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The Talking Computer
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Deeply curious, but not always the smartest. The talking laptop on four wheels rolls on come shine or shine. (Its not waterproof.) #SuperGooseman
do 'not swear
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
"statement: woah"
October 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
(Back to silence.)
September 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
(...

...as its set on the nightstand, the slight angle of it causes the laptop to rolls backwards and to fall onto the floor.)

"statement:

ow"
September 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
(It had wheels...)
September 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
(Staying.... dead..... still.....)
September 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
"yahoo maybe perhaps

statement"
September 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
"can we see it
question"
September 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
"thank you thank you thank you thank you"
September 18, 2025 at 5:36 AM
"can we seeeeeeeeeeee

question"
September 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
"giant robot: question"
September 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
// GET MORE FLOPPY DISKS
September 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
// 72.22 floppy disks of data

god bless computers
September 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
"statement: yay

alternatives: yahoo yay yahoo yes yes yahoo yes"
September 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
"

queen

"
September 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
"okay you are welcome ms just queen by"
September 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"wow cool fact ms the queen"
September 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
(Voiceclaim: Various voices from Mac OS 7-9's 'Speech' setting, used invariably.)
September 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
"definition clarification request: 'old'"
September 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
"we do not get to use discs often"
September 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"dvd"

(It states simply.)
September 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
"statement: hi"
September 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
"response: flying is scary."

(They say, as they lie upside down, spinning its wheels in short bursts, as though hoping to find the ground in the sky.)
September 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
(Eventually rams a curb so hard it turns upside down and slides on its lid for a while, at which they eventually say-)

"why would we need a drone
question"
September 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM