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The Talking Dragon (🏳️‍⚧️☭)
@thetalkingdragon.bsky.social
(she/it)
weird transfem dragon/lizort/reptile thing
weird Far-LibLeft Mostly-Orthodox-Marxist
weird and strange in general.

DO NOT RETWEET LIZRPOSTS (Please •ω•)
Notes: dyke

P.S. Welcome to bug.net
Pinned
YURIPOSTING; Part 1:
Girly with the tism normally can’t stand eye contact, discovers staring into the big ol peepers of a gal she’s infatuated with feels oddly pleasant
And then they smooch and cuddle and watch video essays and stuff

#officialyuriposting
Y’ever just realise that you’re afraid of seeking any kind of physical affection outside of romantic relationships because you never had physical affection otherwise because yadda yadda abusive neglectful piece of shit parents and thus it has become internalised as an extremely strange thing
December 28, 2025 at 7:58 AM
got woken up by my own fucking coughing five minutes after dozing off because of course I can’t just lie down without my GOD DAMNED LUNGS HAVING AN INEXPLICABLE FUCKING FIT

FUCK EVERYTHING
December 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Nothing is more devastating than finding amazing artists who draw Funger yuri, only to realise they do not have Bluesky accounts (or they do and they literally never fucking post on them compared to twitter)
December 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Goat sauce (<- wh)
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Transgenda [*vine boom*]
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Horrid tourist-restaurant instagram “influencer”: come with me to try the ultimate garlic sourdough fucksticks at John Shitbrain’s Smokehouse in Central New Yorkshiretonvilleborough
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Got a sub but I need a dom ;m;
December 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I love how horses just kinda do silly shit sometimes
December 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I have just learned the word sonorous
I will now annoy people with this word so that I don’t forget (or I’ll forget and it’ll come up in my random recall in a few months to a year)
December 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
“Viral” was already basically meaningless to me outside of infection/plague

Somehow the modern internet has completely murdered any lingering meaning it had left
December 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I did not think I’d be pissposting today

No like genuinely I did not remember the fucking power word joke I made (I got sick and it is not doing fun things for my brain)
December 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The yellow bile was actually a mistranslation

The true yellow humour is piss
You need to piss
December 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Y’know what I’ve had it with these damned wizards complaining about sorcerers “not earning magic” and shite

Have you considered
POWER WORD: INCONTINENCE
December 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Another open letter to YouTube:

Do not fucking recommend music to me on the main fucking app unless I am IN THE FUCKING MUSIC TAB

But for the love of all fuck, there’s a whole separate god damned app FOR THE MUSIC

WHY ARE YOU MAKING HALF OF MY FEED FUCKING "MY MIX" SHIT
December 23, 2025 at 9:07 AM
See I don’t really know if I have any hyperfixations because there are so many things that I am deeply fascinated by and know large amounts about

But there is no particular area where I have- maybe psychology I guess ??
Iuno
December 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
IRON LUNG IN JANUARY
December 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Sometimes in life you need to eat half a pound of ground beef in the form of a cheeseburger salad
December 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
please help fix my brain
I want it to stop being like this
December 7, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Be careful chirren das a lotta sodium
December 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Close enough, welcome back John Lennon
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 AM
gwubgwubcore
December 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
“You can’t eat [amount of tortillas] but if they were turned into tortilla chips-“

Skill issue, massive fucking skill issue I have eaten 6 tortillas in a sitting, dipping them in peanut butter

I will eat an entire pack of 12 inch tortillas just to prove you wrong
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Always seeing subreddits

Where are the domreddits and switchreddits !!
November 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
@bringbunny.bsky.social
gwubgwub 🫵🐉
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
no mirrorsitisntme no mitrord itisnrme no mirrorsitisntmenomirrorsnomirrosnomirrorsitisnrmenomirrorsit isntme
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 AM