The Southernerd
thesouthernerd.bsky.social
The Southernerd
@thesouthernerd.bsky.social
1. Costco at 12:15 the Monday before thanksgiving. Every thing I needed was in stock, every register open. Checkout time: 11 min.

2. Target at 12:40. One item out of stock, one without enough qty. Checkout time: 2 min.

Customers accept inconvenience when they know a retailer makes an effort.
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Nah, these guys are doing it whoever they are.
September 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This is who is actually reading them.
September 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
September 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
September 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
August 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Hey, #HomeDepot and #Lowes, why would you think it’s necessary to read everyone’s license plate?

And why would you ever think it was okay to do so?

Though in my 35 years in #retail I’ve found that #LossPrevention was always worse than the cops.
August 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
July 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I’m pleased to announce we have signed 13-yr veteran, Teddy, to a long term contract.
Terms include up to 12 treats per day (6 guaranteed), 3 extended belly rubs, plus incentives.
He’s got a lot left in the tank and will be a positive influence in the locker room and for the franchise in general.
July 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
July 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The soaked kids’ footsteps splashing water as they run to Jesus, who is likely asking them if they enjoyed their swim.

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with these folks and their AI generated shit?

It’s so ‘accurate’ as to almost be some dark-humor parody of the tragedy.
July 9, 2025 at 11:23 AM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social , Love the new look, dickhead.
June 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
This is the face of a man who, having sold his souls years ago, just saw the payment come due.
March 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The Brisket has landed!!
December 25, 2024 at 10:12 PM
December 14, 2024 at 9:48 PM
The most plausible explanation I’ve seen for the #NJDrones.
December 14, 2024 at 9:47 PM
This one. All I need is a chalk line.
December 14, 2024 at 12:16 PM
If you’re going to be famous, be SO famous they’ll be excited to dig you up 1700 years later.🎅🏼
December 7, 2024 at 2:20 AM