Sean Simon
@thetitularrole.bsky.social
Successful Saugerties Sojourn
September 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Successful Saugerties Sojourn
Weapons if it took place in New Jersey instead of Pennsylvania
August 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Weapons if it took place in New Jersey instead of Pennsylvania
Carrie Bradshaw revisiting her old apartment
August 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Carrie Bradshaw revisiting her old apartment
Hi diva.. Can I call you diva? My name is Detective Fierce… You’re not in trouble boots, we’re just trying to get the tea on this situation…
August 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Hi diva.. Can I call you diva? My name is Detective Fierce… You’re not in trouble boots, we’re just trying to get the tea on this situation…
I think I’m destined to write the next great American musical… and I may have finally found the perfect story to adapt.
July 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I think I’m destined to write the next great American musical… and I may have finally found the perfect story to adapt.
I take no pleasure in reporting I am now tuning into the latest And Just Like That
July 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I take no pleasure in reporting I am now tuning into the latest And Just Like That
On my way to see Eddington (2025)
July 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
On my way to see Eddington (2025)
And to think I was about to press play until I read that last message… 😔
July 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
And to think I was about to press play until I read that last message… 😔
Buying tickets to fantastic 4 in IMAX just to see the avatar 3 trailer and then head home
July 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Buying tickets to fantastic 4 in IMAX just to see the avatar 3 trailer and then head home
No one on this Amtrak train knows I’m listening to Paramore’s 2017 studio album “After Laughter”
July 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
No one on this Amtrak train knows I’m listening to Paramore’s 2017 studio album “After Laughter”
Trust me, I’m voting blue, Trump is a sex pest, fascism is happening right this second, but I just can’t deal with this slop every time I open the app. My kingdom for tips on customizing away the garbage here!
July 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Trust me, I’m voting blue, Trump is a sex pest, fascism is happening right this second, but I just can’t deal with this slop every time I open the app. My kingdom for tips on customizing away the garbage here!
New apartment, new plants 💕 🌱 🪴
January 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
New apartment, new plants 💕 🌱 🪴
This photo may have captured the last time I was truly happy
January 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This photo may have captured the last time I was truly happy
Second viewing tonight
January 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Second viewing tonight
Wow. I’ve long been a fan of his work but did NOT know he was a predator. Will no longer be supporting Count Orlok.
December 28, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Wow. I’ve long been a fan of his work but did NOT know he was a predator. Will no longer be supporting Count Orlok.
Guys I’m moving apartments tomorrow have I mentioned i’m moving? Like relocating addresses within the same city? Like nesting in a new area? Like a big truck is coming to take all my boxes? Have I mentioned that?
December 20, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Guys I’m moving apartments tomorrow have I mentioned i’m moving? Like relocating addresses within the same city? Like nesting in a new area? Like a big truck is coming to take all my boxes? Have I mentioned that?
Two years later Velma is finally expressing the faintest interest in her mystery machine carrier.
December 13, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Two years later Velma is finally expressing the faintest interest in her mystery machine carrier.
Tonight’s viewing - as a loyal member of the “Rachel Zegler you will always be famous” army.
December 12, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Tonight’s viewing - as a loyal member of the “Rachel Zegler you will always be famous” army.
She missed me(?)
December 10, 2024 at 11:02 PM
She missed me(?)
Every time I go to the theater and see this poster I’m in awe. Perhaps the greatest tagline of the decade.
December 9, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Every time I go to the theater and see this poster I’m in awe. Perhaps the greatest tagline of the decade.
I thought my chat with the Verizon representative was getting a little too touchy-feely and then Wetzel hit me with this:
December 7, 2024 at 6:48 AM
I thought my chat with the Verizon representative was getting a little too touchy-feely and then Wetzel hit me with this:
Let it be known I tried but was shot down
December 2, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Let it be known I tried but was shot down