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Mike
@thesweatycretin.bsky.social
I once shat myself at a friend's house and flushed my underpants down his toilet.
October 6, 2023 at 6:05 PM
Search drinks in your camera roll.
October 6, 2023 at 11:30 AM
What’s a random quote from The Simpsons that pops into your head all the time?
October 5, 2023 at 7:47 PM
October 5, 2023 at 7:21 PM
Coarse fishing.
October 5, 2023 at 7:10 PM
Evening lads
October 5, 2023 at 7:01 PM
I'm not proud of myself for doing this.
September 24, 2023 at 4:53 PM
GET TAE FUCK
September 24, 2023 at 4:46 PM
So I got asked if I was gay this morning in Tesco by some Prime swigging, bollock clutching member of the TOPBANTZ™ crew, "coz you iz dressed like one".
September 23, 2023 at 10:04 AM
So, I took some time off from the socials.

Anyway here's a pillow fort I made for my cat.
September 17, 2023 at 7:10 PM
Red. Pickled.
September 3, 2023 at 9:49 PM
Mostly.
September 3, 2023 at 9:48 PM
September 3, 2023 at 9:34 PM
Feeling deliciously languid after a rather splendid barbecue, watching the younguns soak each other in this gorgeous late summer warmth. I don't think I've felt this relaxed for months.
September 3, 2023 at 5:39 PM
Drop a picture if you that could be an album cover
September 2, 2023 at 10:35 PM
Saturday. The day of DIY and moob sweat.
September 2, 2023 at 9:44 AM
A picture on your phone that has your energy, no selfies.
September 2, 2023 at 7:25 AM
Good morning
September 2, 2023 at 7:20 AM
Without downloading any new pics where are you mentally.
September 1, 2023 at 9:29 PM
Me addressing my followers
September 1, 2023 at 10:48 AM
But apart from that.
August 27, 2023 at 7:09 AM
Bit of a late submission, but here is today's entry for caturday.
Cookie - aged 4 1/2
August 26, 2023 at 5:25 PM
Wonderfully strange behaviour from the jackdaws on my neighbours roof.
Thought it had knocked itself out flying into the tiles, but turns out it was just sunning itself.
August 26, 2023 at 9:59 AM
I think I have a problem.
August 26, 2023 at 8:20 AM
Live, laugh, liminal reality.
August 25, 2023 at 9:34 PM