PRES. HALLEYS COMET 2029!!!
thetoycomet.bsky.social
PRES. HALLEYS COMET 2029!!!
@thetoycomet.bsky.social
CEO of Amusement Studios. Pink Wiggle. Crackhead at base. Inconspicuous Slutbag. They/Them
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Pinned
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squarshed by mine two huge sisters
June 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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I am laughing.
January 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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i got a shirt that says "Warning: Objects in mirror may be more Sarcastic than they appear" so i can ball it up & nut in it about 4000 times
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Thou shalt not blame a healthcare CEO’s murder on *checks notes* the video game “Among Us.”
December 11, 2024 at 1:14 AM
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time of year
December 10, 2024 at 7:38 PM
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I hate that i cant text anyone terminally internet brained enough to get this
December 11, 2024 at 12:58 AM
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December 11, 2024 at 12:40 AM
havent seen anyone do this yet
December 10, 2024 at 11:48 PM
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Horsehead Nebula (MIRI)

Credit:NASA
December 4, 2024 at 9:37 AM
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so many people seem to buy things with the primary intent of selling them later to which I say then why go through the stress of owning it at all? you are not a museum, objects are not eternal.
December 4, 2024 at 12:13 PM
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December 3, 2024 at 8:09 PM
personally im chocolate peppermint or chocolate oranges
i cant post spoilers so i'll post this instead
December 4, 2024 at 11:38 AM
okay politics time ove.r its back to Wigglesmania!!!
a group of people are dancing in front of a sign that says " the wiggle "
ALT: a group of people are dancing in front of a sign that says " the wiggle "
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2024 at 11:33 AM
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young leftist online will say “punch a nazi” then turn around and make a beware post about a queer person who makes “degenerate art”
December 1, 2024 at 10:59 PM
i do not subscribe to gender ideology. i pirate it
December 4, 2024 at 11:22 AM
people like to think just cuz you're into BDSM or anything "weird" you'll automatically and uncontrollably abuse people.. Uh actually abusers are abusers bcz they suck and are evil people and giving them a scapegoat is wrong.
I don't care what you're into. Just don't abuse anyone. This shouldn't be a controversial stance.
December 4, 2024 at 11:05 AM
it me :)
December 3, 2024 at 2:02 PM
HOT POTATO HOT POTATO HOT POTATO 🔥🔥🔥
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