Mike
@thesweatycretin.bsky.social
I once shat myself at a friend's house and flushed my underpants down his toilet.
Search drinks in your camera roll.
October 6, 2023 at 11:30 AM
Search drinks in your camera roll.
What’s a random quote from The Simpsons that pops into your head all the time?
October 5, 2023 at 7:47 PM
What’s a random quote from The Simpsons that pops into your head all the time?
I'm not proud of myself for doing this.
September 24, 2023 at 4:53 PM
I'm not proud of myself for doing this.
So I got asked if I was gay this morning in Tesco by some Prime swigging, bollock clutching member of the TOPBANTZ™ crew, "coz you iz dressed like one".
September 23, 2023 at 10:04 AM
So I got asked if I was gay this morning in Tesco by some Prime swigging, bollock clutching member of the TOPBANTZ™ crew, "coz you iz dressed like one".
So, I took some time off from the socials.
Anyway here's a pillow fort I made for my cat.
Anyway here's a pillow fort I made for my cat.
September 17, 2023 at 7:10 PM
So, I took some time off from the socials.
Anyway here's a pillow fort I made for my cat.
Anyway here's a pillow fort I made for my cat.
Feeling deliciously languid after a rather splendid barbecue, watching the younguns soak each other in this gorgeous late summer warmth. I don't think I've felt this relaxed for months.
September 3, 2023 at 5:39 PM
Feeling deliciously languid after a rather splendid barbecue, watching the younguns soak each other in this gorgeous late summer warmth. I don't think I've felt this relaxed for months.
Drop a picture if you that could be an album cover
September 2, 2023 at 10:35 PM
Drop a picture if you that could be an album cover
Saturday. The day of DIY and moob sweat.
September 2, 2023 at 9:44 AM
Saturday. The day of DIY and moob sweat.
A picture on your phone that has your energy, no selfies.
September 2, 2023 at 7:25 AM
A picture on your phone that has your energy, no selfies.
Without downloading any new pics where are you mentally.
September 1, 2023 at 9:29 PM
Without downloading any new pics where are you mentally.
Me addressing my followers
September 1, 2023 at 10:48 AM
Me addressing my followers
But apart from that.
August 27, 2023 at 7:09 AM
But apart from that.
Bit of a late submission, but here is today's entry for caturday.
Cookie - aged 4 1/2
Cookie - aged 4 1/2
August 26, 2023 at 5:25 PM
Bit of a late submission, but here is today's entry for caturday.
Cookie - aged 4 1/2
Cookie - aged 4 1/2
Wonderfully strange behaviour from the jackdaws on my neighbours roof.
Thought it had knocked itself out flying into the tiles, but turns out it was just sunning itself.
Thought it had knocked itself out flying into the tiles, but turns out it was just sunning itself.
August 26, 2023 at 9:59 AM
Wonderfully strange behaviour from the jackdaws on my neighbours roof.
Thought it had knocked itself out flying into the tiles, but turns out it was just sunning itself.
Thought it had knocked itself out flying into the tiles, but turns out it was just sunning itself.
I think I have a problem.
August 26, 2023 at 8:20 AM
I think I have a problem.
Live, laugh, liminal reality.
August 25, 2023 at 9:34 PM
Live, laugh, liminal reality.