the slowest burn
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Here for EO, democracy, queer stuff, etc.
Okay, bathroom sign at 30 Rock! 💅🏻🌈
February 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Okay, bathroom sign at 30 Rock! 💅🏻🌈
The fact that he’s being a cutesy little edgelord while talking about how he just actively enabled children’s deaths en masse… Fuck this racist sociopath.
February 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The fact that he’s being a cutesy little edgelord while talking about how he just actively enabled children’s deaths en masse… Fuck this racist sociopath.
Wow, really makes you think. Thanks, for devoting space to this, New York Times.
January 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Wow, really makes you think. Thanks, for devoting space to this, New York Times.
Shout out to the person I just saw at a Costa Rican resort who was wearing this t-shirt:
January 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Shout out to the person I just saw at a Costa Rican resort who was wearing this t-shirt:
Be careful if you order something from an Apple Store and it gets delivered by “courier” (Uber Eats). My laptop delivery got intercepted by someone posing as my brother. He was waiting on my block and somehow knew my name, cross streets, and the exact time of delivery.
December 7, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Be careful if you order something from an Apple Store and it gets delivered by “courier” (Uber Eats). My laptop delivery got intercepted by someone posing as my brother. He was waiting on my block and somehow knew my name, cross streets, and the exact time of delivery.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
November 19, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
Explain your username using pictures! 🫶
November 18, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Explain your username using pictures! 🫶
Buckling up, strapping in, etc etc…
November 12, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Buckling up, strapping in, etc etc…