Excellent.

Joking aside, temperature scales for what it feels like outside are totally relative, and the one thing that would be toughest to me, growing up in a country that uses Farhenheit, would be knowing which layers to bring when given a forecast in Celsius.

Doable, but initially frustrating.

The Onion has sent the following letter to all 535 members of Congress. This special edition will be in their physical mailboxes as they return from recess tomorrow.

We hope it inspires them to continue to cower as our essential liberties are systematically dismantled.

theonion.com/letter-to-co...

Just trying to ...cushion the blow?

(A+ caption, thank you 🤣)

If you made it through that, here's the culprit, using a fort as a pillow rather than making a pillow fort.

Achievable summer goals, for the win! Here's hoping your goals come to fruition! 😁