Grigori BeardSputin
@thesusquatch.bsky.social
Dirty filthy commie, liker of Marx, streamer of preternaturally intellectual gaming content, can consume an altogether irresponsible quantity of eggs
Taylor Swift Breaks Down ‘The Life Of A Showgirl’ Track By Track — theonion.com/taylor-swift...
Taylor Swift Breaks Down ‘The Life Of A Showgirl’ Track By Track
The Life Of A Showgirl, Taylor Swift’s newest album, will be released Oct. 3. The pop star gave The Onion a preview of the album, breaking it down for reporters track by track. “The Fate of Ophelia”: ...
theonion.com
September 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Taylor Swift Breaks Down ‘The Life Of A Showgirl’ Track By Track — theonion.com/taylor-swift...
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Q: Mr Cuomo, how will you win this time?
A: I’m gonna touch more young people
A: I’m gonna touch more young people
Spent this morning on the Q train with Andrew Cuomo, who took personal responsibility for his lackluster mayoral primary bid. He vows a very different general election run, saying he'll focus on "reaching out to more young people and touching more people." www.nydailynews.com/2025/07/16/a...
Andrew Cuomo, conceding his failed primary campaign was flawed, takes to NYC streets
Andrew Cuomo is shifting gears and taking personal responsibility for running what he admits was a lackluster campaign in the Democratic mayoral primary, acknowledging that any strategic mistakes u…
www.nydailynews.com
July 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Q: Mr Cuomo, how will you win this time?
A: I’m gonna touch more young people
A: I’m gonna touch more young people
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I just left the Everglades Immigrant Interment Camp. No, I’m not using their ridiculous name. It was a very tough to witness humans in those cages. Every Floridian should be ashamed that our taxpayer money is being used for this.
July 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I just left the Everglades Immigrant Interment Camp. No, I’m not using their ridiculous name. It was a very tough to witness humans in those cages. Every Floridian should be ashamed that our taxpayer money is being used for this.
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May 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The worm commands and its will is immutable
Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the health secretary, posted photos on Sunday of himself and his grandchildren swimming in a contaminated Washington creek where swimming is not allowed because it is used for sewer runoff.
RFK Jr. Swims in Washington Creek That Flows With Sewage and Bacteria
www.nytimes.com
May 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
The worm commands and its will is immutable
The point at which mainstream Americans are afraid that saying “F*ck Nazis” publicly is some kind of risky political take is exactly the time when you need to double down on saying “F*ck Nazis”
May 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The point at which mainstream Americans are afraid that saying “F*ck Nazis” publicly is some kind of risky political take is exactly the time when you need to double down on saying “F*ck Nazis”
Rescue kitty sees a ghost in my room
April 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Rescue kitty sees a ghost in my room
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On the plus side, I’ve really been making leaps and bounds in my Mandarin learning.
February 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
On the plus side, I’ve really been making leaps and bounds in my Mandarin learning.
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The way the corporate media and corporate politicians are treating Luigi like they’ve captured Satan himself while tens of thousands of brutal killers (of poor people) go ignored tells you a lot about how terrified they are that we might get class consciousness or something.
December 22, 2024 at 11:38 PM
The way the corporate media and corporate politicians are treating Luigi like they’ve captured Satan himself while tens of thousands of brutal killers (of poor people) go ignored tells you a lot about how terrified they are that we might get class consciousness or something.
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🧵 : Frey's “common sense vision” for Mpls is nothing more than protecting big business. He's shown workers where his allegiance lies.
Mayor Frey: Minneapolis can prove to the nation it’s possible to run an effective government
Extremism is counterproductive. Democratic cities can get the basics right.
www.startribune.com
December 4, 2024 at 2:49 PM
🧵 : Frey's “common sense vision” for Mpls is nothing more than protecting big business. He's shown workers where his allegiance lies.
You know, there’s a whole book dedicated to how women have better sex under socialism, but I don’t think you need to read it when this man’s face is enough to stave off orgasms for anyone
her face has the look of a woman regretting every choice in her life that led to this
www.pride.com/politics/mag...
www.pride.com/politics/mag...
MAGA husband says giving his wife orgasms not babies is 'gay sex' and we're cackling
"I’m not going to have gay sex," Luke Moody said with all of the confidence of a mediocre straight man.
www.pride.com
December 7, 2024 at 1:54 PM
You know, there’s a whole book dedicated to how women have better sex under socialism, but I don’t think you need to read it when this man’s face is enough to stave off orgasms for anyone
The fact that they’re just concluding on Friday that he left the city immediately is why they’re probably not gonna find him? They’ll conclude in about a month he left the country when he’s already changed his identity and been elected to Canada’s parliament.
Police find bag carried by gunman who killed UnitedHealthcare's CEO, say he likely fled NYC on bus
The gunman who killed the CEO of the largest U.S. health insurer likely left New York City on a bus soon after, police officials said Friday. But he left something behind: a backpack that was discover...
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December 7, 2024 at 1:50 PM
The fact that they’re just concluding on Friday that he left the city immediately is why they’re probably not gonna find him? They’ll conclude in about a month he left the country when he’s already changed his identity and been elected to Canada’s parliament.
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i'm sure it is fine.. let me check my bank balance ...
December 7, 2024 at 6:14 AM
i'm sure it is fine.. let me check my bank balance ...
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📢 Over 50 elected officials, labor leaders, and solidarity organizations nationwide are calling on Biden to remove #Cuba from the State Sponsors of Terrorism list, ease Trump-era sanctions, and send humanitarian aid. It’s time to act.
Press release: international.dsausa.org/cuba-solidar...
Press release: international.dsausa.org/cuba-solidar...
December 5, 2024 at 5:28 PM
📢 Over 50 elected officials, labor leaders, and solidarity organizations nationwide are calling on Biden to remove #Cuba from the State Sponsors of Terrorism list, ease Trump-era sanctions, and send humanitarian aid. It’s time to act.
Press release: international.dsausa.org/cuba-solidar...
Press release: international.dsausa.org/cuba-solidar...
Him: prepare to meet your maker
Me: oh sick hi Yakub
Me: oh sick hi Yakub
December 6, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Him: prepare to meet your maker
Me: oh sick hi Yakub
Me: oh sick hi Yakub
So a really really ridiculously good-looking man offs someone in broad daylight with clear political messaging and vanishes into thin air. Gotcha. Anyone seen Derek Zoolander lately?
December 6, 2024 at 5:03 PM
So a really really ridiculously good-looking man offs someone in broad daylight with clear political messaging and vanishes into thin air. Gotcha. Anyone seen Derek Zoolander lately?
I mean fr a trans person would absolutely wreck any of Trump’s cabinet picks. Any trans guy in a bathroom would probably play Magic the gathering with me.
December 6, 2024 at 4:59 PM
I mean fr a trans person would absolutely wreck any of Trump’s cabinet picks. Any trans guy in a bathroom would probably play Magic the gathering with me.
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My mom answers the phone like she's in the middle of defusing a bomb
December 6, 2024 at 12:28 AM
My mom answers the phone like she's in the middle of defusing a bomb