Charlie
@theuptownfive.bsky.social
You’ve got your Master’s thesis
I’ve got my stupid little songs
I’ve got my stupid little songs
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Do not want. Coby's a better shooter, gives you a good enough percentage of peak Ja's production, and most importantly is immensely likable.
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Do not want. Coby's a better shooter, gives you a good enough percentage of peak Ja's production, and most importantly is immensely likable.
What is it with you kids? every other day it’s food, food, food.
October 31, 2025 at 10:30 AM
What is it with you kids? every other day it’s food, food, food.
I saw this in the grocery store today and told it to go away.
October 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I saw this in the grocery store today and told it to go away.
And boy, were my legs tired.
October 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
And boy, were my legs tired.
Manager: what have you accomplished this quarter?
Me:
Me:
October 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Manager: what have you accomplished this quarter?
Me:
Me:
Who won the other two games, Apple?
October 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Who won the other two games, Apple?
I was married but I'm not married any more. Women don't like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I was married but I'm not married any more. Women don't like the vehicle.
I was married but I'm not married any more. Women don't like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I was married but I'm not married any more. Women don't like the vehicle.
made me smile and think of that account when I saw this one out in the wild
October 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
made me smile and think of that account when I saw this one out in the wild
Girlllllll I got that
October 15, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Girlllllll I got that
Whoops. I'm reminded yet again of how I identify with this from Jeff Tweedy's book.
October 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Whoops. I'm reminded yet again of how I identify with this from Jeff Tweedy's book.
I hate when corporations pretend to have emotions.
October 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I hate when corporations pretend to have emotions.
We had a hard time last winter!
October 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
We had a hard time last winter!
Encouraging Eel wants you to get a clean bill of dental health.
October 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Encouraging Eel wants you to get a clean bill of dental health.
Concerned that wearing this shirt to the dentist is going to send them the wrong message.
Also concerned over how wrinkled it looks in this photo, but that’s a storage issue.
Also concerned over how wrinkled it looks in this photo, but that’s a storage issue.
October 7, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Concerned that wearing this shirt to the dentist is going to send them the wrong message.
Also concerned over how wrinkled it looks in this photo, but that’s a storage issue.
Also concerned over how wrinkled it looks in this photo, but that’s a storage issue.
giving off these vibes
October 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
giving off these vibes