The Talking Dragon (🏳️⚧️☭)
@thetalkingdragon.bsky.social
(she/it)
weird transfem dragon/lizort/reptile thing
weird Far-LibLeft Mostly-Orthodox-Marxist
weird and strange in general.
DO NOT RETWEET LIZRPOSTS (Please •ω•)
Notes: dyke
P.S. Welcome to bug.net
weird transfem dragon/lizort/reptile thing
weird Far-LibLeft Mostly-Orthodox-Marxist
weird and strange in general.
DO NOT RETWEET LIZRPOSTS (Please •ω•)
Notes: dyke
P.S. Welcome to bug.net
Pinned
YURIPOSTING; Part 1:
Girly with the tism normally can’t stand eye contact, discovers staring into the big ol peepers of a gal she’s infatuated with feels oddly pleasant
And then they smooch and cuddle and watch video essays and stuff
#officialyuriposting
Girly with the tism normally can’t stand eye contact, discovers staring into the big ol peepers of a gal she’s infatuated with feels oddly pleasant
And then they smooch and cuddle and watch video essays and stuff
#officialyuriposting
Why the hell does blocking the creator of a feed not by default hide it from the suggested feeds
Like, could that please be a thing, for the love of fuck
Like, could that please be a thing, for the love of fuck
January 25, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Why the hell does blocking the creator of a feed not by default hide it from the suggested feeds
Like, could that please be a thing, for the love of fuck
Like, could that please be a thing, for the love of fuck
January 23, 2026 at 5:51 AM
I need to bury my face in a butch dyke’s trail and/or bush and/or both
January 23, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I need to bury my face in a butch dyke’s trail and/or bush and/or both
Samarie Funger with microbangs…….
January 22, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Samarie Funger with microbangs…….
A message to my fellow transfems:
Hiii:3
you’re preddyyyy:3:3:3
Hiii:3
you’re preddyyyy:3:3:3
January 21, 2026 at 7:53 PM
A message to my fellow transfems:
Hiii:3
you’re preddyyyy:3:3:3
Hiii:3
you’re preddyyyy:3:3:3
Wrote yuri for a total of 8 hours yesterday
It will continue today
It will continue today
January 21, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Wrote yuri for a total of 8 hours yesterday
It will continue today
It will continue today
January 20, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Excuse the shit out of me who the fuck do you think you are
January 20, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Excuse the shit out of me who the fuck do you think you are
WhATEVER I’VE DONE
(DUNN DUNNN DUNN DUN)
(DUNN DUNNN DUNN DUN)
January 19, 2026 at 10:08 PM
WhATEVER I’VE DONE
(DUNN DUNNN DUNN DUN)
(DUNN DUNNN DUNN DUN)
Jesus fucking Christ no wonder white people can't name their kids anything normal
Tried to look up name ideas for a thingy and the first shit I see offers up the following:
DIPSTICK
JELLY
GALAXY
FUCKING P O T A T O
Tried to look up name ideas for a thingy and the first shit I see offers up the following:
DIPSTICK
JELLY
GALAXY
FUCKING P O T A T O
January 19, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Jesus fucking Christ no wonder white people can't name their kids anything normal
Tried to look up name ideas for a thingy and the first shit I see offers up the following:
DIPSTICK
JELLY
GALAXY
FUCKING P O T A T O
Tried to look up name ideas for a thingy and the first shit I see offers up the following:
DIPSTICK
JELLY
GALAXY
FUCKING P O T A T O
How the hell do people just remember to do shit
January 18, 2026 at 5:47 PM
How the hell do people just remember to do shit
We must always remember praxis
“Frotting is the tribbing of the transbians”
-Karl Marx, Das Kapital
(Slightly edited repost)
“Frotting is the tribbing of the transbians”
-Karl Marx, Das Kapital
(Slightly edited repost)
January 17, 2026 at 9:48 PM
We must always remember praxis
“Frotting is the tribbing of the transbians”
-Karl Marx, Das Kapital
(Slightly edited repost)
“Frotting is the tribbing of the transbians”
-Karl Marx, Das Kapital
(Slightly edited repost)
I keep forgetting that I posted this and then coming back to it because it’s still true
need a girl who would let me go “yay !! [jazz hands]” when I see her dick
January 17, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I keep forgetting that I posted this and then coming back to it because it’s still true
feeling NOT hehe
January 17, 2026 at 9:26 PM
feeling NOT hehe
I love that my fucking alarms will go off for long enough to drain 20% off of my god damned battery when I’m in a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FUCKING ROOM
BUT WHEN I NEED TO WAKE THE FUCK UP IN THE MORNING AND IT’S RIGHT BY MY HEAD IT WILL MAGICALLY NEVER TRIGGER ANY OF THE SIX ALARMS I FUCKING SET
BUT WHEN I NEED TO WAKE THE FUCK UP IN THE MORNING AND IT’S RIGHT BY MY HEAD IT WILL MAGICALLY NEVER TRIGGER ANY OF THE SIX ALARMS I FUCKING SET
January 17, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I love that my fucking alarms will go off for long enough to drain 20% off of my god damned battery when I’m in a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FUCKING ROOM
BUT WHEN I NEED TO WAKE THE FUCK UP IN THE MORNING AND IT’S RIGHT BY MY HEAD IT WILL MAGICALLY NEVER TRIGGER ANY OF THE SIX ALARMS I FUCKING SET
BUT WHEN I NEED TO WAKE THE FUCK UP IN THE MORNING AND IT’S RIGHT BY MY HEAD IT WILL MAGICALLY NEVER TRIGGER ANY OF THE SIX ALARMS I FUCKING SET
What’s wrong
why you burning
what’s burning
roof burning what tha fuck
why you burning
what’s burning
roof burning what tha fuck
January 15, 2026 at 4:54 PM
What’s wrong
why you burning
what’s burning
roof burning what tha fuck
why you burning
what’s burning
roof burning what tha fuck
Sometimes I feel like I’m speaking straight Disco Elysium Passive Check
January 14, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Sometimes I feel like I’m speaking straight Disco Elysium Passive Check
There’s love in every brushstroke
The copyrighted façades defile it
The copyrighted façades defile it
January 14, 2026 at 12:39 AM
There’s love in every brushstroke
The copyrighted façades defile it
The copyrighted façades defile it
Dear fucking god I did not mean for this to extend so damn long
On a related note I think I’m gonna turn this into a properly formatted (and even more detailed) thing later
On a related note I think I’m gonna turn this into a properly formatted (and even more detailed) thing later
5.20: after she woke up and took another dose of painkillers bout two hours later, she would proceed to aggressively slorp salt’s thang sillystyle, then eating tasty ice cream together
Proper conscious cuddles ensued after ice cream, they also later ordered takeout and watched a few movies
Proper conscious cuddles ensued after ice cream, they also later ordered takeout and watched a few movies
January 13, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Dear fucking god I did not mean for this to extend so damn long
On a related note I think I’m gonna turn this into a properly formatted (and even more detailed) thing later
On a related note I think I’m gonna turn this into a properly formatted (and even more detailed) thing later
Entire planet being on fire aside and whatever else, I sincerely cannot fucking stand that Minecraft is now just an obsession with being a cutesy game
Are they trying to cash in on the “cosy game” epidemic ??? Is it just perpetual child-pandering?? What the fuck is this shit
Are they trying to cash in on the “cosy game” epidemic ??? Is it just perpetual child-pandering?? What the fuck is this shit
January 13, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Entire planet being on fire aside and whatever else, I sincerely cannot fucking stand that Minecraft is now just an obsession with being a cutesy game
Are they trying to cash in on the “cosy game” epidemic ??? Is it just perpetual child-pandering?? What the fuck is this shit
Are they trying to cash in on the “cosy game” epidemic ??? Is it just perpetual child-pandering?? What the fuck is this shit
Lesbian urge to get into an intense fistfight with another butch/futch and then make out and cuddle and maybe cry after
I’m in the weird zone girlies
I also kinda want to get punched in the face, well the head mostly
I want to headbutt things, generally take hits to the noggin
This is probably a bad thing but if I can turn it into lesbianism so be it
I also kinda want to get punched in the face, well the head mostly
I want to headbutt things, generally take hits to the noggin
This is probably a bad thing but if I can turn it into lesbianism so be it
January 12, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Lesbian urge to get into an intense fistfight with another butch/futch and then make out and cuddle and maybe cry after
I’m in the weird zone girlies
I also kinda want to get punched in the face, well the head mostly
I want to headbutt things, generally take hits to the noggin
This is probably a bad thing but if I can turn it into lesbianism so be it
I also kinda want to get punched in the face, well the head mostly
I want to headbutt things, generally take hits to the noggin
This is probably a bad thing but if I can turn it into lesbianism so be it
January 12, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I’m in the weird zone girlies
I also kinda want to get punched in the face, well the head mostly
I want to headbutt things, generally take hits to the noggin
This is probably a bad thing but if I can turn it into lesbianism so be it
I also kinda want to get punched in the face, well the head mostly
I want to headbutt things, generally take hits to the noggin
This is probably a bad thing but if I can turn it into lesbianism so be it
How it feels to have a cold:
January 11, 2026 at 5:41 PM
How it feels to have a cold:
Girlies I need to be boobmaxxing I need to be able to smother people with them
(Also the reason I say three is because A: my shirts are dramatically inconsistent in size, and B: a lot of them are very loose fit in spite of that)
(Also the reason I say three is because A: my shirts are dramatically inconsistent in size, and B: a lot of them are very loose fit in spite of that)
YES
THEY AREN’T BIG ENOUGH UNTIL MY WARDROBE HAS SHRUNK BY AT LEAST THREE SHIRTS (just not the pretty shirts though I’ll cry)
THEY AREN’T BIG ENOUGH UNTIL MY WARDROBE HAS SHRUNK BY AT LEAST THREE SHIRTS (just not the pretty shirts though I’ll cry)
I agree, I want tits that are inconvenient.
January 11, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Girlies I need to be boobmaxxing I need to be able to smother people with them
(Also the reason I say three is because A: my shirts are dramatically inconsistent in size, and B: a lot of them are very loose fit in spite of that)
(Also the reason I say three is because A: my shirts are dramatically inconsistent in size, and B: a lot of them are very loose fit in spite of that)