Breaking: ''This is my leader, and I'm ambitious for her,'' declares Sarah Henderson. #auspol #libspill

BREAKING: This Saturday Team UnOz is back onstage. Limited tix avail here: www.trybooking.com/DDDMW #auspol

BREAKING: Our October 18 Sydney Live Show Is Nearly Here! If you haven't already grab your tickets here: www.trybooking.com/DDDMW #NSWPol

BREAKING: Sat Oct 18th 4pm Sydney We're doing a Live show, grab your tix and we'll see you there. #SydneyComedy

BREAKING: The UnOz's 2024 Person Of The Year, Will Be Announced This Thursday.
Will It Be the Opposition's shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce? No, you need to do more than get pissed at a work function and be caught on the ground screaming into your phone. #auspol

BREAKING: Exclusive Footage Of Frontier Economics Delivering Their Nuclear Report To Peter Dutton. #auspol

BREAKING: Peter Dutton Pledges To Unite Australia Under One Flag #auspol

BREAKING: Alan Jones Drops His Spotify Wrapped #auspol

BREAKING: PM Launches Campaign To Encourage People To Spay And Neuter Their Pets. #auspol

BREAKING: Alan Jones Has Second Thoughts About Hiring Raygun As His Stylist. #auspol

BREAKING: Alan Jones' Friends Rush To His Defence, Saying: ''He Touched Us All.'' #auspol

BREAKING: Publishers Announce A Sequel To This Low Selling Cook Book. Conversations In The Prison Kitchen, Coming Soon To A Discount Bin Near You. #auspol

BREAKING: Alan Jones Arrested, No Word On Whether HIs Father Died Of Shame. #auspol