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The Squash
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Where male pattern baldness meets male pattern sadness. Twitch streamer, dab taker, dork.
The Pillars of Creation don’t have health insurance. A cardiac MRI is generally around $340 for a heart that’s around 12cm long. Adjusted for the pillars, which are 4 light years long, that would be $107,213,330,000,000,000,000, which is over one million times the GDP of Earth. Even space is in debt
Pillars of Creation through MIRI | JWST
November 14, 2024 at 10:16 AM
inb4 the Mucinex guy is appointed to head of Department of Health and Human Services
November 14, 2024 at 10:00 AM
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Fuck.
November 13, 2024 at 11:38 AM
I would like to present to you my Super Mario Party: Jamboree card. Don't tell Nintendo I did this.

#Twitch
October 27, 2024 at 8:00 AM
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I wrote an Infinite Dracula Flow generator, should you have use for such a thing
bonnicula.neocities.org/draculaflow
Dracula Flow Generator
bonnicula.neocities.org
October 23, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Classic first time chatter behavior. #twitch
October 24, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Some photos of the sky where I live from the other day! Good ol’ PNW.
October 24, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Nice art and photos, new friends, but what I really wanna know is what your Pooh Pathology test results are.
October 24, 2024 at 2:57 AM
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just bought my girlfriend an arbortion
October 24, 2024 at 12:02 AM
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"Explain this gap in your resume" Oh, that's when I was eating lasagna in my shower for 3 years
October 24, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Also worth noting that single issue voters on issues like immigration and housing costs don't face the level of criticism that women do for daring to advocate for their health, future, and freedoms. The hypocrisy of these grifters is about as subtle as a brick through a window.
recall that gray said that it was a form of blackmail to note that the results of the 2016 election would shape the future of abortion rights for a generation
October 23, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Oh no, you grabbed Meridia's Beacon out of a random chest. How do you react? Personally, I move to a new country under an assumed name and cut off all contact with my family. This is my fourth name since 2011, and it's getting exhausting fast.
October 23, 2024 at 11:01 PM
I thought really hard about what to put here first and I decided to present to you my artistic opus, Dad Milk™.
October 23, 2024 at 7:32 AM