The Spider God
@thespidergod.bsky.social
Just a normal fella seeking to be an author! I write funny things, I follow cool people, I’m a hater for fun and a fan for everyone.
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It's my birthday!!! I've reached 34yo!
As per tradition you're most welcome to share this post and make my work famous for the day! 🥰
Love you all! Have a great day too!
As per tradition you're most welcome to share this post and make my work famous for the day! 🥰
Love you all! Have a great day too!
October 19, 2025 at 7:24 AM
It's my birthday!!! I've reached 34yo!
As per tradition you're most welcome to share this post and make my work famous for the day! 🥰
Love you all! Have a great day too!
As per tradition you're most welcome to share this post and make my work famous for the day! 🥰
Love you all! Have a great day too!
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Do this like this. This is how it is.
これをこうしてこうですっ☆こうですっ☆
これをこうしてこうですっ☆こうですっ☆
October 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Do this like this. This is how it is.
これをこうしてこうですっ☆こうですっ☆
これをこうしてこうですっ☆こうですっ☆
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Charlie Kirk’s shooter was a 22 year old white cis man & 4chan groyper.
Charlie Kirk’s last words were “gang violence”. he was claiming Black people were inherently violent right before his life was ended by another white man.
Here is a description of Kirk’s terrorism by one of his many victims:
Charlie Kirk’s last words were “gang violence”. he was claiming Black people were inherently violent right before his life was ended by another white man.
Here is a description of Kirk’s terrorism by one of his many victims:
September 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Charlie Kirk’s shooter was a 22 year old white cis man & 4chan groyper.
Charlie Kirk’s last words were “gang violence”. he was claiming Black people were inherently violent right before his life was ended by another white man.
Here is a description of Kirk’s terrorism by one of his many victims:
Charlie Kirk’s last words were “gang violence”. he was claiming Black people were inherently violent right before his life was ended by another white man.
Here is a description of Kirk’s terrorism by one of his many victims:
Just to clarify @mrjamesob.bsky.social, Charlie Kirk didn't just lie about the 2020 election, he sent buses of people to the capital
September 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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THE ROCKETEER PUNCHING THE SHIT OUT OF A NAZI AI
July 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
THE ROCKETEER PUNCHING THE SHIT OUT OF A NAZI AI
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My mom and stepdad are from the same diaspora group as Zohran Mamdani’s dad (same like “my stepdad was kicked out of the same town and knows some of his classmates”) and apparently the New York Times doesn’t understand how diaspora works, so I am going to tell you a little about my mom’s people!
July 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My mom and stepdad are from the same diaspora group as Zohran Mamdani’s dad (same like “my stepdad was kicked out of the same town and knows some of his classmates”) and apparently the New York Times doesn’t understand how diaspora works, so I am going to tell you a little about my mom’s people!
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(seeing FBI agents sprinting in my direction as I'm being stabbed) Oh thank god I'm--(they run past me and tackle a guy who's flipping off a tesla)
March 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
(seeing FBI agents sprinting in my direction as I'm being stabbed) Oh thank god I'm--(they run past me and tackle a guy who's flipping off a tesla)
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oh this is a big mystery
Gifted | Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth put an end to Black History Month and other celebrations of identity. But St. Patrick's Day got a pass, and some are asking why. The questions come from the troops as well as administration critics. www.expressnews.com/news/article...
Hegseth's ban on cultural celebrations gave St. Patrick's Day a pass
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth put an end to cultural awareness events throughout the military. But the Irish holiday got a green light, and some wonder why.
www.expressnews.com
March 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
oh this is a big mystery
Writing Thought of the Day: It is imperative that you designate one of your characters as the Babygirl. The Babygirl’s gender is irrelevant; what matters is their role. The Babygirl must suffer. Sometimes humorously, sometimes horrifically, but they cannot die. #writing #writersky #writingthoughts
January 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Writing Thought of the Day: It is imperative that you designate one of your characters as the Babygirl. The Babygirl’s gender is irrelevant; what matters is their role. The Babygirl must suffer. Sometimes humorously, sometimes horrifically, but they cannot die. #writing #writersky #writingthoughts
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remember, the blitzkrieg is intended to make you feel like there is nothing you can do about it; that’s the only reason to go forward in this haphazard and sloppy manner all in the first week
and the choice of that strategy tells you they are afraid you *will* do something about it
and the choice of that strategy tells you they are afraid you *will* do something about it
January 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
remember, the blitzkrieg is intended to make you feel like there is nothing you can do about it; that’s the only reason to go forward in this haphazard and sloppy manner all in the first week
and the choice of that strategy tells you they are afraid you *will* do something about it
and the choice of that strategy tells you they are afraid you *will* do something about it
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Chandrashekhar Azad the Indian freedom fighter once evaded British police looking for him on a train by disguising himself as the conducttor and escorting them from car to car helping them search
11. Who is the coolest person in history that no one has ever heard of?
January 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Chandrashekhar Azad the Indian freedom fighter once evaded British police looking for him on a train by disguising himself as the conducttor and escorting them from car to car helping them search
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My marine biologist son Rob has lived on the same island for 7 years, doing painstaking work to improve biodiversity and train local people in conservation. Here’s a new video. Nothing dramatic (he’s not Attenborough and doesn’t have a film crew). Just a healthy coral reef:
youtu.be/2wlk-yfYi9Q?...
youtu.be/2wlk-yfYi9Q?...
Reef Highlights 2024
YouTube video by Drawaqa Marine Conservation Trust
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January 1, 2025 at 10:39 AM
My marine biologist son Rob has lived on the same island for 7 years, doing painstaking work to improve biodiversity and train local people in conservation. Here’s a new video. Nothing dramatic (he’s not Attenborough and doesn’t have a film crew). Just a healthy coral reef:
youtu.be/2wlk-yfYi9Q?...
youtu.be/2wlk-yfYi9Q?...
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From now on when I'm losing an argument I'm going to say I am done and yield the argument to saucy insolence
December 30, 2024 at 8:01 PM
From now on when I'm losing an argument I'm going to say I am done and yield the argument to saucy insolence
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One time I rented Animal Crossing from Blockbuster, returned the disc, & then just never powered off my Gamecube. It's so small you can play it without the Disc. I kept my system running 24/7 for two months until an electrical storm knocked out my power. Best $7 I ever spent.
December 29, 2024 at 6:22 PM
One time I rented Animal Crossing from Blockbuster, returned the disc, & then just never powered off my Gamecube. It's so small you can play it without the Disc. I kept my system running 24/7 for two months until an electrical storm knocked out my power. Best $7 I ever spent.
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For the evening folks.
If you, please help out.
Would really appreciate it
If you, please help out.
Would really appreciate it
December 28, 2024 at 1:56 AM
For the evening folks.
If you, please help out.
Would really appreciate it
If you, please help out.
Would really appreciate it
Watched the Muppets Christmas carol for the first time. Writing Thought of the Day: everyone should aspire to a moment as raw as Scrooge seeing his own grave and everyone celebrating his death. Dickens popped off on that one. #writersky #writing
December 25, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Watched the Muppets Christmas carol for the first time. Writing Thought of the Day: everyone should aspire to a moment as raw as Scrooge seeing his own grave and everyone celebrating his death. Dickens popped off on that one. #writersky #writing
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Twitter became unbearable, the trolls, the censorship and the worst of it, Musk.
So we moved over to BlueSky.
This holiday season, help us regain our voice
Follow
Retweet
And repeat
And thank you thank you thank you
So we moved over to BlueSky.
This holiday season, help us regain our voice
Follow
Retweet
And repeat
And thank you thank you thank you
December 25, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Twitter became unbearable, the trolls, the censorship and the worst of it, Musk.
So we moved over to BlueSky.
This holiday season, help us regain our voice
Follow
Retweet
And repeat
And thank you thank you thank you
So we moved over to BlueSky.
This holiday season, help us regain our voice
Follow
Retweet
And repeat
And thank you thank you thank you
Writing Thought of the Day: Why do I reuse so many words in the heat of the 1st draft? The amount of doubling up on verbs I do is painful in retrospect. The answer: because I can ignore the rules when I’m having fun, and clean my mess later. That’s what matters. #writing #writersky #writingcommunity
December 23, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Writing Thought of the Day: Why do I reuse so many words in the heat of the 1st draft? The amount of doubling up on verbs I do is painful in retrospect. The answer: because I can ignore the rules when I’m having fun, and clean my mess later. That’s what matters. #writing #writersky #writingcommunity
Editing Problems: getting caught up in the story and just reading instead of editing. Is it egotistical if it’s my own work?
December 21, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Editing Problems: getting caught up in the story and just reading instead of editing. Is it egotistical if it’s my own work?
Writing Thought if the Day: You can’t spend every day writing. Some days are for just hanging on. Shouldn’t eat a fruit before it’s ripe; the same goes for writing stories. #writer #writersky #writingcommunities
December 21, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Writing Thought if the Day: You can’t spend every day writing. Some days are for just hanging on. Shouldn’t eat a fruit before it’s ripe; the same goes for writing stories. #writer #writersky #writingcommunities
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Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips
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December 19, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips
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Sometimes it’s fun during a discussion to take a stand on a random stupid topic and not budge. ‘Are you really going to die on this hill?’ Someone is. Might not be me.
December 20, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Sometimes it’s fun during a discussion to take a stand on a random stupid topic and not budge. ‘Are you really going to die on this hill?’ Someone is. Might not be me.
Sorry for the lack of a thought today, everyone! I’ve been busy editing. Writing Thought of the Day: If you’re unsure about dialogue or a line in a story, read it out loud. Preferably in a silly accent. I find that if it still sounds good, it can usually be safely kept. #writing #writer #writersky
December 20, 2024 at 7:14 AM
Sorry for the lack of a thought today, everyone! I’ve been busy editing. Writing Thought of the Day: If you’re unsure about dialogue or a line in a story, read it out loud. Preferably in a silly accent. I find that if it still sounds good, it can usually be safely kept. #writing #writer #writersky
Writing Thought of the Day: Even on tough days, you can still create. Sometimes, you just have to rotate your little guys in your head like a microwave dinner until you come up with an idea. #writing #writers #writersky #writersblock
December 19, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Writing Thought of the Day: Even on tough days, you can still create. Sometimes, you just have to rotate your little guys in your head like a microwave dinner until you come up with an idea. #writing #writers #writersky #writersblock