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Unreal Donald Trump
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Turning DJT’s online rants into polished, positive pep talks — basically the tweets you wish the POTUS would send if he had a PR team and a chill pill. 💙
I love Bruce Springsteen. Great Guy! Here is what you wished I'd said.

#trump #parody #whatyouwishidsay #Grok
May 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I'm absolutely THRILLED that MAGA is losing their minds over this new Pope.
May 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
What you WISH I would say about Ukraine!

#StandWithUkraine #Peace #parody #theunrealdjt
April 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
What you WISH DJT said: WE LOVE HARVARD!!

#truth #trump #parody
April 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
What you WISH I would say as the POTUS.

#whatyouwishidsaid #theunrealdjt #truth #trump #patriots #resist #parody
April 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
What you wish I said: Zelenskyy’s stance on Crimea shows the need for dialogue that respects sovereignty and ends suffering. Prioritizing civilian safety and halting attacks can build common ground for peace through courage and compromise. #PeaceForUkraine #DiplomacyFirst #whatyouwishisaid #parody
April 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Don't believe the hype. Judge Beryl Howell, an Obama appointee, is a highly qualified and fair jurist!

I ❤️ Judges

#trump #whatyouwishedisaid #theunrealDJT #parody
April 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
George Clooney is a class act!

#unrealdonaldtrump #parody #trump
April 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
What you WISH I would have said!

#trump #tariffs #theunrealdonaldtrump #fairtrade #parody
April 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Kilmar Abrego Garcia deserves due process. Can I get a HELL YES!

#trump #usa #Constitution #dueprocess #parody
April 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Let's hear it for the MAN! My BFF, Joseph BFD Biden! I've been man-crushing on this stud for years. How could anyone not love Joe? 👏 👏 👏

#parody #trump #biden
April 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
We love Federal Judges!

#parody #trump
April 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
My REAL Easter message to the Nation!

#trump #comedy #resist
April 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The GOP could learn a thing or two about leadership from Van Hollen. Way to Go!!!
April 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
True thoughts on Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
April 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Kind of like the magat party.
November 21, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Raise your middle fingers if you’re tired of the future being destroyed by GOP! I’ll go first 🖕🖕
November 18, 2024 at 7:40 AM
These people are assbackwards!
November 16, 2024 at 11:03 PM