Patrick
thesplat.bsky.social
Patrick
@thesplat.bsky.social
106 kgs of mangled cartilage, lousy eyesight, and 🐄💩. Canuck tragic - will have players at my funeral so they can let me down one more time. Still love ‘em though.
Damn. Just saw on the news two men died in Frankston. Was watching the attempted rescue from work.
October 22, 2025 at 8:08 AM
How, in the name of Gord Downies Ghost, are these two songs 28 years old??
August 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Doesn’t look like the NHL Draft to me, @espnaustralia.bsky.social.
June 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
A movie from the year you turned 30.
April 15, 2025 at 9:34 AM
#ElonIsADick Feel free to share.
February 20, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Maybe offer the following:
January 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The fucking idiot forgets that the Brits (early Canadians) burnt down the White House back in the day, and I’m pretty sure we’d be happy to do it again. #trump #Canada
January 8, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Got a bullet smoker for an early Xmas present. If I use it in conjunction with my new air fryer, I may never use the oven again.
December 21, 2024 at 8:29 AM
Interesting range of tunes!

3 lucky man
2 Layla
1 an end has a start

Hey, MB, can you repost the link to the Spotify playlist, thx? I’m getting a ‘not found’. Cheers!
December 18, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Might have been related to my Skittles.
December 17, 2024 at 2:42 AM
The older I get, the fewer concerts I can be bothered seeing.

Except The Killers. I’d see them every fkn day of the week.

Saw them tonight, sensational. Seeing them tomorrow, expect more of the same.
December 12, 2024 at 12:36 PM
I miss my cat.
December 5, 2024 at 7:20 AM
I’m sorry to read this. I said goodbye to Skittles two weeks ago and I shake my head at the hurt I’ve had in my heart since. My sincere sympathies to you.
December 2, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Call me crazy but I think the #canucks should get more shots on a guy with a 4.94 GAA and .811 save %.
December 1, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Had to say goodbye to my cat today. If grief is the price of love, well, that was one very loved feline.
November 20, 2024 at 7:50 AM