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CLANDE$TINE 👩🏻‍🍳
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WHIPPING GIRL JUICE @ UNDISCLOSED LOCATION

SOLD THE FIRST BRICK @ STONEWALL

MIXTAPE DROPPING SOON
Pinned
hella surpsided this handle was just ready to snatch. guess thats the woman date of heaven or whatever you lesbians call it
I AM THE INSANE GODDESS IN YOUR DIRTY MIRROR THAT YOUR FUCKED UP WHITE DOCTOR WARNED ABOUT (AND I WILL FUCK YOU)
June 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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yuri on ice yurialize yureal lies
May 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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I just came out to my cat. I told her I’m genderfluid and I like to fuck boys

She meowed at me
May 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
yuri on ice yurialize yureal lies
May 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
LATE SUNDAY BRUNCH W THE GIRLIES (4 VIALS OF DAT N-N-THATE)
May 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
May 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
RACKS COMING IN LIKE WE 3 MONTHS ON THE PILL

BUDS ALREADY CAME IN SO WE CHILLIN

THAT’S WHY THE NIPS SO STIFF

MIGHT SLIT YOUR WRIST

WITH MY TIT

SHIRT SAY ”FUCK ALL THAT I’M KILLING”

(VILLAIN)
May 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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April 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
RINGE PACK CAME WITH A DIAMOND CRIMP
April 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
NEED A THERAPIST SIS

ALWAYS PUT THIS MASK ON
BEFORE I BOTTLE IT UP 🧪
April 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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April 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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bro u misunderstood the lightness and joy of my heart and thought i was deluding myself bro, hope is our greatest weapon frfr
bro you mistook gentleness of spirit for timidity of will again bro. bro you you mistook the succour of justice for the thrill of retribution. bro that fruit's gonna turn to ashes on your tongue i promise
January 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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polyamorous ppl be like yeah my girlfriends boyfriends partners girlfriends girlfriends girlfriends boyfriends boyfriends band is playing tonight and i have to go so i can’t hang tonight but i’ll have time next year if you want to plan something
April 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
9999999% TARIFF ON YOUR BASIC BITCH ASS TWINK HOMIES. SORRY. I PUT THE TRADE IN TRADE WAR MF, THEM BOYS ARE NOT BEING BROUGHT TO MY YARD
April 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
BIG BADDIE WITH BAD JOKES & GOOD SMOKES . I CALL HER ESTH ROGEN
April 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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I SOLD THE FIRST BRICK AT STONEWALL
April 10, 2025 at 10:59 AM
IMPERIALISTS HAVE A FOOT FETISH
April 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
THAT SHIT WAS STRAIGHT SOAP BAR
I SOLD THE FIRST BRICK AT STONEWALL
April 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I SOLD THE FIRST BRICK AT STONEWALL
April 10, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I BROUGHT MY CHEF THE RUBBERS

DID THE TESTING NUMBERS

WATCHING ELECTION COVERAGE
April 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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This is correct
We need more Bsky Agitprop
April 7, 2025 at 6:10 AM
WE ALL IN AMERICA 🅱️
April 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
TODAY ME & THE GIRLS HAD THAT TAKIN OVER THE WORLD KIND OF BRUNCH

SCHEMIN EUNUCHS LIKE WE IN OLD ASS ERA DYNASTY CHINA. EAR TO THE COURTS MAMA BIRD MOUTHS FEEDIN THE PEOPLE TYPE SHIT
April 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM