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thestomachaches.bsky.social
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But I'm in so deep
You know I'm such a fool for poo
You got me smelling your big finger
Do you have to...do you have to let it linger?
March 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I am neutral.
March 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
*Golf
February 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Display the baby if you want to prove it.
February 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Which is why the sign is useless because we just ignore it. And what's the point in the first place? Like: ohhhh I WAS going to drive all crazy and dangerous. But since I saw that sign, I'm going to be extra careful. Said no one ever.
February 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
How do I know the baby isn't somewhere else and the signs is just there because? Maybe the baby is at home or daycare or with another person. So maybe you owned a baby at SOME POINT in your life, but its gone now or grew up and is different, but you probably just left the sign there.
February 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Poor guards at the security checkpoint. "Sir, madame, you'll have to remove that belt for the metal detector screening."

And the jacket. And the pants. And the shoes. And your nose. And your face. And, I'm guessing, your penis head.
February 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
An "INDUSTRIAL MUSIC" CONCERT!
February 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I don't think so. But if I am, I'm the good kind where I might be confused but overall think the best of everybody. Like that the laser beam X-rays the government is transmitting to my brain is just about providing essential vitamins I need & stuff to keep me healthy.
February 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I hate how this website makes me chop up a text so I have to reply to my own self like a psychotic person.
February 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
And sharing it around the room.
February 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
It looks ridiculous. Like you are holding a baby's penis.
February 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
But if all we see is you swinging it around like Bob Barker doing interviews for ninety percent of the time, just get a Big Boy microphone at that point.
February 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
But if all we see is you swinging it around like Bob Barker doing interviews for ninety percent of the time, just get a Big Boy microphone at that point.
February 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM