Sean Simon
@thetitularrole.bsky.social
Successful Saugerties Sojourn
September 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Successful Saugerties Sojourn
Weapons if it took place in New Jersey instead of Pennsylvania
August 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Weapons if it took place in New Jersey instead of Pennsylvania
They should make a half-strength Celsius so I can have two in the morning without bouncing off the walls like a super ball
a small white dog standing on its hind legs on a tile floor
ALT: a small white dog standing on its hind legs on a tile floor
media.tenor.com
August 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
They should make a half-strength Celsius so I can have two in the morning without bouncing off the walls like a super ball
Getting my annual itch to rewatch Silence of the Lambs. Who’s coming over next weekend?
August 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Getting my annual itch to rewatch Silence of the Lambs. Who’s coming over next weekend?
4 drinks in and thimkonh about Dana Scully 🤤 🎉 👽 🧪 🥵
August 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
4 drinks in and thimkonh about Dana Scully 🤤 🎉 👽 🧪 🥵
Carrie Bradshaw revisiting her old apartment
August 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Carrie Bradshaw revisiting her old apartment
Hi diva.. Can I call you diva? My name is Detective Fierce… You’re not in trouble boots, we’re just trying to get the tea on this situation…
August 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Hi diva.. Can I call you diva? My name is Detective Fierce… You’re not in trouble boots, we’re just trying to get the tea on this situation…
I’ve seen The Naked Gun 33 1/3 an estimated 20 times minimum. I’m vibrating with excitement over the prospect of the new one being good.
August 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I’ve seen The Naked Gun 33 1/3 an estimated 20 times minimum. I’m vibrating with excitement over the prospect of the new one being good.
I think I’m destined to write the next great American musical… and I may have finally found the perfect story to adapt.
July 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I think I’m destined to write the next great American musical… and I may have finally found the perfect story to adapt.
I take no pleasure in reporting I am now tuning into the latest And Just Like That
July 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I take no pleasure in reporting I am now tuning into the latest And Just Like That
Is there an upcharge I can pay to get my superhero movies without uncanny and vile CGI infants in them? I’m 0/2 lately and neither film had any warning in its promo I’d have to look at that.
July 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Is there an upcharge I can pay to get my superhero movies without uncanny and vile CGI infants in them? I’m 0/2 lately and neither film had any warning in its promo I’d have to look at that.
FF:FF: I’m sure there’s concept art for this movie that’s just gorgeous, unfortunately the lifeless sheen of CG muddies this movie visually, and the script read like a ChatGPT summary of the comic series arc. Plotted entirely on empty threats and fake danger.
Avatar 3 looked just brilliant though
Avatar 3 looked just brilliant though
Buying tickets to fantastic 4 in IMAX just to see the avatar 3 trailer and then head home
July 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
FF:FF: I’m sure there’s concept art for this movie that’s just gorgeous, unfortunately the lifeless sheen of CG muddies this movie visually, and the script read like a ChatGPT summary of the comic series arc. Plotted entirely on empty threats and fake danger.
Avatar 3 looked just brilliant though
Avatar 3 looked just brilliant though
Oops! I loved it! A sometimes goofy and simplistic satire on how virality (a real virus or algorithms driven at discord) turn us into a cartoon to further the aims of distant but known powers. Shot with boundless and well-earned confidence and punctuated throughout by thrilling action set pieces.
July 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Oops! I loved it! A sometimes goofy and simplistic satire on how virality (a real virus or algorithms driven at discord) turn us into a cartoon to further the aims of distant but known powers. Shot with boundless and well-earned confidence and punctuated throughout by thrilling action set pieces.
On my way to see Eddington (2025)
July 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
On my way to see Eddington (2025)
And to think I was about to press play until I read that last message… 😔
July 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
And to think I was about to press play until I read that last message… 😔
Buying tickets to fantastic 4 in IMAX just to see the avatar 3 trailer and then head home
July 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Buying tickets to fantastic 4 in IMAX just to see the avatar 3 trailer and then head home
No one on this Amtrak train knows I’m listening to Paramore’s 2017 studio album “After Laughter”
July 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
No one on this Amtrak train knows I’m listening to Paramore’s 2017 studio album “After Laughter”
Giving Bluesky another try as my main scroller.
I’m trying to permanently switch from “X” but it’s been a lot of jokescolds and BlueAnon navel gazing. I want real news and movie stuff and fun DC gay guys and little else!
Please share any tips that have made your experience better!
I’m trying to permanently switch from “X” but it’s been a lot of jokescolds and BlueAnon navel gazing. I want real news and movie stuff and fun DC gay guys and little else!
Please share any tips that have made your experience better!
July 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Giving Bluesky another try as my main scroller.
I’m trying to permanently switch from “X” but it’s been a lot of jokescolds and BlueAnon navel gazing. I want real news and movie stuff and fun DC gay guys and little else!
Please share any tips that have made your experience better!
I’m trying to permanently switch from “X” but it’s been a lot of jokescolds and BlueAnon navel gazing. I want real news and movie stuff and fun DC gay guys and little else!
Please share any tips that have made your experience better!
It has been _0_ days since I showed people at a party pictures of Godzilla antagonists on my phone 😔
January 12, 2025 at 4:54 AM
It has been _0_ days since I showed people at a party pictures of Godzilla antagonists on my phone 😔
New apartment, new plants 💕 🌱 🪴
January 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
New apartment, new plants 💕 🌱 🪴
This photo may have captured the last time I was truly happy
January 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This photo may have captured the last time I was truly happy
Second viewing tonight
January 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Second viewing tonight
Wow. I’ve long been a fan of his work but did NOT know he was a predator. Will no longer be supporting Count Orlok.
December 28, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Wow. I’ve long been a fan of his work but did NOT know he was a predator. Will no longer be supporting Count Orlok.
