Simon not-quite the magician ✨
@thetrueslap.bsky.social
What are we doing ?
Elbows up #never51
Elbows up #never51
TLDR;
it’s not for money,
it’s about control.
it’s not for money,
it’s about control.
November 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
TLDR;
it’s not for money,
it’s about control.
it’s not for money,
it’s about control.
I believe step 1) is covered by data brokage.
Mr Hypothetical billionaire sells input made into the system he created – “anonymized”, of course – to other big players and the user thus becomes the product.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, i must move to a very remote & very undisclosed location…
Mr Hypothetical billionaire sells input made into the system he created – “anonymized”, of course – to other big players and the user thus becomes the product.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, i must move to a very remote & very undisclosed location…
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I believe step 1) is covered by data brokage.
Mr Hypothetical billionaire sells input made into the system he created – “anonymized”, of course – to other big players and the user thus becomes the product.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, i must move to a very remote & very undisclosed location…
Mr Hypothetical billionaire sells input made into the system he created – “anonymized”, of course – to other big players and the user thus becomes the product.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, i must move to a very remote & very undisclosed location…
People are conditioned to complain !!
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
People are conditioned to complain !!
ALSO:
I love how people see a two minutes trailer for a 2 hours movie and complain it shows too much.
It won’t be 118 minutes of exposition mate !!
Hearing a baseline, or a riff, or some drum, can evoke the whole song if you know it already.
People do still listen to music, no ? Same for movies.
I love how people see a two minutes trailer for a 2 hours movie and complain it shows too much.
It won’t be 118 minutes of exposition mate !!
Hearing a baseline, or a riff, or some drum, can evoke the whole song if you know it already.
People do still listen to music, no ? Same for movies.
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
ALSO:
I love how people see a two minutes trailer for a 2 hours movie and complain it shows too much.
It won’t be 118 minutes of exposition mate !!
Hearing a baseline, or a riff, or some drum, can evoke the whole song if you know it already.
People do still listen to music, no ? Same for movies.
I love how people see a two minutes trailer for a 2 hours movie and complain it shows too much.
It won’t be 118 minutes of exposition mate !!
Hearing a baseline, or a riff, or some drum, can evoke the whole song if you know it already.
People do still listen to music, no ? Same for movies.
This is stupid.
There is a process for seising assets — providing a crime is commited.
If an immigrant is deported, lawfully acquired goods belong to them. It’s very simple.
There is a process for seising assets — providing a crime is commited.
If an immigrant is deported, lawfully acquired goods belong to them. It’s very simple.
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
This is stupid.
There is a process for seising assets — providing a crime is commited.
If an immigrant is deported, lawfully acquired goods belong to them. It’s very simple.
There is a process for seising assets — providing a crime is commited.
If an immigrant is deported, lawfully acquired goods belong to them. It’s very simple.
✨🔥✨🔥✨🔥✨🔥✨🔥✨
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
✨🔥✨🔥✨🔥✨🔥✨🔥✨
OMG The Princess Zelda looks the part too 😃
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
OMG The Princess Zelda looks the part too 😃
OMG: SMALLER. GROUPS.
November 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
OMG: SMALLER. GROUPS.
The insidiousness of it all.
Grief is painful, and terrible, and loss feels wrong.
But it’s a part of growing as a person and if we cannot cope with it without the person we lost, our being collapses…
Grief is love, persevering.
To willingly cuddle a digital döppelganger is to betray that love.
Grief is painful, and terrible, and loss feels wrong.
But it’s a part of growing as a person and if we cannot cope with it without the person we lost, our being collapses…
Grief is love, persevering.
To willingly cuddle a digital döppelganger is to betray that love.
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The insidiousness of it all.
Grief is painful, and terrible, and loss feels wrong.
But it’s a part of growing as a person and if we cannot cope with it without the person we lost, our being collapses…
Grief is love, persevering.
To willingly cuddle a digital döppelganger is to betray that love.
Grief is painful, and terrible, and loss feels wrong.
But it’s a part of growing as a person and if we cannot cope with it without the person we lost, our being collapses…
Grief is love, persevering.
To willingly cuddle a digital döppelganger is to betray that love.
Kenny, what you’re doing is important. Thank you.
November 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Kenny, what you’re doing is important. Thank you.
*waves hand in broad motion*
November 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
*waves hand in broad motion*
Pretty much that one !
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Pretty much that one !
I do not go a week without using that quote.
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I do not go a week without using that quote.
Keep going @warren.senate.gov
from over here you’re fighting a good fight ! ✌️😃
from over here you’re fighting a good fight ! ✌️😃
November 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Keep going @warren.senate.gov
from over here you’re fighting a good fight ! ✌️😃
from over here you’re fighting a good fight ! ✌️😃
And i mean, spread a larger amount over the year, and…
well it starts to look
a lot like
SOCIALISM. 😏
🇨🇦
LoL.
well it starts to look
a lot like
SOCIALISM. 😏
🇨🇦
LoL.
November 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
And i mean, spread a larger amount over the year, and…
well it starts to look
a lot like
SOCIALISM. 😏
🇨🇦
LoL.
well it starts to look
a lot like
SOCIALISM. 😏
🇨🇦
LoL.
Good grief…
A 2,000$ check to offset the cost of a year in tariffs.
Because his poll numbers are so freaking low it’s impossible for Miller to hide it from him.
It’s your own tax money, folks, don’t be fooled. Trump’s trying to buy votes with voter taxes.
A 2,000$ check to offset the cost of a year in tariffs.
Because his poll numbers are so freaking low it’s impossible for Miller to hide it from him.
It’s your own tax money, folks, don’t be fooled. Trump’s trying to buy votes with voter taxes.
November 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Good grief…
A 2,000$ check to offset the cost of a year in tariffs.
Because his poll numbers are so freaking low it’s impossible for Miller to hide it from him.
It’s your own tax money, folks, don’t be fooled. Trump’s trying to buy votes with voter taxes.
A 2,000$ check to offset the cost of a year in tariffs.
Because his poll numbers are so freaking low it’s impossible for Miller to hide it from him.
It’s your own tax money, folks, don’t be fooled. Trump’s trying to buy votes with voter taxes.
(My typos are getting out of hand, i most be upset)
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
(My typos are getting out of hand, i most be upset)
Those days are gone.
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Those days are gone.
All he has to do is…
say it was a joke…
NO !? 😑 SEE ?
SEE HOW GOOD WE HAD IT !?
Back when politicians had to walk on egg shell ALL the TIME.
When nobody ever took comedians seriously for more tahn a monute !?
When a moderator could tell apart metaphorical wood chippers from an ACTUAL threat ?
say it was a joke…
NO !? 😑 SEE ?
SEE HOW GOOD WE HAD IT !?
Back when politicians had to walk on egg shell ALL the TIME.
When nobody ever took comedians seriously for more tahn a monute !?
When a moderator could tell apart metaphorical wood chippers from an ACTUAL threat ?
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
All he has to do is…
say it was a joke…
NO !? 😑 SEE ?
SEE HOW GOOD WE HAD IT !?
Back when politicians had to walk on egg shell ALL the TIME.
When nobody ever took comedians seriously for more tahn a monute !?
When a moderator could tell apart metaphorical wood chippers from an ACTUAL threat ?
say it was a joke…
NO !? 😑 SEE ?
SEE HOW GOOD WE HAD IT !?
Back when politicians had to walk on egg shell ALL the TIME.
When nobody ever took comedians seriously for more tahn a monute !?
When a moderator could tell apart metaphorical wood chippers from an ACTUAL threat ?
Providing they lack the balls to topple their totalitarian rapist-in-chief…
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Providing they lack the balls to topple their totalitarian rapist-in-chief…
FFFFFOLLLOWEDDDD !
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
FFFFFOLLLOWEDDDD !
Due process is still a thing ?!
In the USA, really !?
Tell that to ICE victims.
You did the rapey,
You get the ropey.
In the USA, really !?
Tell that to ICE victims.
You did the rapey,
You get the ropey.
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Due process is still a thing ?!
In the USA, really !?
Tell that to ICE victims.
You did the rapey,
You get the ropey.
In the USA, really !?
Tell that to ICE victims.
You did the rapey,
You get the ropey.
I see Godzilla, but i see it on my desk too so i may be completely insane…
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I see Godzilla, but i see it on my desk too so i may be completely insane…
