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Hastie Still Tossing Up Whether To Knife Sussan Now Or Have a Holiday First Then Bone Her Next Year
The Coalition’s leader in exile, lil’ Andy Hastie, is undecided on when he will stick the knife in to interim Coalition leader, Sussan ‘SS’ Ley, he is leaning towards doing …
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November 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Australia Set To Hit Net Zero After Managing To Use The Anger From Sky News To Power The Grid
Australia is set to meet their target of hitting net zero much earlier than 2050 after scientists managed to figure out how to channel the anger generated from low-rating cable channel, Sky News Au…
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November 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Pauline Invites Barnaby Over To Share A Fresh Batch Of Prison Wine
Australia’s most popular racist bigot, Pauline Hanson, has reached out to Australia’s most popular drunk adulterer, Barnaby Joyce, to come over to her place and enjoy a fresh batch of p…
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November 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Sky News Calls Australian Children Soft For Not Being Able To Handle A Little Asbestos In Their Sand
Sky News has taken a break from their crusade to have the Coalition bring back lead based petrol, to take aim at the Nation’s children. After news broke that schools were being closed due to …
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November 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Barnaby Says Jump, SS Ley And The Coalition Ask How High?
The Opposition’s newest talisman, Barnaby Joyce, has spent the weekend asking his colleagues to jump. This directive has been met with a smile from interim Opposition leader, Sussan ‘SS…
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November 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Coalition Announce New Slogan: What Barnaby Wants Barnaby He Gets, Also Announce A Ban On Monogamy
Interim Opposition leader, Sussan ‘SS’ Ley, is tipped today to announce a new Coalition slogan, what Barnaby wants Barnaby gets, as well as a ban on monogamy. ”We’ve had a r…
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November 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Sussan Brings The Coalition Back To Canberra So They Can Vote To Appease Barnaby Joyce
Interim Opposition leader, Sussan SS Ley, has asked the tax payer to fork out over 100k in order to bring her Coalition colleagues back to Canberra so that they can vote on changing their policies …
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November 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Richo, John Laws, Nation’s Bookies Release Odds On Who They Think Will Be Next.
Following the deaths of notorious Australians, John Laws and Graham ‘Richo’ Richardson, the nation’s bookies have opened up the market on which prominent Australian will be next. …
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November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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John Laws’ Estate Puts Out Tender For Sponsorship Of His Funeral Calling For Cash For Coffin
The estate of the late radio great, John Laws, has put out to tender sponsorship for the shock jock’s funeral, asking for cash for coffin. ”This is a great opportunity for businesses to…
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November 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Breaking: ''This is my leader, and I'm ambitious for her,'' declares Sarah Henderson. #auspol #libspill
November 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Hanson Comes Back From America Full Of Ideas, Asks One Of Her Advisors To Get A Brain Worm Like RFK
Australia’s favourite racist bigot, Pauline Hanson, has returned from America after skipping out from work for two weeks to swan around Mar-A-Lago, and the Queensland Senator is full of ideas…
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November 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Libs Tipped To Tap Sussan On The Shoulder For A Spill Also Ask Her To Bring A Plate
As Parliament winds down for the year the faceless (but not voiceless) men of the Liberal party are tipped to tap interim leader, Sussan Ley, on the shoulder to call for a leadership spill and ask …
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November 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Liberal Moderates Tell Colleagues They May Bend Over To Drop Net-Zero But They Won’t Be Happy
The moderate wing of the Coalition (apparently they exist), have told anyone who’ll listen, that they may bend over and accept the party dropping net-zero but they won’t be happy. &#822…
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November 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
In the lead up to Halloween, Author of the Blog ‘The Left Is Not Right’ has warned prospective trick or treaters that wearing orange face as part of a costume is culturally insensitive. “Ora…
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October 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Sussan ”SS” Ley Demands To Know The Colour Of The PM’s Underwear
Interim Opposition leader, Sussan ”SS” Ley, has demanded that the Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, release the details of what colour underwear he is wearing on a daily basis. ”T…
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October 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Sussan ”SS” Ley Condemns The PM For Not Consulting Sky news Over His Choice Of T-shirt
Interim Opposition leader, Sussan ”SS” Ley, has condemned Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, after the PM was spotted in a Joy Division t-shirt that he had not sought approval from Sky n…
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October 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Barnaby Tells One Nation And The Nationals To Consider Him The Golden Bachelor
The member for New England, know for passing out drunk in the streets of Canberra and impregnating a staff member, Barnaby Joyce, has told One Nation and the Nationals to consider him the golden ba…
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October 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Sussan Reaches Out To Barnaby And Invites Him Over For A Lovely Beef Wellington Dinner
Interim Opposition leader, Sussan Ley, has reached out to her rebellious colleague, Barnaby Joyce, to invite him over for a lovely beef wellington dinner. ”Teams squabble from time to time bu…
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October 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Abbott Advises Sussan That Knighting Prince Andrew Will Lift Her Popularity
Former Prime Minister, Tony Abbott, has taken some time out from rewriting Australian history to offer some advice to beleaguered opposition leader, Sussan Ley. His advice, to consider knighting Pr…
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October 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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KRudd Reaches Out To Angus Taylor To Discuss White Anting Amongst Other Topics
Australia’s ambassador to America, Kevin Rudd, has reached out to the member for Hume, Angus Taylor, to discuss the benefits of white anting amongst other topics. ”I saw Sussan Ley on T…
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October 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Sky News Tells Their Viewers, All 6 Of Them, To Write To The PM And Demand Kevin Rudd’s Removal
Niche cable TV channel, Sky News Australia, has demanded that their viewers, all 6 of them, write to the Prime Minister and demand that US Ambassador Kevin Rudd be relieved of his duties. ”Ke…
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October 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Littleproud Tells Joyce That They’ll Exempt Him From The Bonk Ban If He Stays
Interim Nationals leader, David Littleproud, has reached out to disgruntled backbencher, Barnaby Joyce, to offer him an olive branch in the form of an exemption from the bonk ban if he stays with t…
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October 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Racist Bigot To Be Replaced By Drunk Adulterer As Head Of One Nation
Drunk adulterer, Barnaby Joyce, is tipped to be named as heir apparent to racist bigot Pauline Hanson as leader of the fringe band of lunatics that is One Nation. ”Pauline has done a fantasti…
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October 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Nationals Tell Liberals That You Win The Back O’ Bourke You Win The Country
Leader of the National party (for now), David Littleproud, has told his Coalition partners, the Liberals, to forget about winning over the inner city elites and focus on winning over the 2,000 odd …
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October 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Barnaby Urges The Coalition To Consider An Open Marriage Or At Least Swinging
Sussan Ley’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has responded to unrest in the Coalition by urging colleagues to consider an open marriage, or perhaps swinging. ”Monogamy …
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October 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM