Unimaginative
@theunimaginative.bsky.social
Stay at Home Lawyer (active), and champion limericist (retired) . Unimaginative, immunocompromised, antediluvian, sesquepedalian.
Planning two lawsuits, to be filed after the NYC election, compelling the new mayor to take official actions. Already drafted Motion to Consolidate the cases under the caption
IN RE: MAMDANI MANDAMI.
IN RE: MAMDANI MANDAMI.
July 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Planning two lawsuits, to be filed after the NYC election, compelling the new mayor to take official actions. Already drafted Motion to Consolidate the cases under the caption
IN RE: MAMDANI MANDAMI.
IN RE: MAMDANI MANDAMI.
Responding to government actions by protesting is exercising your 1st Amendment rights. Responding by arming yourself is exercising your 2d Amendment rights. Responding by voting is exercising your 15th, 19th, 24th and 26th Amendment rights.
My response? I exercise my 21st Amendment rights.
My response? I exercise my 21st Amendment rights.
rights.you
June 6, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Responding to government actions by protesting is exercising your 1st Amendment rights. Responding by arming yourself is exercising your 2d Amendment rights. Responding by voting is exercising your 15th, 19th, 24th and 26th Amendment rights.
My response? I exercise my 21st Amendment rights.
My response? I exercise my 21st Amendment rights.
Wife: My ring slipped off somewhere while I was weeding. Help me find that old metal detector in the basement.
[after two hours wheezing from toxic basement dust, checking 20 storage bins, more to go]
Wife: I'll just order another metal detector.
Me: Don't. Order a metal detector detector.
[after two hours wheezing from toxic basement dust, checking 20 storage bins, more to go]
Wife: I'll just order another metal detector.
Me: Don't. Order a metal detector detector.
April 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Wife: My ring slipped off somewhere while I was weeding. Help me find that old metal detector in the basement.
[after two hours wheezing from toxic basement dust, checking 20 storage bins, more to go]
Wife: I'll just order another metal detector.
Me: Don't. Order a metal detector detector.
[after two hours wheezing from toxic basement dust, checking 20 storage bins, more to go]
Wife: I'll just order another metal detector.
Me: Don't. Order a metal detector detector.
Due to the anti-DEI Executive Order, federal courts are dismissing all cases based on diversity jurisdiction, and are denying all claims for equitable relief.
February 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Due to the anti-DEI Executive Order, federal courts are dismissing all cases based on diversity jurisdiction, and are denying all claims for equitable relief.
Habeas petitions for anyone convicted following an indictment describing a location as "Gulf of Mexico," since the US will not dispute that no such place exists. An event occurring in the Gulf of Mexico is an element of several crimes, eg 16 usc 781, 1870.
February 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Habeas petitions for anyone convicted following an indictment describing a location as "Gulf of Mexico," since the US will not dispute that no such place exists. An event occurring in the Gulf of Mexico is an element of several crimes, eg 16 usc 781, 1870.
Contrarian Investment tip for 2025: Although Artificial Intelligence stocks had a very good year in 2024. the safer bet for consistent long-run success is to put your money in Natural Stupidity.
December 30, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Contrarian Investment tip for 2025: Although Artificial Intelligence stocks had a very good year in 2024. the safer bet for consistent long-run success is to put your money in Natural Stupidity.