Patrick
@thesplat.bsky.social
106 kgs of mangled cartilage, lousy eyesight, and 🐄💩. Canuck tragic - will have players at my funeral so they can let me down one more time. Still love ‘em though.
Look….Kane isn’t too popular with the Canucks fanbase but that’s gotta give a small amount of credit.
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Look….Kane isn’t too popular with the Canucks fanbase but that’s gotta give a small amount of credit.
Canucks missed a goal by a bees dick but it’s a good start, with EP40 driving the net. Keep that sort of thing up, plus maybe a PP goal, we’ll be ok.
November 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Canucks missed a goal by a bees dick but it’s a good start, with EP40 driving the net. Keep that sort of thing up, plus maybe a PP goal, we’ll be ok.
Unpopular opinion. Garland isn’t as good as most of the fanbase thinks he is. Selfish, third turnover on the pp tonight. Yep full of hustle but makes dumb decisions.
Still better than Kane admittedly.
#canucks
Still better than Kane admittedly.
#canucks
November 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Unpopular opinion. Garland isn’t as good as most of the fanbase thinks he is. Selfish, third turnover on the pp tonight. Yep full of hustle but makes dumb decisions.
Still better than Kane admittedly.
#canucks
Still better than Kane admittedly.
#canucks
Currently working so not able to watch the game but the Canucks seem to be Canucking, as standard in Canucksville.
Oops and just as I’m writing this up…it’s 4-1. I’m gonna go find a bar.
Oops and just as I’m writing this up…it’s 4-1. I’m gonna go find a bar.
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Currently working so not able to watch the game but the Canucks seem to be Canucking, as standard in Canucksville.
Oops and just as I’m writing this up…it’s 4-1. I’m gonna go find a bar.
Oops and just as I’m writing this up…it’s 4-1. I’m gonna go find a bar.
Fucking Kane. More interesting in dropping the gloves than being defensively sound.
He’s had one good game out of nineteen for the Canucks. Good candidate to be fired into the sun. Metaphorically of course.
He’s had one good game out of nineteen for the Canucks. Good candidate to be fired into the sun. Metaphorically of course.
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Fucking Kane. More interesting in dropping the gloves than being defensively sound.
He’s had one good game out of nineteen for the Canucks. Good candidate to be fired into the sun. Metaphorically of course.
He’s had one good game out of nineteen for the Canucks. Good candidate to be fired into the sun. Metaphorically of course.
I will never waste time on anything in my life more than expecting success with the Canucks.
November 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I will never waste time on anything in my life more than expecting success with the Canucks.
That’s the class of Boeser - can have a real quiet game, then comes up big when the Canucks need a goal.
November 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
That’s the class of Boeser - can have a real quiet game, then comes up big when the Canucks need a goal.
Sometimes I think I only love the Canucks out of habit. What sane person would follow this team from scratch nowadays?
November 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Sometimes I think I only love the Canucks out of habit. What sane person would follow this team from scratch nowadays?
Still won’t put any blame onto Demko in this Canucks game. 2nd to the puck. Slow. Invisible 1st liners. Couple of bad breaks.
At least this is almost done so I can switch to the Blue Jays.
At least this is almost done so I can switch to the Blue Jays.
November 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Still won’t put any blame onto Demko in this Canucks game. 2nd to the puck. Slow. Invisible 1st liners. Couple of bad breaks.
At least this is almost done so I can switch to the Blue Jays.
At least this is almost done so I can switch to the Blue Jays.
Be nice if more than just Demko and Sherwood would show up for Canucks games. Grateful we’re tied but geez Louise imbalance of workload or what.
October 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Be nice if more than just Demko and Sherwood would show up for Canucks games. Grateful we’re tied but geez Louise imbalance of workload or what.
I mean, I would anyway, but seems like a good time to avoid Mississippi.
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October 29, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I mean, I would anyway, but seems like a good time to avoid Mississippi.
What is the Blue Jays obsession with challenging Dodger arms? 🤦♂️ #WorldSeries
October 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
What is the Blue Jays obsession with challenging Dodger arms? 🤦♂️ #WorldSeries
So should the Canucks have given Demko the 11.6, I wonder. Earning his keep tonight.
October 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
So should the Canucks have given Demko the 11.6, I wonder. Earning his keep tonight.
Damn. Just saw on the news two men died in Frankston. Was watching the attempted rescue from work.
October 22, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Damn. Just saw on the news two men died in Frankston. Was watching the attempted rescue from work.
I thought I couldn’t lose between the Mariners and Blue Jays…one Pacific Northwest team, one Canadian team. Turns out I could.
Ironic that they suffered the same fate as the 2011 Canucks - up 2-0 & 3-2 in a series only to go down in the most heartbreaking way possible.
Ironic that they suffered the same fate as the 2011 Canucks - up 2-0 & 3-2 in a series only to go down in the most heartbreaking way possible.
October 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I thought I couldn’t lose between the Mariners and Blue Jays…one Pacific Northwest team, one Canadian team. Turns out I could.
Ironic that they suffered the same fate as the 2011 Canucks - up 2-0 & 3-2 in a series only to go down in the most heartbreaking way possible.
Ironic that they suffered the same fate as the 2011 Canucks - up 2-0 & 3-2 in a series only to go down in the most heartbreaking way possible.
Canucks game is very similar to yesterday but I have little to no confidence that they can duplicate their effort from yesterday.
October 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Canucks game is very similar to yesterday but I have little to no confidence that they can duplicate their effort from yesterday.