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Elbows up #never51
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November 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
SCREW YOU SPOTIFY.
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
November 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
October 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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October 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
It’s the capes…❣️
October 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I died… 😂
October 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Tell me this is the look of a sane individual:
September 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
He’s going to be fine.
September 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
September 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Yeah, like that time Pam Bondi arranged to obtain personal info on trans people — waaaaaaaay back then — two weeks ago.
September 7, 2025 at 12:05 PM
AND don’t get me wrong, those movies are top notch.

But no amount of money is ever enough ; meanwhile they smother a BATWOMAN movie i got hyped only to suffer denial.
August 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Wanted to repost without the offensive pic of Stephen Miller.
***Link in comments.
August 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I’m crying blood.
August 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
If you see this, quote this post with a title screen that’s iconic to you.
August 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCK, Walmart…

That’s (one reason) why i go to Archambault and Renaud-Bray. 🤣
July 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Ha, i see…
July 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I mean you can hammer the nail all day, it won’t change a thing.

The current POTUS has to go, sure, but the damage will take decades to fix.

The dead will stay dead.

And you can bet the guilty parties will weasel out.
July 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
“Can’t wait for that blu-ray !”
July 10, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Cruelty was always the point.

Terminally sociopathic.
July 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Ripped the pic from the net but yes, they’re all in a single plastic amidst my less amazing comics.

Crazy, insane, fever-dream stuff with dialogues from a saturday morning cartoon.
July 3, 2025 at 7:11 AM
June 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Those covers, oh my…
June 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
😊✨
June 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM