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J.J.
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Jesus watching.
November 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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A silver minivan parked in front if a dark brick building. A red spider light is in the left window of the house, a green spider in the right window. Trees canopy the house in front and to the side. Bright yellow and green trees sit across the street from each other. Yellow leaves litter the street. Brick houses in background. An orange yellow tree with skinny bark frames a bright afternoon sun. A front yard and sidewalk with covered with pale to dark red leaves. A tree with red and yellow leaves sits in the yard
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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The first snow fell in chicago. Here's some autumn scenes from my Chicago warzone before the snow.
Green church dome poking up behind trees. In the foreground a red stop sign with green street signs behind it. A silver sedan is parked on the street between the church and the stop sign Pale yellow leaves litter street and sidewalk. A rusted red fire hydrant and a thin tree with white trunk sit on a brick garden. Red brick two and three story buildings line the street. White and black cars are parked on the street. Sidewalk scene. Pale brown brick two story buildings line the street. Dark awnings jutt out over doors and steps. Shrubbery to the left of photo and a large tree is top right.
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Bill ackman and the billionaires are fleeing new york.
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Just a southside street doing autumn Chicago things.
A dense residential street. Yellow leaves litter the sidewalk and street. An old red fire hydrant is at center. Trees with green or yellow leaves line the street. The buildings are brown brick two and three stories. The cars are white and black.
November 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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What kind of wave is Bovino doing?
A short white male with sides of head shaved waves his right hand above his head. His fingers are tight together like a salute while his thumb is pointed up. He wears a dark green uniform with gold patches. He is standing between the open white car door and the driver seat. A crowd is behind him.
October 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Marisa someone did a...
Reddit post saying, "what in the Nazi haircut is this shit"
October 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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America watching the dodgers get their ass beat.
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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I mean...
October 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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The angry dumb mob is in the building.
Moe from the Simpsons. "Science- what's science ever done for us? Tv off.
October 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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J.B. Pritzker at the no kings rally.
October 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Chicago's most nidorous gang leader👇🏾
Gray haired man with black glasses wearing a blue polo shirt with "Menards" on the right chest. He holds a black hammer.
October 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Some good news.
Sacremento bee Lightning strike killed missing elk hunters found dead in Colorado, officials say
September 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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It's September 19 and I fully support this. Happy Halloween.
Three inflatable pumpkin heads stacked on top of each other. A raggedy Anne scarecrow.
September 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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"America mourns" but first they want to know who he was. Lol
Who typed in search bar "who is charlie kirk" is top suggestion Who typed in search bar "who is charlie kirk" is the second suggestion behind "who shot Charlie kirk" Who typed in search bar "who is charlie kirk" is top suggestion
September 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Got both vaccines today. Bobby Jr can suck on my antibodies.
Green CVS bandage on arm, below white shirt.
September 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
Massive attack mezzanine
September 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Jeebus has a message for trey.
Light skinned Jesus giving the middle finger
August 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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It'll definitely be fun.

No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
August 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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It took a couple of years, but the cybertruck finally infected my neighborhood.
A cybertruck with a black spot on the rear passenger side door. The automotive crime is parked on a Chicago side street with two story buildings, trees, and a lamp post behind the cybertruck.
August 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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They're barely qualified to be mall cops.
August 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Jeebus when he sees James Dobson at his gates.
August 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Someone leaked the documents to me first.
August 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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The NFL isn't ready for the chicago bears.
Eddie Murphy from snl wearing a green and red elf hate. The close-up shot has Eddie with his mouth open wide, screaming. The words read, the bears are coming for us.
August 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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The fascist urge for milk tea.
August 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM