1. Costco at 12:15 the Monday before thanksgiving. Every thing I needed was in stock, every register open. Checkout time: 11 min.

2. Target at 12:40. One item out of stock, one without enough qty. Checkout time: 2 min.

Customers accept inconvenience when they know a retailer makes an effort.

Nah, these guys are doing it whoever they are.

This is who is actually reading them.

Hey, #HomeDepot and #Lowes, why would you think it’s necessary to read everyone’s license plate?

And why would you ever think it was okay to do so?

Though in my 35 years in #retail I’ve found that #LossPrevention was always worse than the cops.

I’m pleased to announce we have signed 13-yr veteran, Teddy, to a long term contract.
Terms include up to 12 treats per day (6 guaranteed), 3 extended belly rubs, plus incentives.
He’s got a lot left in the tank and will be a positive influence in the locker room and for the franchise in general.

The soaked kids’ footsteps splashing water as they run to Jesus, who is likely asking them if they enjoyed their swim.

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with these folks and their AI generated shit?

It’s so ‘accurate’ as to almost be some dark-humor parody of the tragedy.

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social , Love the new look, dickhead.

This is the face of a man who, having sold his souls years ago, just saw the payment come due.

The Brisket has landed!!

The most plausible explanation I’ve seen for the #NJDrones.

This one. All I need is a chalk line.

If you’re going to be famous, be SO famous they’ll be excited to dig you up 1700 years later.🎅🏼