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Sean Simon
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Successful Saugerties Sojourn
September 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Weapons if it took place in New Jersey instead of Pennsylvania
August 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
They should make a half-strength Celsius so I can have two in the morning without bouncing off the walls like a super ball
a small white dog standing on its hind legs on a tile floor
ALT: a small white dog standing on its hind legs on a tile floor
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August 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Getting my annual itch to rewatch Silence of the Lambs. Who’s coming over next weekend?
August 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
4 drinks in and thimkonh about Dana Scully 🤤 🎉 👽 🧪 🥵
August 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Carrie Bradshaw revisiting her old apartment
August 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Hi diva.. Can I call you diva? My name is Detective Fierce… You’re not in trouble boots, we’re just trying to get the tea on this situation…
August 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I’ve seen The Naked Gun 33 1/3 an estimated 20 times minimum. I’m vibrating with excitement over the prospect of the new one being good.
August 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I think I’m destined to write the next great American musical… and I may have finally found the perfect story to adapt.
July 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I take no pleasure in reporting I am now tuning into the latest And Just Like That
July 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Is there an upcharge I can pay to get my superhero movies without uncanny and vile CGI infants in them? I’m 0/2 lately and neither film had any warning in its promo I’d have to look at that.
July 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
FF:FF: I’m sure there’s concept art for this movie that’s just gorgeous, unfortunately the lifeless sheen of CG muddies this movie visually, and the script read like a ChatGPT summary of the comic series arc. Plotted entirely on empty threats and fake danger.

Avatar 3 looked just brilliant though
Buying tickets to fantastic 4 in IMAX just to see the avatar 3 trailer and then head home
July 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Oops! I loved it! A sometimes goofy and simplistic satire on how virality (a real virus or algorithms driven at discord) turn us into a cartoon to further the aims of distant but known powers. Shot with boundless and well-earned confidence and punctuated throughout by thrilling action set pieces.
On my way to see Eddington (2025)
July 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
On my way to see Eddington (2025)
July 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Lives were changed this day #ladygaga
July 24, 2025 at 12:41 PM
And to think I was about to press play until I read that last message… 😔
July 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Buying tickets to fantastic 4 in IMAX just to see the avatar 3 trailer and then head home
July 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
No one on this Amtrak train knows I’m listening to Paramore’s 2017 studio album “After Laughter”
July 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Giving Bluesky another try as my main scroller.

I’m trying to permanently switch from “X” but it’s been a lot of jokescolds and BlueAnon navel gazing. I want real news and movie stuff and fun DC gay guys and little else!

Please share any tips that have made your experience better!
July 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
It has been _0_ days since I showed people at a party pictures of Godzilla antagonists on my phone 😔
January 12, 2025 at 4:54 AM
New apartment, new plants 💕 🌱 🪴
January 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This photo may have captured the last time I was truly happy
January 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Second viewing tonight
January 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Wow. I’ve long been a fan of his work but did NOT know he was a predator. Will no longer be supporting Count Orlok.
December 28, 2024 at 7:01 PM
It’s happening
December 28, 2024 at 1:51 AM