, 2024 at 12:06 AM
When I go into work and the guy with the unfixable tech problem still hasn't quit his job
December 3, 2024 at 11:39 PM
I get one missed call from a number I don't recognize that's probably a scam and start thinking about all the bills I might have forgotten to pay this month
December 3, 2024 at 7:16 PM
How it feels to go to the gym at 6pm
a group of people are dancing in front of a sign that says hypixel bed wars
ALT: a group of people are dancing in front of a sign that says hypixel bed wars
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December 3, 2024 at 5:01 AM
Arcane has taught me that it is important to strive for a physique and style where your silhouette is distinct enough to stand out from the rest of the characters in the cast
December 3, 2024 at 3:25 AM
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November 27, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Delving into enemy territory
November 27, 2024 at 6:07 PM
I want a gf that's just weird. Just an odd woman. Just an unusual gal. Just a girl that brings an off putting and uncomfortable vibe to the function.
November 26, 2024 at 3:28 PM
I started taking Adderall yesterday and I just caught myself locked in on some useless bullshit for like an hour straight. I should probably be more careful lmao
November 24, 2024 at 7:14 PM
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Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.
November 23, 2024 at 5:15 PM