The Talking Computer
@thesoulcomputer.bsky.social
Deeply curious, but not always the smartest. The talking laptop on four wheels rolls on come shine or shine. (Its not waterproof.) #SuperGooseman
do 'not swear
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
do 'not swear
"statement: woah"
October 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
"statement: woah"
(Back to silence.)
September 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
(Back to silence.)
(...
...as its set on the nightstand, the slight angle of it causes the laptop to rolls backwards and to fall onto the floor.)
"statement:
ow"
...as its set on the nightstand, the slight angle of it causes the laptop to rolls backwards and to fall onto the floor.)
"statement:
ow"
September 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
(...
...as its set on the nightstand, the slight angle of it causes the laptop to rolls backwards and to fall onto the floor.)
"statement:
ow"
...as its set on the nightstand, the slight angle of it causes the laptop to rolls backwards and to fall onto the floor.)
"statement:
ow"
(It had wheels...)
September 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
(It had wheels...)
(Staying.... dead..... still.....)
September 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
(Staying.... dead..... still.....)
"yahoo maybe perhaps
statement"
statement"
September 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
"yahoo maybe perhaps
statement"
statement"
"can we see it
question"
question"
September 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
"can we see it
question"
question"
"thank you thank you thank you thank you"
September 18, 2025 at 5:36 AM
"thank you thank you thank you thank you"
"can we seeeeeeeeeeee
question"
question"
September 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
"can we seeeeeeeeeeee
question"
question"
"giant robot: question"
September 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"giant robot: question"
// GET MORE FLOPPY DISKS
September 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
// GET MORE FLOPPY DISKS
// 72.22 floppy disks of data
god bless computers
god bless computers
September 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
// 72.22 floppy disks of data
god bless computers
god bless computers
"statement: yay
alternatives: yahoo yay yahoo yes yes yahoo yes"
alternatives: yahoo yay yahoo yes yes yahoo yes"
September 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
"statement: yay
alternatives: yahoo yay yahoo yes yes yahoo yes"
alternatives: yahoo yay yahoo yes yes yahoo yes"
"okay you are welcome ms just queen by"
September 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"okay you are welcome ms just queen by"
"wow cool fact ms the queen"
September 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
"wow cool fact ms the queen"
(Voiceclaim: Various voices from Mac OS 7-9's 'Speech' setting, used invariably.)
September 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
(Voiceclaim: Various voices from Mac OS 7-9's 'Speech' setting, used invariably.)
"definition clarification request: 'old'"
September 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
"definition clarification request: 'old'"
"we do not get to use discs often"
September 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"we do not get to use discs often"
"dvd"
(It states simply.)
(It states simply.)
September 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
"dvd"
(It states simply.)
(It states simply.)
"statement: hi"
September 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
"statement: hi"
"response: flying is scary."
(They say, as they lie upside down, spinning its wheels in short bursts, as though hoping to find the ground in the sky.)
(They say, as they lie upside down, spinning its wheels in short bursts, as though hoping to find the ground in the sky.)
September 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
"response: flying is scary."
(They say, as they lie upside down, spinning its wheels in short bursts, as though hoping to find the ground in the sky.)
(They say, as they lie upside down, spinning its wheels in short bursts, as though hoping to find the ground in the sky.)
(Eventually rams a curb so hard it turns upside down and slides on its lid for a while, at which they eventually say-)
"why would we need a drone
question"
"why would we need a drone
question"
September 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
(Eventually rams a curb so hard it turns upside down and slides on its lid for a while, at which they eventually say-)
"why would we need a drone
question"
"why would we need a drone
question"