Unreal Donald Trump
@theunrealdjt.bsky.social
Turning DJT’s online rants into polished, positive pep talks — basically the tweets you wish the POTUS would send if he had a PR team and a chill pill. 💙
Just an FYI! I’ve read of so many people losing their accounts in the past 6 months.
If you still have a FB account, back up your pics, videos, and posts NOW. There are many reports that FB’s AI is erroneously disabling long-standing, legit accounts, and any associated with them. Once an account is disabled, there’s no way to contact support to recover your data. Please act now!
May 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Just an FYI! I’ve read of so many people losing their accounts in the past 6 months.
I love Bruce Springsteen. Great Guy! Here is what you wished I'd said.
#trump #parody #whatyouwishidsay #Grok
#trump #parody #whatyouwishidsay #Grok
May 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I love Bruce Springsteen. Great Guy! Here is what you wished I'd said.
#trump #parody #whatyouwishidsay #Grok
#trump #parody #whatyouwishidsay #Grok
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Bishop Barron of the White House Commission on Religious Liberty recalled Cardinal George of Chicago: "Look, until America goes into political decline, there won't be an American pope." This stark truth reveals America's slipping position in the world today.
May 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Bishop Barron of the White House Commission on Religious Liberty recalled Cardinal George of Chicago: "Look, until America goes into political decline, there won't be an American pope." This stark truth reveals America's slipping position in the world today.
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I'm absolutely THRILLED that MAGA is losing their minds over this new Pope.
May 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I'm absolutely THRILLED that MAGA is losing their minds over this new Pope.
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April 6, 2025 at 5:33 AM
IN THREE MONTHS, trillions of dollars and thousands of jobs have bolted from the USA-thanks to my TARIFF POLICY and that obvious November 5th election “FRUAD”! The GENIUS Democrats are calmly RESISTING, brimming with confidence. It’s a financial NOSEDIVE, and I’m getting steamrolled.
May 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
IN THREE MONTHS, trillions of dollars and thousands of jobs have bolted from the USA-thanks to my TARIFF POLICY and that obvious November 5th election “FRUAD”! The GENIUS Democrats are calmly RESISTING, brimming with confidence. It’s a financial NOSEDIVE, and I’m getting steamrolled.
I'm absolutely THRILLED that MAGA is losing their minds over this new Pope.
May 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I'm absolutely THRILLED that MAGA is losing their minds over this new Pope.
Bishop Barron of the White House Commission on Religious Liberty recalled Cardinal George of Chicago: "Look, until America goes into political decline, there won't be an American pope." This stark truth reveals America's slipping position in the world today.
May 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Bishop Barron of the White House Commission on Religious Liberty recalled Cardinal George of Chicago: "Look, until America goes into political decline, there won't be an American pope." This stark truth reveals America's slipping position in the world today.
The “deal” with the UK is barely a handshake and won’t last. Given our rocky past, it’s a surprise they even announced it first. Don’t expect any other deals anytime soon, negotiations. More like negotiations, nowhere!
#whatyouwishidsay #trump #parody
#whatyouwishidsay #trump #parody
May 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The “deal” with the UK is barely a handshake and won’t last. Given our rocky past, it’s a surprise they even announced it first. Don’t expect any other deals anytime soon, negotiations. More like negotiations, nowhere!
#whatyouwishidsay #trump #parody
#whatyouwishidsay #trump #parody
Jerome Powell is a GENIUS, who knows exactly what he’s doing. Other than that, I can’t stand him! Oil and Energy prices skyrocketing, groceries and “eggs” through the roof, INFLATION blasting off, Tariff Money leaking out of the U.S. -I'M THE WORST POTUS EVER. SUFFER UP!
#whatyouwishidsaid #trump
#whatyouwishidsaid #trump
May 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Jerome Powell is a GENIUS, who knows exactly what he’s doing. Other than that, I can’t stand him! Oil and Energy prices skyrocketing, groceries and “eggs” through the roof, INFLATION blasting off, Tariff Money leaking out of the U.S. -I'M THE WORST POTUS EVER. SUFFER UP!
#whatyouwishidsaid #trump
#whatyouwishidsaid #trump
What Trump meant to say: "This is MY Stock Market, not Biden’s. I took over on January 20th. Tariffs will soon take effect, and companies are beginning to move away from the TOXIC USA in record numbers. Our Country will crash! PANIC NOW!!!"
May 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
What Trump meant to say: "This is MY Stock Market, not Biden’s. I took over on January 20th. Tariffs will soon take effect, and companies are beginning to move away from the TOXIC USA in record numbers. Our Country will crash! PANIC NOW!!!"
Grateful for a press committed to TRUTH, accountability, and diverse voices. Journalists work tirelessly with INTEGRITY to keep us informed and strengthen DEMOCRACY. Let’s celebrate the vital role of a free press in promoting transparency! #FreePress #TruthMatters #DonaldTrump #whatyouwishidaid
April 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Grateful for a press committed to TRUTH, accountability, and diverse voices. Journalists work tirelessly with INTEGRITY to keep us informed and strengthen DEMOCRACY. Let’s celebrate the vital role of a free press in promoting transparency! #FreePress #TruthMatters #DonaldTrump #whatyouwishidaid
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It’s time we unite to make a powerful statement by blacking out our social media profiles. Let’s change our profile pics and cover photos to solid black to visually show the world just how many of us are fighting mad and refusing to stay silent. This blackout will be a BOLD symbol of resistance!
April 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
It’s time we unite to make a powerful statement by blacking out our social media profiles. Let’s change our profile pics and cover photos to solid black to visually show the world just how many of us are fighting mad and refusing to stay silent. This blackout will be a BOLD symbol of resistance!
Everyone knows that the Democrats don't need to be paid to attend Town Halls of Republican congressmen/women and Senators. These GOP politicians must have town halls for ALL their constituents, not just the ones who agree with them. They deserve to be heard, too! #FirstAmendment
April 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Everyone knows that the Democrats don't need to be paid to attend Town Halls of Republican congressmen/women and Senators. These GOP politicians must have town halls for ALL their constituents, not just the ones who agree with them. They deserve to be heard, too! #FirstAmendment
Hopefully, WinRed, the GOP's ILLEGAL SCAM used to raise money, including from not allowed “foreign contributions,” is being looked at by authorities. The GOP only knows how to win by CHEATING, something which they do better than any group or party in history.
April 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Hopefully, WinRed, the GOP's ILLEGAL SCAM used to raise money, including from not allowed “foreign contributions,” is being looked at by authorities. The GOP only knows how to win by CHEATING, something which they do better than any group or party in history.
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Normalize SHAMING politicians who are more worried about being primaried than the Constitution.
April 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Normalize SHAMING politicians who are more worried about being primaried than the Constitution.
It's time to retire Columbus Day FOR GOOD and upgrade to a celebration that honors EVERYONE: Indigenous peoples, immigrants, and all the history-makers. Let’s learn, laugh, and party together. History’s complicated, but holidays don’t have to be! #NewHolidayVibes #DonaldTrump #immigrantsday
April 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
It's time to retire Columbus Day FOR GOOD and upgrade to a celebration that honors EVERYONE: Indigenous peoples, immigrants, and all the history-makers. Let’s learn, laugh, and party together. History’s complicated, but holidays don’t have to be! #NewHolidayVibes #DonaldTrump #immigrantsday
Tariffs hit lower-income households hardest, costing up to 6.2% of their income. Replacing income taxes with tariffs, experts warn, risks regressive impacts and long-term GDP loss. Middle-class families could face $22K in lifetime losses. Let’s focus on EQUITABLE solutions. #USA #EconomicPolicy
April 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Tariffs hit lower-income households hardest, costing up to 6.2% of their income. Replacing income taxes with tariffs, experts warn, risks regressive impacts and long-term GDP loss. Middle-class families could face $22K in lifetime losses. Let’s focus on EQUITABLE solutions. #USA #EconomicPolicy
We need fair, compassionate immigration solutions that protect our communities and uphold JUSTICE for all. By working together and modernizing our systems, we can ensure safety, respect human dignity, and keep America a beacon of hope and opportunity. #Inclusion #Justice #Reform
April 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
We need fair, compassionate immigration solutions that protect our communities and uphold JUSTICE for all. By working together and modernizing our systems, we can ensure safety, respect human dignity, and keep America a beacon of hope and opportunity. #Inclusion #Justice #Reform
April 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Boeing’s gorgeous planes are ready to fly! Too bad I'm so bad at foreign policy that China's not picking them up; they told America where we could stick them! Yikes 😩Maybe Temu or Shein fans would love a ride? Time to spread the wings and keep America soaring! ✈️
#trump #parody #whatyouwishidsay
#trump #parody #whatyouwishidsay
April 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Boeing’s gorgeous planes are ready to fly! Too bad I'm so bad at foreign policy that China's not picking them up; they told America where we could stick them! Yikes 😩Maybe Temu or Shein fans would love a ride? Time to spread the wings and keep America soaring! ✈️
#trump #parody #whatyouwishidsay
#trump #parody #whatyouwishidsay
April 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
What DJT said: "Gas and grocery prices are WAY DOWN, just like I said they would be. Eggs are plentiful, and down 87%. NICE!"
THE TRUTH: Gas prices have dipped slightly, grocery prices, including eggs, are RISING, not falling. The claim re: eggs being down 87% is inaccurate. BAD! 🧵
THE TRUTH: Gas prices have dipped slightly, grocery prices, including eggs, are RISING, not falling. The claim re: eggs being down 87% is inaccurate. BAD! 🧵
April 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
What DJT said: "Gas and grocery prices are WAY DOWN, just like I said they would be. Eggs are plentiful, and down 87%. NICE!"
THE TRUTH: Gas prices have dipped slightly, grocery prices, including eggs, are RISING, not falling. The claim re: eggs being down 87% is inaccurate. BAD! 🧵
THE TRUTH: Gas prices have dipped slightly, grocery prices, including eggs, are RISING, not falling. The claim re: eggs being down 87% is inaccurate. BAD! 🧵
What you WISH I would say as the POTUS.
#whatyouwishidsaid #theunrealdjt #truth #trump #patriots #resist #parody
#whatyouwishidsaid #theunrealdjt #truth #trump #patriots #resist #parody
April 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
What you WISH I would say as the POTUS.
#whatyouwishidsaid #theunrealdjt #truth #trump #patriots #resist #parody
#whatyouwishidsaid #theunrealdjt #truth #trump #patriots #resist #parody
Dear MAGA: Patriotism isn’t about waving the flag or singing the National Anthem, it is about loving the U.S.A. enough to fight for the U.S. Constitution and your neighbors’ needs and rights. Anything less is just treasonous. IYKYK
#trump #bluecrew #theresistance
#trump #bluecrew #theresistance
April 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Dear MAGA: Patriotism isn’t about waving the flag or singing the National Anthem, it is about loving the U.S.A. enough to fight for the U.S. Constitution and your neighbors’ needs and rights. Anything less is just treasonous. IYKYK
#trump #bluecrew #theresistance
#trump #bluecrew #theresistance