Brian Terbush
theterbush.bsky.social
Brian Terbush
@theterbush.bsky.social
Earthquake and Volcano safety/preparedness focused emergency manager for Washington State. Volcano Geophysicist. Song Parodyifier? Living/breathing/walking pile of Dad Jokes.
Murder puddle.

...that's a pretty good band name.
June 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
You need an eraser this big when you play "The Search for Planet X" the way I do 🤣😭

(Great, fun, nearly infinitely replayable puzzle/strategy/logic rule board game if you're looking for one, with a lot of different difficulty levels available!)
June 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
...and 7 years ago.
June 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
If you made it through that, here's the culprit, using a fort as a pillow rather than making a pillow fort.
June 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Happy #Caturday!

When you have a long-haired cat, and you haven't furminated in a while, then get paid out in huge layers of thick hair, is that de-furred compensation?
June 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I was very confused by these results until I thought foe a little while 🤣🧲🧠
June 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Not sure if they're going to get the kind of clicks/engagement they're hoping for with the slogan "Shag where your friends live."
June 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I'm lovin' knit!
June 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Good thing this was resolved quickly, the beach was starting to get crabby.
June 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
How do I get to the beach down there?

Time to WAFO - walk around and find out.
June 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
#MandatorySignPhoto before heading out this morning.
June 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Can supportive honks on #NoKings day demonstrate a classic Physics principle?

#DopplerEffect = #RedWhiteAndBlueShift
June 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Happy #Caturday!

Just thought you should all know that Ozzie smells grate.
June 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Who ever said you can't get shredded from just hanging out on the curb?
June 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
To prepare for later in the week, they've become brrrrrrritos 🥶
June 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Sooo... on hot, cloudless days like this, I really don't understand how "throwing shade" could possibly be a bad thing.

I sincerely appreciate these trees throwing as much shade as they do!

#CulturallyUnaware #ButOpenToLearning
June 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Breakfast Burritos... ASSEMBLE!!!
June 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Still #Caturday!

This is Boris. Boris doesn't have teeth anymore so he can't always hold his tongue in all the way. 12/10.
June 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Looks like someone had a rough pluckin' night.
June 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Someone's from the Seattle Area 🌂🚮
June 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Anybody lose a tree-ring binder?
June 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Nothing to see here - just two green onions putting down roots and soaking in life together.

Living the dream.
June 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Here's a photo of my last visit to Mt. Mazama: Looking forward to going back and being able to actually see it again 🤣
June 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Okay, Washington is a alright state to live in...
June 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Nurse logs - the original junk in the trunk.
June 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM