Thor Hansen
@thethorhansen.bsky.social
Pharmacy drive through where I’m limited to ONLY full service? 🤔
June 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Pharmacy drive through where I’m limited to ONLY full service? 🤔
Emperor Trump has no clothes, and that’s horrifying on several levels.
April 30, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Emperor Trump has no clothes, and that’s horrifying on several levels.
Trump doesn’t have the cards. If he wanted to go toe-to-toe with China he should’ve gone ahead with the Trans-Pacific Partnership.
America, especially after we’ve alienated our allies & trading partners, will not win this trade war and the collateral damage will be immense.
America, especially after we’ve alienated our allies & trading partners, will not win this trade war and the collateral damage will be immense.
April 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Trump doesn’t have the cards. If he wanted to go toe-to-toe with China he should’ve gone ahead with the Trans-Pacific Partnership.
America, especially after we’ve alienated our allies & trading partners, will not win this trade war and the collateral damage will be immense.
America, especially after we’ve alienated our allies & trading partners, will not win this trade war and the collateral damage will be immense.
Can we just skip to the part where Trump caves to China and declares victory? Please?
His supporters will believe him anyway, and some of the rest of us are willing to pretend to if it saves the US from economic collapse.
His supporters will believe him anyway, and some of the rest of us are willing to pretend to if it saves the US from economic collapse.
April 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Can we just skip to the part where Trump caves to China and declares victory? Please?
His supporters will believe him anyway, and some of the rest of us are willing to pretend to if it saves the US from economic collapse.
His supporters will believe him anyway, and some of the rest of us are willing to pretend to if it saves the US from economic collapse.
ixNay on the avedCay guys..
Trump is a very brave big boy who won all the trade wars by himself because he’s smart & handsome and now we can go back to zero tariffs because he taught everyone a big strong lesson.
I think we can all agree that Donald was always Fred Trump’s favorite, right..?
😉😉
Trump is a very brave big boy who won all the trade wars by himself because he’s smart & handsome and now we can go back to zero tariffs because he taught everyone a big strong lesson.
I think we can all agree that Donald was always Fred Trump’s favorite, right..?
😉😉
April 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
ixNay on the avedCay guys..
Trump is a very brave big boy who won all the trade wars by himself because he’s smart & handsome and now we can go back to zero tariffs because he taught everyone a big strong lesson.
I think we can all agree that Donald was always Fred Trump’s favorite, right..?
😉😉
Trump is a very brave big boy who won all the trade wars by himself because he’s smart & handsome and now we can go back to zero tariffs because he taught everyone a big strong lesson.
I think we can all agree that Donald was always Fred Trump’s favorite, right..?
😉😉
The emperor has no cards 📉
April 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The emperor has no cards 📉
Hey, maybe Congress should handle tariffs, like it says in the Constitution.
Cause this guy is dim, nutso, and dgaf.
Cause this guy is dim, nutso, and dgaf.
April 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Hey, maybe Congress should handle tariffs, like it says in the Constitution.
Cause this guy is dim, nutso, and dgaf.
Cause this guy is dim, nutso, and dgaf.
I wonder how my BANK is doing, maybe I should RUN over and check.
I’m sure the people who RUN my BANK planned well in advance for a felonious orangutan to burn down the global economy..
Well, not to worry, I DOUBT Trump Elon & Doge did anything dipshitty to hamstring THE FDIC.
[Padme/Anakin meme]
I’m sure the people who RUN my BANK planned well in advance for a felonious orangutan to burn down the global economy..
Well, not to worry, I DOUBT Trump Elon & Doge did anything dipshitty to hamstring THE FDIC.
[Padme/Anakin meme]
April 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I wonder how my BANK is doing, maybe I should RUN over and check.
I’m sure the people who RUN my BANK planned well in advance for a felonious orangutan to burn down the global economy..
Well, not to worry, I DOUBT Trump Elon & Doge did anything dipshitty to hamstring THE FDIC.
[Padme/Anakin meme]
I’m sure the people who RUN my BANK planned well in advance for a felonious orangutan to burn down the global economy..
Well, not to worry, I DOUBT Trump Elon & Doge did anything dipshitty to hamstring THE FDIC.
[Padme/Anakin meme]
Hey dummies, you elected a dummy.
The first time Trump crashed our economy by ignoring covid. He actually did something right with Warp Speed, but couldn’t take advantage of it because conspiracy nuts are more likely to vote for him. That was pretty dumb, but sequels are usually worse.
Find out! 🍿
The first time Trump crashed our economy by ignoring covid. He actually did something right with Warp Speed, but couldn’t take advantage of it because conspiracy nuts are more likely to vote for him. That was pretty dumb, but sequels are usually worse.
Find out! 🍿
April 7, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Hey dummies, you elected a dummy.
The first time Trump crashed our economy by ignoring covid. He actually did something right with Warp Speed, but couldn’t take advantage of it because conspiracy nuts are more likely to vote for him. That was pretty dumb, but sequels are usually worse.
Find out! 🍿
The first time Trump crashed our economy by ignoring covid. He actually did something right with Warp Speed, but couldn’t take advantage of it because conspiracy nuts are more likely to vote for him. That was pretty dumb, but sequels are usually worse.
Find out! 🍿
Hey! Who told china they could raise tariffs too!? That was supposed to be a double triple MAGA supersecret!
Everybody check your Signal chats for someone with a Poohbear icon.
Everybody check your Signal chats for someone with a Poohbear icon.
April 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Hey! Who told china they could raise tariffs too!? That was supposed to be a double triple MAGA supersecret!
Everybody check your Signal chats for someone with a Poohbear icon.
Everybody check your Signal chats for someone with a Poohbear icon.
Oh good, a 2nd Trumpcession. Just what I never wanted.
You can’t say he isn’t learning though. He crashed the economy way faster this time around. It would almost be impressive if it wasn’t so fucking stupid.
Way to go @wharton, you’re doin’ a heck of a job. 👍👍
You can’t say he isn’t learning though. He crashed the economy way faster this time around. It would almost be impressive if it wasn’t so fucking stupid.
Way to go @wharton, you’re doin’ a heck of a job. 👍👍
March 31, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Oh good, a 2nd Trumpcession. Just what I never wanted.
You can’t say he isn’t learning though. He crashed the economy way faster this time around. It would almost be impressive if it wasn’t so fucking stupid.
Way to go @wharton, you’re doin’ a heck of a job. 👍👍
You can’t say he isn’t learning though. He crashed the economy way faster this time around. It would almost be impressive if it wasn’t so fucking stupid.
Way to go @wharton, you’re doin’ a heck of a job. 👍👍
This dipshit has bankrupted casinos. CASINOS!
And now he’s gonna Smoot-Hawley us into a 2nd Great Depression.
Imagine being so dumb you think govt should be run like a business, & the ‘businessman’ you pick is a former reality tv gameshow host known for lawsuits, not paying bills, and ch 11 & 7.
And now he’s gonna Smoot-Hawley us into a 2nd Great Depression.
Imagine being so dumb you think govt should be run like a business, & the ‘businessman’ you pick is a former reality tv gameshow host known for lawsuits, not paying bills, and ch 11 & 7.
March 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This dipshit has bankrupted casinos. CASINOS!
And now he’s gonna Smoot-Hawley us into a 2nd Great Depression.
Imagine being so dumb you think govt should be run like a business, & the ‘businessman’ you pick is a former reality tv gameshow host known for lawsuits, not paying bills, and ch 11 & 7.
And now he’s gonna Smoot-Hawley us into a 2nd Great Depression.
Imagine being so dumb you think govt should be run like a business, & the ‘businessman’ you pick is a former reality tv gameshow host known for lawsuits, not paying bills, and ch 11 & 7.
The US hasn’t been a good ally. Denmark should probably take back the Virgin Islands for its own security, since the US can’t be relied on.
March 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
The US hasn’t been a good ally. Denmark should probably take back the Virgin Islands for its own security, since the US can’t be relied on.
You know how the US dollar’s value is based on people’s (at home & abroad) belief that our government will mostly behave responsibly, rationally, and predictably? And in no small part on people’s general goodwill towards America?
Yeah, that could be a problem. 😬
Yeah, that could be a problem. 😬
March 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
You know how the US dollar’s value is based on people’s (at home & abroad) belief that our government will mostly behave responsibly, rationally, and predictably? And in no small part on people’s general goodwill towards America?
Yeah, that could be a problem. 😬
Yeah, that could be a problem. 😬
Together all things are possible. Alone, nothing is.
March 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Together all things are possible. Alone, nothing is.
I’m beginning to have serious doubts about this Putin/Musk administration. 🤨
February 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I’m beginning to have serious doubts about this Putin/Musk administration. 🤨
Tanking the economy is a feature not a bug.
Trump & his oligarch friends will buy the trough. Then he’ll say fentanyl smuggling is down 17,000%, declare victory, remove the tariffs, and move on to the next grift.
He’ll claim he’s an economic genius, and his cult will believe him & learn nothing.
Trump & his oligarch friends will buy the trough. Then he’ll say fentanyl smuggling is down 17,000%, declare victory, remove the tariffs, and move on to the next grift.
He’ll claim he’s an economic genius, and his cult will believe him & learn nothing.
February 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Tanking the economy is a feature not a bug.
Trump & his oligarch friends will buy the trough. Then he’ll say fentanyl smuggling is down 17,000%, declare victory, remove the tariffs, and move on to the next grift.
He’ll claim he’s an economic genius, and his cult will believe him & learn nothing.
Trump & his oligarch friends will buy the trough. Then he’ll say fentanyl smuggling is down 17,000%, declare victory, remove the tariffs, and move on to the next grift.
He’ll claim he’s an economic genius, and his cult will believe him & learn nothing.
Between deporting laborers and tariffing lumber, new housing starts will crater. And the few that do get built will cost even more.
I’m sure the REITs & hedge funds wouldn’t take advantage of this to raise rents..
We’d better hurry up and pass those tax cuts so the 1% are protected just in case.
I’m sure the REITs & hedge funds wouldn’t take advantage of this to raise rents..
We’d better hurry up and pass those tax cuts so the 1% are protected just in case.
January 31, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Between deporting laborers and tariffing lumber, new housing starts will crater. And the few that do get built will cost even more.
I’m sure the REITs & hedge funds wouldn’t take advantage of this to raise rents..
We’d better hurry up and pass those tax cuts so the 1% are protected just in case.
I’m sure the REITs & hedge funds wouldn’t take advantage of this to raise rents..
We’d better hurry up and pass those tax cuts so the 1% are protected just in case.
Let’s go Canada!
I know “sore-ry” is your national greeting, but there’s no need to apologize.
We elected a shit-heel who can’t even abide by the perfect trade agreements that he renegotiated, and we deserve the consequences.
Bullies only respect strength. Give us hell!
I know “sore-ry” is your national greeting, but there’s no need to apologize.
We elected a shit-heel who can’t even abide by the perfect trade agreements that he renegotiated, and we deserve the consequences.
Bullies only respect strength. Give us hell!
January 31, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Let’s go Canada!
I know “sore-ry” is your national greeting, but there’s no need to apologize.
We elected a shit-heel who can’t even abide by the perfect trade agreements that he renegotiated, and we deserve the consequences.
Bullies only respect strength. Give us hell!
I know “sore-ry” is your national greeting, but there’s no need to apologize.
We elected a shit-heel who can’t even abide by the perfect trade agreements that he renegotiated, and we deserve the consequences.
Bullies only respect strength. Give us hell!
If Trump is such a genius businessman, why do his perfect trade agreements with 🇨🇦🇲🇽 now suddenly suck, requiring tariffs?
If he’s such a tough guy negotiator, how come he spends all his energy bullying our allies and then bends over for China, Russia, and other adversaries?
🤔
If he’s such a tough guy negotiator, how come he spends all his energy bullying our allies and then bends over for China, Russia, and other adversaries?
🤔
January 31, 2025 at 6:06 AM
If Trump is such a genius businessman, why do his perfect trade agreements with 🇨🇦🇲🇽 now suddenly suck, requiring tariffs?
If he’s such a tough guy negotiator, how come he spends all his energy bullying our allies and then bends over for China, Russia, and other adversaries?
🤔
If he’s such a tough guy negotiator, how come he spends all his energy bullying our allies and then bends over for China, Russia, and other adversaries?
🤔