shoshana
@thetonightsho.bsky.social
i teach i write i watch tv im jewish and that's about it
just popping by to show you guys the matching femme/masc phone cases i made
July 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
just popping by to show you guys the matching femme/masc phone cases i made
OFFICIAL GAY VIBES LIST OF TANACH CHARACTERS:
ADAM - straight man
CHAVA - bisexual woman
NOAH - straight except for that one time
AVRAHAM - straight but in a healthy way; doesnt feel weird telling his friends he thinks theyre hot
ADAM - straight man
CHAVA - bisexual woman
NOAH - straight except for that one time
AVRAHAM - straight but in a healthy way; doesnt feel weird telling his friends he thinks theyre hot
March 31, 2025 at 10:33 PM
OFFICIAL GAY VIBES LIST OF TANACH CHARACTERS:
ADAM - straight man
CHAVA - bisexual woman
NOAH - straight except for that one time
AVRAHAM - straight but in a healthy way; doesnt feel weird telling his friends he thinks theyre hot
ADAM - straight man
CHAVA - bisexual woman
NOAH - straight except for that one time
AVRAHAM - straight but in a healthy way; doesnt feel weird telling his friends he thinks theyre hot
everyone always talks about the several genders of the talmud but nobody ever talks about the rabbis having a shorthand for denoting 'masc/femme' and 'i think that guy's a little gay'
March 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
everyone always talks about the several genders of the talmud but nobody ever talks about the rabbis having a shorthand for denoting 'masc/femme' and 'i think that guy's a little gay'
i dont think it's weird when jewish women read the pshat of the purim story & feel sadness for a woman who is nothing but a pawn in the world of her husband, and who is stripped of dignity for trying to exercise bodily autonomy.
i think it's weird when men are derisive of women bc of it
i think it's weird when men are derisive of women bc of it
March 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
i dont think it's weird when jewish women read the pshat of the purim story & feel sadness for a woman who is nothing but a pawn in the world of her husband, and who is stripped of dignity for trying to exercise bodily autonomy.
i think it's weird when men are derisive of women bc of it
i think it's weird when men are derisive of women bc of it
my favourite thing about conclave was the yarmulkes
January 30, 2025 at 11:58 AM
my favourite thing about conclave was the yarmulkes
i’m gonna say it.
all the talk about benny blanco being really ugly reeks of antisemitism.
all the talk about benny blanco being really ugly reeks of antisemitism.
January 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i’m gonna say it.
all the talk about benny blanco being really ugly reeks of antisemitism.
all the talk about benny blanco being really ugly reeks of antisemitism.
i have AMAZING news for every jew with tummy issues (and also those with debt)
December 22, 2024 at 7:17 PM
i have AMAZING news for every jew with tummy issues (and also those with debt)
me if loving hashem was a crime
December 20, 2024 at 3:15 PM
me if loving hashem was a crime
biblically accurately sydney opera house
December 19, 2024 at 6:14 PM
biblically accurately sydney opera house
they’re gonna cancel oscar for having zionist ties
November 18, 2024 at 6:24 AM
they’re gonna cancel oscar for having zionist ties
rebuilding a following is hard and time consuming. i’m gonna change my game here. here is my daily fart chart, as of 10.30am this morning.
November 17, 2024 at 12:04 AM
rebuilding a following is hard and time consuming. i’m gonna change my game here. here is my daily fart chart, as of 10.30am this morning.
the talmud according to conspiracy theorists:
if you see a non jew in the street slap them in the face and pee on them, the non jew is vile and we hate them so much
the actual talmud:
the rabbis are disagreeing about farting at work again :(
if you see a non jew in the street slap them in the face and pee on them, the non jew is vile and we hate them so much
the actual talmud:
the rabbis are disagreeing about farting at work again :(
January 5, 2024 at 4:10 AM
the talmud according to conspiracy theorists:
if you see a non jew in the street slap them in the face and pee on them, the non jew is vile and we hate them so much
the actual talmud:
the rabbis are disagreeing about farting at work again :(
if you see a non jew in the street slap them in the face and pee on them, the non jew is vile and we hate them so much
the actual talmud:
the rabbis are disagreeing about farting at work again :(
maybe i should use this site more seeing as how i cannot stand to be on any other site rn
November 26, 2023 at 5:13 AM
maybe i should use this site more seeing as how i cannot stand to be on any other site rn
i think i’m too cynical for threads
July 10, 2023 at 9:33 AM
i think i’m too cynical for threads
i got the ted lasso funko chase 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 i love him so much
July 10, 2023 at 1:28 AM
i got the ted lasso funko chase 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 i love him so much
me when i make a really good meme
July 9, 2023 at 6:13 AM
me when i make a really good meme
Reposted by shoshana
Reposted by shoshana
when i post the same content on bluesky that i post on twitter
July 3, 2023 at 12:42 AM
when i post the same content on bluesky that i post on twitter
downloading the newest new twitter
July 6, 2023 at 12:47 AM
downloading the newest new twitter
Reposted by shoshana
“Twitter, but run by Facebook” seems like the only possible way to make Twitter worse than it is now.
July 5, 2023 at 11:52 AM
“Twitter, but run by Facebook” seems like the only possible way to make Twitter worse than it is now.
i have a new hobby now i guess
July 2, 2023 at 11:51 AM
i have a new hobby now i guess
i know im not supposed to like nyt's connections because it's based on some english show or whatever but i love it so much, thank u for letting me sort my little words into little categories xxxxx
July 2, 2023 at 3:02 AM
i know im not supposed to like nyt's connections because it's based on some english show or whatever but i love it so much, thank u for letting me sort my little words into little categories xxxxx
thinking about moshe losing his big sister and protector and friend, and immediately lashing out and losing his cool and hitting that rock because he was still battling his grief and then he loses his big brother and has to keep on going and get the nation over the finish line somehow
June 29, 2023 at 3:44 AM
thinking about moshe losing his big sister and protector and friend, and immediately lashing out and losing his cool and hitting that rock because he was still battling his grief and then he loses his big brother and has to keep on going and get the nation over the finish line somehow
one of my students wont stop playing river flows in you and im having bad twilight flashbacks
June 28, 2023 at 5:02 AM
one of my students wont stop playing river flows in you and im having bad twilight flashbacks
designing a tshirt for solomon schechter that says “my friends who happen to be twin sisters went to cairo and all they brought me back were priceless manuscripts from a collection unlike any other we’ve ever seen, that gives us insight into our religious and cultural past”
June 27, 2023 at 7:45 AM
designing a tshirt for solomon schechter that says “my friends who happen to be twin sisters went to cairo and all they brought me back were priceless manuscripts from a collection unlike any other we’ve ever seen, that gives us insight into our religious and cultural past”