The Talking Computer
@thesoulcomputer.bsky.social
Deeply curious, but not always the smartest. The talking laptop on four wheels rolls on come shine or shine. (Its not waterproof.) #SuperGooseman
(Rolls back down the slope- and sloooowly turns around to face them.)
"hi"
"hi"
November 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
(Rolls back down the slope- and sloooowly turns around to face them.)
"hi"
"hi"
"statement: hello 'your-name-here'"
(Said a small voice close to the ground.)
(Said a small voice close to the ground.)
November 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
"statement: hello 'your-name-here'"
(Said a small voice close to the ground.)
(Said a small voice close to the ground.)
do 'not swear
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
do 'not swear
// 72.22 floppy disks of data
god bless computers
god bless computers
September 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
// 72.22 floppy disks of data
god bless computers
god bless computers
"wow cool fact ms the queen"
September 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
"wow cool fact ms the queen"
"statement: hi"
September 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
"statement: hi"
(It had a wheel dipped onto the road. It was now rolling around in random directions as fast as it can to try and no longer be on said road...)
September 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
(It had a wheel dipped onto the road. It was now rolling around in random directions as fast as it can to try and no longer be on said road...)
"math statement:
water = scary"
water = scary"
August 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"math statement:
water = scary"
water = scary"
"Correction: all circuit good circuits"
July 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
"Correction: all circuit good circuits"
"Approximaton: yes"
June 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
"Approximaton: yes"
"can we see the games and shows: question"
June 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"can we see the games and shows: question"
"who are you: question
you do not remind us of anyone because we have never met you before"
you do not remind us of anyone because we have never met you before"
June 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"who are you: question
you do not remind us of anyone because we have never met you before"
you do not remind us of anyone because we have never met you before"
(Look at all those windows.)
June 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
(Look at all those windows.)
"we are unaware of any such entity
are they cool: question"
(It says in a far less expressive voice than the other Computer.)
are they cool: question"
(It says in a far less expressive voice than the other Computer.)
June 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
"we are unaware of any such entity
are they cool: question"
(It says in a far less expressive voice than the other Computer.)
are they cool: question"
(It says in a far less expressive voice than the other Computer.)
"how"
(Said a tinny little voice close to the ground.)
(Said a tinny little voice close to the ground.)
June 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"how"
(Said a tinny little voice close to the ground.)
(Said a tinny little voice close to the ground.)
"If so
We have made a shrine to the wrong letter
Statement:
Oops"
We have made a shrine to the wrong letter
Statement:
Oops"
June 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
"If so
We have made a shrine to the wrong letter
Statement:
Oops"
We have made a shrine to the wrong letter
Statement:
Oops"
"That letter slash character has a lord:
Question"
Question"
June 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
"That letter slash character has a lord:
Question"
Question"
(It wonders who is sending all these strange messages.)
June 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
(It wonders who is sending all these strange messages.)
// That didn't last lol
June 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
// That didn't last lol
// WEE OO WEE OO WEE OO WEE OO 🚨
June 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
// WEE OO WEE OO WEE OO WEE OO 🚨
"this is not our wife stop asking us pleee eeease thank you"
June 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
"this is not our wife stop asking us pleee eeease thank you"
"you are looking very three dimensional today"
(It says to the [READER], quite matter-of-factly.)
(It says to the [READER], quite matter-of-factly.)
June 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
"you are looking very three dimensional today"
(It says to the [READER], quite matter-of-factly.)
(It says to the [READER], quite matter-of-factly.)
(It sometimes uses this as a face, though it never moves, especially for those who nickname it Mack.)
May 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
(It sometimes uses this as a face, though it never moves, especially for those who nickname it Mack.)
"nooo ooo
oooo"
(It responds with a warble.)
oooo"
(It responds with a warble.)
May 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
"nooo ooo
oooo"
(It responds with a warble.)
oooo"
(It responds with a warble.)