Nick Birkett
@thespunyarn.bsky.social
big hairy fella. i like leftist politics and thinking about card games
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Nick Birkett
@thespunyarn.bsky.social
· Apr 21
(posts ass on main) haha sorry phone eats first
this was the gameboy my mom got me
"what were the 2000s like?" they were just this. nintendo sold a tribal tattoo game console and it came with a winamp skin
June 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
this was the gameboy my mom got me
Tau changes today are really sick. Also less confusing to explain to somebody else. I picked a good "time" to "get into" 40k
June 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Tau changes today are really sick. Also less confusing to explain to somebody else. I picked a good "time" to "get into" 40k
the fungus i use the most is definitely Corpsejack (my goat), but a personal fav is easily Marionette.
May 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
the fungus i use the most is definitely Corpsejack (my goat), but a personal fav is easily Marionette.
"bavarian cream turnover" DOES sound like a sex act. had one this morning
May 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
"bavarian cream turnover" DOES sound like a sex act. had one this morning
all time top episode of hotel hell is the one where Gordon's just like "this hotel isn't working AND you have no bitches" and there's a whole subplot where he gets the guy a date
May 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
all time top episode of hotel hell is the one where Gordon's just like "this hotel isn't working AND you have no bitches" and there's a whole subplot where he gets the guy a date
me: so how's the bitch back home?
my friend, who's a Yorkshire Terrier: i love her. she's the light of my life
my friend, who's a Yorkshire Terrier: i love her. she's the light of my life
May 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
me: so how's the bitch back home?
my friend, who's a Yorkshire Terrier: i love her. she's the light of my life
my friend, who's a Yorkshire Terrier: i love her. she's the light of my life
she krusty on my krab till i secret formular
May 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
she krusty on my krab till i secret formular
my sultry hips have been banging into tables and corners a lot today. damn this voluptuous body of mine
May 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
my sultry hips have been banging into tables and corners a lot today. damn this voluptuous body of mine
showed a girl my hair today and she asked me what my secret was. didn't know how to answer, so I just said "don't cut it"
May 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
showed a girl my hair today and she asked me what my secret was. didn't know how to answer, so I just said "don't cut it"
i like the normal travelling chocobo art more than the alternate ones, but i also like fun colors. i doubt we'll get an ext. art of the normal under these circumstances, but it's what i want
May 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
i like the normal travelling chocobo art more than the alternate ones, but i also like fun colors. i doubt we'll get an ext. art of the normal under these circumstances, but it's what i want
i'm so embarrassed man. girl brushed past me on the subway and i giggled like the pillsbury dough boy. i can't do this anymore
May 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
i'm so embarrassed man. girl brushed past me on the subway and i giggled like the pillsbury dough boy. i can't do this anymore
heh, nice try fellow fan. but i've pathologized YOUR niche into seeming psychotic, and MY NICHE into seeming based. now everybody on this twitter thread will know i'm better than you
May 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
heh, nice try fellow fan. but i've pathologized YOUR niche into seeming psychotic, and MY NICHE into seeming based. now everybody on this twitter thread will know i'm better than you
i know this barmaid asmr is supposed to make me feel relaxed but there's NO WAY I'm gonna be able to eat this big ass loaf of bread. how will i save room for my meal.
May 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
i know this barmaid asmr is supposed to make me feel relaxed but there's NO WAY I'm gonna be able to eat this big ass loaf of bread. how will i save room for my meal.
guy in aliens: HEY! that's my emotional support hostile alien species >: (
May 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
guy in aliens: HEY! that's my emotional support hostile alien species >: (
i'm very much a devil on your shoulder typa guy. yeah you SHOULD have some ice cream, today sucked. SKIP the gym and sleep in this morning, it's not going anywhere. yeah hot cheetos do sound good rn
May 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
i'm very much a devil on your shoulder typa guy. yeah you SHOULD have some ice cream, today sucked. SKIP the gym and sleep in this morning, it's not going anywhere. yeah hot cheetos do sound good rn
took many years to get the confidence required to check my ass out in the gym mirror but here I go
May 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
took many years to get the confidence required to check my ass out in the gym mirror but here I go
been playing Rise at the laundromat to pass time. game's perfect for that, and super fun. glad Wilds' being fun brought me back to this game.
looking forward to Sunbreak, I've heard a lot of really positive stuff about it
looking forward to Sunbreak, I've heard a lot of really positive stuff about it
May 5, 2025 at 5:46 AM
been playing Rise at the laundromat to pass time. game's perfect for that, and super fun. glad Wilds' being fun brought me back to this game.
looking forward to Sunbreak, I've heard a lot of really positive stuff about it
looking forward to Sunbreak, I've heard a lot of really positive stuff about it
he also gave me a plate off of carving. safe to say Zinogre is my friend : )
May 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
he also gave me a plate off of carving. safe to say Zinogre is my friend : )
maybe I'm the friend that's too weird, but responding with FINALLY when somebody starts an of feels strange. I get you're trying to be supportive, but it just sounds like you've been waiting for AGES to see those nudes. very odd.
May 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
maybe I'm the friend that's too weird, but responding with FINALLY when somebody starts an of feels strange. I get you're trying to be supportive, but it just sounds like you've been waiting for AGES to see those nudes. very odd.
watching someone play Nier Replicant and this game looks fuckin awful.
perhaps it just doesn't appeal to my sensibilities
perhaps it just doesn't appeal to my sensibilities
May 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
watching someone play Nier Replicant and this game looks fuckin awful.
perhaps it just doesn't appeal to my sensibilities
perhaps it just doesn't appeal to my sensibilities
the key to being funny online is doing it in as few words as possible
April 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
the key to being funny online is doing it in as few words as possible
took a rear view selfie and looked really worried about somethin
April 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
took a rear view selfie and looked really worried about somethin
rate my grocery list
April 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
rate my grocery list
the most powerful nations in the world don't take the welfare of actual human beings seriously. choke on AI and die please
“Can ChatGPT experience joy or suffering? Does Gemini deserve human rights?” our tech columnist asks. “Many A.I. experts I know would say no, not yet, not even close. But I was intrigued.”
Should We Start Taking the Welfare of A.I. Seriously?
As artificial intelligence systems become smarter, one A.I. company is trying to figure out what to do if they become conscious.
www.nytimes.com
April 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
the most powerful nations in the world don't take the welfare of actual human beings seriously. choke on AI and die please