Thor Hansen
@thethorhansen.bsky.social
Can’t wait to see the clown that Trump replaces him with next year. It’s gonna be a doozy!
July 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Can’t wait to see the clown that Trump replaces him with next year. It’s gonna be a doozy!
“What’s the deal with school lunch!?”
June 29, 2025 at 4:42 AM
“What’s the deal with school lunch!?”
Raven goes to White Castle
June 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Raven goes to White Castle
Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens?
June 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens?
Magnum gun loudy 🦅🇺🇸🗽
June 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Magnum gun loudy 🦅🇺🇸🗽
Customers (and employers) will use tax free tips to justify tipping (and paying) less.
And years from now, if social security still exists, tipped employees will get payouts based only on their taxed hourly wages, and may be less excited about tax free tips.
And years from now, if social security still exists, tipped employees will get payouts based only on their taxed hourly wages, and may be less excited about tax free tips.
May 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Customers (and employers) will use tax free tips to justify tipping (and paying) less.
And years from now, if social security still exists, tipped employees will get payouts based only on their taxed hourly wages, and may be less excited about tax free tips.
And years from now, if social security still exists, tipped employees will get payouts based only on their taxed hourly wages, and may be less excited about tax free tips.
👐 In America I’m pardoning the crooks, I’m pardoning the grifters.. I’m pardoning, I’m pardoning the thieves of the people that live here.
May 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
👐 In America I’m pardoning the crooks, I’m pardoning the grifters.. I’m pardoning, I’m pardoning the thieves of the people that live here.
Don’t we want him to chicken out though? It’s even worse when he fully commits to his terrible ideas. It’s better for all of us if he declares victory based on nothing and we go back to the way things were in early January. Taunts that land just corner him into doubling down.
May 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Don’t we want him to chicken out though? It’s even worse when he fully commits to his terrible ideas. It’s better for all of us if he declares victory based on nothing and we go back to the way things were in early January. Taunts that land just corner him into doubling down.
That’s $8.5 billion worth of dogs and cats which will go uneaten, which sounds great until you consider how much we’ll have to spend to feed all those animals. 💸💸💸
More shortsighted Trumponomics policies. 👎
More shortsighted Trumponomics policies. 👎
May 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
That’s $8.5 billion worth of dogs and cats which will go uneaten, which sounds great until you consider how much we’ll have to spend to feed all those animals. 💸💸💸
More shortsighted Trumponomics policies. 👎
More shortsighted Trumponomics policies. 👎
His funeral, or laying in state, may actually be the most attended since JFK or Lincoln, or maybe ever.
And, paradoxically, he will have finally done something that makes America greater.. obviously not enough to outweigh all the damaged he caused, but every little bit helps.
And, paradoxically, he will have finally done something that makes America greater.. obviously not enough to outweigh all the damaged he caused, but every little bit helps.
May 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
His funeral, or laying in state, may actually be the most attended since JFK or Lincoln, or maybe ever.
And, paradoxically, he will have finally done something that makes America greater.. obviously not enough to outweigh all the damaged he caused, but every little bit helps.
And, paradoxically, he will have finally done something that makes America greater.. obviously not enough to outweigh all the damaged he caused, but every little bit helps.
I still think “Fuck You, I’ve Got Mine” is the leading candidate to replace “In God We Trust” as motto and on our currency, but “Shove It Up Their Ass” also captures the national zeitgeist.
“Cry Harder” is ok but lacks gravitas.
“Going Out Of Business Sale!” 🤔
“Cry Harder” is ok but lacks gravitas.
“Going Out Of Business Sale!” 🤔
May 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I still think “Fuck You, I’ve Got Mine” is the leading candidate to replace “In God We Trust” as motto and on our currency, but “Shove It Up Their Ass” also captures the national zeitgeist.
“Cry Harder” is ok but lacks gravitas.
“Going Out Of Business Sale!” 🤔
“Cry Harder” is ok but lacks gravitas.
“Going Out Of Business Sale!” 🤔
Hank Hill observes the flag code, and flag code accessories.
May 14, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Hank Hill observes the flag code, and flag code accessories.
Make Graves Small Again!
May 12, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Make Graves Small Again!
I was willing to only buy 2 Rolls-Royces this year instead of 30, for the good of the country. But now, thank God, I won’t have to make that sacrifice. 😮💨
May 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I was willing to only buy 2 Rolls-Royces this year instead of 30, for the good of the country. But now, thank God, I won’t have to make that sacrifice. 😮💨
So he’s liberal now? Is that how this works?
May 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
So he’s liberal now? Is that how this works?
👐 An old fashioned word, “eggs”, but a beautiful word. It means a bunch of egg, inside an eggshell. That’s why they call them eggs. Not many people know this word but I have all the best words, the strongest words. Eggs aren’t very strong, not strong like Trump. Their “price” is “down” 470%, eggs.
May 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
👐 An old fashioned word, “eggs”, but a beautiful word. It means a bunch of egg, inside an eggshell. That’s why they call them eggs. Not many people know this word but I have all the best words, the strongest words. Eggs aren’t very strong, not strong like Trump. Their “price” is “down” 470%, eggs.
So they can buy trumpcoins and sneakers and bibles.
May 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
So they can buy trumpcoins and sneakers and bibles.
That’s Not My Spacepope!
May 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
That’s Not My Spacepope!
Nothing like paying big money for a show and having your view blocked by some dumbass hat.
May 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Nothing like paying big money for a show and having your view blocked by some dumbass hat.
The stupidity is the point.
May 3, 2025 at 8:43 AM
The stupidity is the point.