the slowest burn
@theslowestburn.bsky.social
Here for EO, democracy, queer stuff, etc.
Hello, old friend. I remember you well.
August 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Hello, old friend. I remember you well.
As a child growing up in Australia I heard tell of a drink called “Coca-Cola.” But never did I see such a thing until the day I landed on American soil.
As usual with these panels, the overwhelming characteristic is nonexistent or false information. Every call to understand and empathize with Trump voters (which is fine in the abstract!) needs to grapple with this.
April 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
As a child growing up in Australia I heard tell of a drink called “Coca-Cola.” But never did I see such a thing until the day I landed on American soil.
Chris we are all about to die under fascism, please get to the macking ASAP
gonna spend every day until April 17 arguing with myself about the connotative differences between "teased" and "touched on"
February 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Chris we are all about to die under fascism, please get to the macking ASAP
I love a random Simpsons reference
Mr. Modi, President Trump's presidency seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why is he so popular?
February 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I love a random Simpsons reference
Okay, bathroom sign at 30 Rock! 💅🏻🌈
February 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Okay, bathroom sign at 30 Rock! 💅🏻🌈
“LGBQ+” is not a thing, you craven fuck-knuckles. Trans people are the reason Stonewall means anything.
‼️ The National Park Service has REMOVED mentions of transgender people being involved with Stonewall. Not only did the remove the world "Transgender" but changed "LGBTQ+" to "LGBQ+".
The federal government is attempting to erase us and take away our history.
This pride, we riot.
The federal government is attempting to erase us and take away our history.
This pride, we riot.
February 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
“LGBQ+” is not a thing, you craven fuck-knuckles. Trans people are the reason Stonewall means anything.
The fact that he’s being a cutesy little edgelord while talking about how he just actively enabled children’s deaths en masse… Fuck this racist sociopath.
February 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The fact that he’s being a cutesy little edgelord while talking about how he just actively enabled children’s deaths en masse… Fuck this racist sociopath.
The Democrats’ dereliction is one of the most upsetting parts of all this. HELP, for the love of fuck.
February 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The Democrats’ dereliction is one of the most upsetting parts of all this. HELP, for the love of fuck.
Fuck you if you voted for him. Truly fuck you forever, get the fuck away from me.
stopping the flow of HIV drugs to poor countries and demanding that foreign doctors stop distributing the meds already sitting in their clinics is so evil it is hard to wrap my head around. one day when when this is all history i will struggle to forgive anyone who voted for him
January 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Fuck you if you voted for him. Truly fuck you forever, get the fuck away from me.
Wow, really makes you think. Thanks, for devoting space to this, New York Times.
January 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Wow, really makes you think. Thanks, for devoting space to this, New York Times.
Kamala’s outfit is giving Shiv at Connor’s wedding
I am going to put together a thread covering Trump's second inauguration. Follow along for clips and commentary.
(Below is a clip of Biden and Harris arriving.)
(Below is a clip of Biden and Harris arriving.)
January 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Kamala’s outfit is giving Shiv at Connor’s wedding
Real Vigo the Carpathian shit
January 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Real Vigo the Carpathian shit
Shout out to the person I just saw at a Costa Rican resort who was wearing this t-shirt:
January 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Shout out to the person I just saw at a Costa Rican resort who was wearing this t-shirt:
Maaaan I wish the plot of this film hadn’t been so horrifically boring and irrelevant. What a waste!
December 9, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Maaaan I wish the plot of this film hadn’t been so horrifically boring and irrelevant. What a waste!
Be careful if you order something from an Apple Store and it gets delivered by “courier” (Uber Eats). My laptop delivery got intercepted by someone posing as my brother. He was waiting on my block and somehow knew my name, cross streets, and the exact time of delivery.
December 7, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Be careful if you order something from an Apple Store and it gets delivered by “courier” (Uber Eats). My laptop delivery got intercepted by someone posing as my brother. He was waiting on my block and somehow knew my name, cross streets, and the exact time of delivery.
Okay I know I’m late to this, but what is causing so many OC showrunners to peace out?! It’s just bizarre.
#OrganizedCrime showrunner John Shiban has exited the Peacock series: tinyurl.com/3fd4rd2p
LAW & ORDER: ORGANIZED CRIME Undergoes Another Showrunner Change - Give Me My Remote
John Shiban has exited the now-Peacock series.
tinyurl.com
December 6, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Okay I know I’m late to this, but what is causing so many OC showrunners to peace out?! It’s just bizarre.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
November 19, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
Explain your username using pictures! 🫶
November 18, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Explain your username using pictures! 🫶
The Connections Bot is now a major contributor to my self-worth.
November 18, 2024 at 6:07 PM
The Connections Bot is now a major contributor to my self-worth.
Girl…
Oh, Lord. Joe and Mika went to Mar-a-lago. "What we did agree on," Mika said, "was to restart communications." Access. "He seemed interested in finding common ground with Democrats." Credulity. They revert to their mean.
November 18, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Girl…
Sooooo why is my shade of Ilia the only shade that’s sold out across the U.S.?
November 18, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Sooooo why is my shade of Ilia the only shade that’s sold out across the U.S.?
Should I become the type of over-40 lady who wears multiple bracelets simultaneously? Seems chic with a hint of bohemian.
November 17, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Should I become the type of over-40 lady who wears multiple bracelets simultaneously? Seems chic with a hint of bohemian.
Felt so good to deactivate my Twitter accounts just now. I am CLEANSED.
November 13, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Felt so good to deactivate my Twitter accounts just now. I am CLEANSED.
SAME. The story about her writing a letter to him while sitting 6 feet away on a private plane coming back from the Emmys?!
the lore revealed in that DD/GA podcast episode is so oddly healing to teenage me? i desperately need to know which seasons they hated each other BTS
also the fact that he didn't tell her he was quitting??? i never considered it a possibility for c and m but liiiike how did it actually go down
also the fact that he didn't tell her he was quitting??? i never considered it a possibility for c and m but liiiike how did it actually go down
November 12, 2024 at 10:17 PM
SAME. The story about her writing a letter to him while sitting 6 feet away on a private plane coming back from the Emmys?!