Timmy™️
@thetimmytoes.bsky.social
let me stop you right there again
me to my guests after Thanksgiving dinner
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
me to my guests after Thanksgiving dinner
me to my toddler who has thrown her oatmeal on the floor because I won’t give her a graham cracker
June 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
me to my toddler who has thrown her oatmeal on the floor because I won’t give her a graham cracker
please please please consider that sometimes the ocean is fucking the boat and sometimes the boat is fucking the ocean
June 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
please please please consider that sometimes the ocean is fucking the boat and sometimes the boat is fucking the ocean
with all due respect no I’m not
May 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
with all due respect no I’m not
It looks very cool but all of the water leaked when I tried to drink out of it. 3/10
April 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
It looks very cool but all of the water leaked when I tried to drink out of it. 3/10
a controversial take on cake, but I respect it
March 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
a controversial take on cake, but I respect it
the air is dry in this office but god damn
January 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
the air is dry in this office but god damn
I mean the graphic is correct, I guess first 1.11306% is technically in the first 10% but it would be nice to not be lumped in with 999,999
September 17, 2024 at 9:52 PM
I mean the graphic is correct, I guess first 1.11306% is technically in the first 10% but it would be nice to not be lumped in with 999,999
ok I’ll bite. What’s this thing on the train?
June 6, 2024 at 1:44 PM
ok I’ll bite. What’s this thing on the train?
any time I see an ant inside
September 22, 2023 at 6:09 PM
any time I see an ant inside