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a shot for shot remake of total recall except instead of having three boobs that mutant lady has three feet
February 18, 2026 at 12:45 AM
a shot for shot remake of total recall except instead of having three boobs that mutant lady has three feet
trying to kickstart synesthesia by smelling a bunch of nail polish
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
trying to kickstart synesthesia by smelling a bunch of nail polish
i’m experiencing a taste of stockholm syndrome as i fall in love with the verizon customer service hold music
August 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
i’m experiencing a taste of stockholm syndrome as i fall in love with the verizon customer service hold music
who decided to call it bottomless mimosas and not spiking the brunch?
July 31, 2025 at 3:39 PM
who decided to call it bottomless mimosas and not spiking the brunch?
i didn’t know the guy from fun was in a band with the guy from static x
July 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
i didn’t know the guy from fun was in a band with the guy from static x
if you say “planned obsolescence” three times in the mirror tim cook appears and fucking kills you
May 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
if you say “planned obsolescence” three times in the mirror tim cook appears and fucking kills you
listening to a podcast simulates having a very specific schizophrenia where the voices tell you to sign up for a meal prep service
May 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
listening to a podcast simulates having a very specific schizophrenia where the voices tell you to sign up for a meal prep service
catholicism is just astrology for people who want to feel guilty about cumming
May 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
catholicism is just astrology for people who want to feel guilty about cumming
if you think about it a benign tumor is just an inner beauty mark
May 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
if you think about it a benign tumor is just an inner beauty mark
i heard your mom did the whole conclave
May 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
i heard your mom did the whole conclave
masseuses should also give “gnarly endings” where at the close of the massage they punch you in the dick
May 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
masseuses should also give “gnarly endings” where at the close of the massage they punch you in the dick
concealing a handgun because secrets are fun 🥰
May 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
concealing a handgun because secrets are fun 🥰
when my gums bleed it’s a feature not a bug
April 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
when my gums bleed it’s a feature not a bug
kids today are too focused on luigi mangione when they should be paying attention to linguine mangia only
April 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
kids today are too focused on luigi mangione when they should be paying attention to linguine mangia only
having tantric sex with my gf for 7 hours in the bathroom Amtrak train from Philly to Pittsburgh aka joining the Pennsylvania Wide Club
March 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
having tantric sex with my gf for 7 hours in the bathroom Amtrak train from Philly to Pittsburgh aka joining the Pennsylvania Wide Club
eating omakase to transform my body into a nightmarish aquarium
March 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
eating omakase to transform my body into a nightmarish aquarium
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thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants
March 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants
ahhhhh finally done work. time to run myself a nice hot sink full of dirty dishes
March 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
ahhhhh finally done work. time to run myself a nice hot sink full of dirty dishes
when you look at them side by side, young edward furlong and kd lang were basically the same person
March 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
when you look at them side by side, young edward furlong and kd lang were basically the same person
what’s sexier, the metric system or the SI system? metric system is full of 10s but damn SI system has all those FEET
March 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
what’s sexier, the metric system or the SI system? metric system is full of 10s but damn SI system has all those FEET
busy magicians stay on task by making ta-da lists
March 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
busy magicians stay on task by making ta-da lists
Dan Nainan if he was a T-800
February 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Dan Nainan if he was a T-800
i learned everything i know about sex from watching porn so i’ve fucked a lot of pizza delivery guys
February 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
i learned everything i know about sex from watching porn so i’ve fucked a lot of pizza delivery guys
please donate to my gofundme. i need $100K to get plastic surgery so i can look like the And1 guy
February 9, 2025 at 5:42 AM
please donate to my gofundme. i need $100K to get plastic surgery so i can look like the And1 guy
if i was a soothsayer i would warn trump to beware the DEIs of march
February 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
if i was a soothsayer i would warn trump to beware the DEIs of march