I'm just impressed you've made it this far into *this* year without the nervous breakdown. I know I've had like... 2 at least already.

make ruby duckweed

She worked in france, her lab was in france, she won the nobel prizes in france, she was a naturalized french citizen, she died in france, she's buried in france, and I visted her lab and grave while in paris.

One of my favorite plants: egyptian walking onions. They didn't have legs, but figured out a very slow method of locomotion in a way that works for plants.

Being an adult is buying the grappling hook just because you can.

"Everything natural is good" always forgets how fucked up nature is XD

They very are not. Horrifyingly so. The males are tiny and find the females, bite into their sides, and then their faces melt and fuse to her flesh, before everything other than the gonads slowly atrophy. And many males will do this to a single female, who gets slowly covered in testicles.